What goes up...

A father was at the beach with his children when the tour-year-old son Fan up to him, grabbed hishand, and led him to a place on the shore where a seagull lay dead in the sand. "Daddy, what happenedto him?" the son asked. "He died and went to Heaven," the dad replied. The boy thought a moment as he and his father stood looking at the seagull. Finally the son said,"Why did God throw him back down?"     

幽默集锦

Who Is God?A little boy walked up to his father and asks him a question, "Dad, is God a man or a woman?Father answered, "Both, son, both." After a short while the boy came back . "Dad, is God black or white?"     

Fun Time

Drunk In the afternoon,a father and his little son are going home.At this age,the boy is very interested in all kinds of things and is always asking questions.Now,he asks,"What's the meaning of the word ‘drunk’,dad? Well,my son,"his father replies (回答),"look,there stand two policemen.If I regar (把 ……看作) the two policemen as four then I am drunk." "But,dad," the boy says,"there's only one policeman!"     

A Bad Day

A little guy is sitting at a bar, just looking at his drink for about a half-hour. A big trouble-making truck driver comes up to him, takes the drink from the guy, and drinks it all down.The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says:     

名人轶闻趣事(英文)

Washington Cutthe Trees Washington was the first president of America.When he was a boy,he cut his fathers two cherry trees.His father returned and gotvery angry.He said to himself,“If I found out who cut my trees,I would give him a good beating.”The father looked everywhere.When he asked his son,Washingtonbegan to cry.“I cut your trees!”Washington told the truth.The father carried his son in his arm and said,“My clever child,I would ratherlose one hundred trees than you should tell…     

Reading Room:Clever Boy

A Torn Cover拼碎图 A little boy wanted his dad to teach him how to play catch.One sunny day his father was sitting on the couch,drinking a beer,while watching a baseball game.The boy rushed into the house exclaiming,“Daddy,show me how to play catch!" 一个小男孩想要他的爸爸教他怎么传球.一天,阳光灿烂,他爸爸坐在沙发上,边看棒球赛,边喝啤酒.小男孩跑进房去,大喊:“爸爸,教我传球!” The father,blankly starring at the television screen,replied,"In a little while son,let me finish watching this inning.Come back in five minutes."     

开心一刻

AlcoholA father was trying to teach his young son the evils of alcohol.He put one worm in a glass of water and another worm in a glass of whiskey. The worm in the water lived, while the one in the whiskey curled up and died."All right, son, " asked the father, "what does that showyou?"Well, Dad, it shows that if you drink alcohol, you will not have worms. "     

Perspectives

One　day　a　father　and　his　richfamily　took　his　young　son　on　a　trip　tothe　country　with　the　firm　purpose　toshow　him　how　poor　people　can　be.They　spent　a　day　and　a　night　in　thefarm　of　a　very　poor　family.　Whenthey　got　back　from　their　trip　the　fa-ther　asked　his　son,　"How　was　thetrip?" "Very　good,　Dad!" "Did　you　see　how　poor　people　canbe?"　the　father　asked. "Yeah!" "And　what　did　you　learn?" The　son　answered,　"I　saw　that　w…     

被逼的残忍(英文)

①Father and son have sownsome peas.②A bird is eating the peasin the field.③The father has to sowsome more peas.⑤The son catches the birdbefore the bird knows it.⑥The son covers the bird!seyes with a cloth band.⑦The father is satisfiedwith his son!s     

How Didn＇t You Wake Up My Parents？

Robert is 16 now. He＇ll finish middle school in two years. His father keeps a shop and has much money. The father hopes his son can go to college and makes him study hard. But the young man likes to play cards. He has to go out after his parents fall asleep.     

Funny Stories

1 Before the Trouble Starts A man went into a bar "sat down" called the barman and said to him, "Give me a drink before the trouble starts." The barman was busy with other people, so he did not say anything, but he gave the man the drink, and the man drank it quickly. Then he put his glass down, called the barman again and said to him, "Give me another one before the trouble starts."     

开心一刻(英文)

An Amish (安曼教派的) boy and his father were visiting a mall (购物商场). They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again. The boy asked his father, "What is this, Father?" The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is. " While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened     

每个女人都美丽

A little boy asked his mother "Whyare you crying? "Because I'm a woman," she toldhim," I don' t understand," he said, His mum Just hugged him and sald, " And you never will."Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?"All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say.The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry.Rinally he put in a call to God;and when     

WHO''''S AFRAID NOW?

A neighbor told us about a trip he took with his two -and-a-half-year-old son.It was the first time the father and the boy had been away by themselves. The first night they spent in a hotel, the father moved his bed close to the boys, and when they wer…     

醉酒

<正>[英语原文]One day,a father and his little son were going home.At this age,the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions.Now,he asked,"What's the meaning of the word‘Drunk’,dad?""Well,my son,"his father replied,"look,there are standing two policemen.If     

Drunk

One day,a father and his little son were going home.At this age,the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions.Now,he asked,"What’s the meaning of the word‘Drunk’,dad?""Well,my son,"his father replied,"Look,there are standing two policemen.If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk."     

Modern Inconveniences

"When I was a youngster," complained the frustrated father, shaking his head, "I wasdisciplined by being sent to my room without supper, But our son has his own color TV,phone, computer and CD player." "So what do you do when your son misbehaves?" asked his friend. "I send him to our room."     

BABY SISTER

A boy had to take care of his baby sister because his parents went shopping. He decided to go fishing so he took her with him. "I'll never do that again! " he told his mother that evening. "I didn't catch a thing!" "Oh, next time I'm sure she'll be quiet and not scare the fish away," his mother said. The boy said, "It wasn't that. She ate all the bait."     

笑话(英文)

Poisonous snakes 毒蛇 There are two snakes.The father snake and his son are out on a nice afternoon.When they are enjoying the beautiful flowers,the son asks,"Dad,are we poisonous snakes?"the father says proudly,"Yes,we are     

开心一刻(英文)

TIGERA father and his small son werestanding in front of the tiger’s cage at thezoo.Father was explaining how ferocious(凶猛的)and strong tigers are,and junior(年少者,晚辈,这里指儿子)was taking it allin with a serious expression.“Dad,”the boy said finally,“if the tigergot out of his cage and ate you up…”“Yes,son?”the father said expectantly(期待地).“What bus should I take home?”theboy finished.