20只猫与一个猫碗(英文)

A man was looking for things of the old times. One day he came to a village and found a blue bowl. It looked veryold. The bowl was on the ground and a cat was drinking milk from it. A farmer, the owner of the cat , was lying besidethe bowl. The man did not want the farmer to know that he was interested in bowl. So he said to him softly, “What anice cat you have? Will you sell it to me?”“How much will you give me for the cat?”the farmer opened his eyes and asked.“Twenty dollars. Would t…     

Good And Bad News

A distinguished scientist was participating in a panel discussion on the results of the nation’s future water supply．“Gentlemen,” he said．“I have some good news and bad news for you,Our study shows that by the year 2010 everyone will be drinking recycled sewage from     

Jokes,Cartoon and Wisdom Words

##正## JokeA juggler, driving to his next performance, isstopped by the police."What are those knives doing in your car?" Askedthe policeman."1 use them in my juggling act," says the juggler."Oh yeah? Let's see you do it." Says the policemanSo the man starts tossing and juggling the knivesA guy driving by sees this and says, "Wow, amI glad I stopped drinking. Look at the test they'remaking you do now!"     

PEP《小学英语》Book2 Unit 4“Let＇s talk”

I. Warming-up 1. T： Hello, boys and girls. Ss： Hello, Miss Li. T： Now let＇ s play a game. I say the sentences, and you do the actions. Ss： OK. T： Walking, running, jumping, drinking, eating. （Ss do actions. ）     

The North Wind and the Sun

The north wind and the sun are good friends.But one day they quarrelabout something. “I am stronger than you.”the cold north wind says.“Indeed you arenot.I’m stronger than you,”answers the soft,warm sun. Just then they see a man walking along the road. “I can get that man’s hat off his head,”the wind says.     

猴子与鳄鱼

They swam slowly.Suddenly,the mother crocodile saw the monkey,“Oh,a monkey! How nice if l have it for my dinner!” Then she said to her son,“My son,do you love me? Yes,of course,” the baby crocodile answered.“Well,can you see that monkey? I want to eat his heart.Can you go and get it for me?” the mother crocodile asked.“All right.”     

Do you know？

1. SkyWhat is the sky? Where is it ? How high is it ? What lies above it ? Many Children have asked the same ques-tions.If someone asks you,“What colour is the sky? ”You may answer “Blue”. But I think you are wrong. The sky has no colour. When you …     

聪明的乌龟(英文)

1.A tiger is hungryand he is lookingfor food.H e sees a frog in front of him.“H ahaA frogM y dinner”So he rushes at thefrog.2.Behind the tiger there is a tor toise.The little tortoise sees it and hebites the tiger’s tail.“O uch ”Cries thetiger and he looks back.3.The frog hears the voice and thenjum ps into w ater.“Thank you little tortoise ”says the frog.4.B ut the tiger is very angry.“Bother it I’ll throw you to the sky ”“Thank you.I like flying in the sky.”Says the tortois…     

哈啰

The word “hello”is probably usedmore often than any other one in the Eng-lish language. Everybody in the UnitedStates-and elsewhere-uses the word,again and again,every day of the week. The first thing you hear when youpick up the phone is “hello”unlessthe caller is an Englishman,who mightsay,“Are you there?”     

READINGS

(A)English people like to say“Thank you”whenever others helpthem or say something kind to them.People of many countries doso,too.It is a very good habit.You should say“Thank you”when someone passes you the salton the table,when someone walking ahead o…     

The“Good”Driver

A patrol car has been following this vehicle for about 30minutes now,when they finally decide to pull it over.Theofficer steps out and walks up to the driver’s window.“Good afternoon,sir.”“Good afternoon,any problems?”“No.sir.My partner and I have been following and observ-ing you for a half an hour now.We as certained that you havenot committed one single traffic violation,you have not goneover the speed limit by even 1 mph,you were courteoustowards the fellow drivers on the road.Ther…     

笑话四则(英文)

A T alk about G eniusPatient:D octor,is genius a kind ofdisease?D octor:If so,you needn t w orry about it.Y ou do not have this kindofdisease definitely.A B ow land a C atA m an was looking for ancient objects.O ne day he cam e to a villageand found a bow lthatlooked very old.The bowl was lying on the groundand a cat was drinking m ilk from it.In order not to draw the attention of the farm er w ho had the bow l tothe value of the bow l,the m an said to him in a casual voice:“W hat anice …     

The Hill and the Trees

Once there was a well-known hill here. There were many lush trees, beautiful flowers and green grasses on it. One day, the hill said to the trees proudly, “Look, how beautiful I am! But you look so ugly on my back. It must be better if I could drive you away.” One of the trees said, “You won't have beautiful and green clothing without us trees? If you leave us, you will die away.” The hill laughed and said again,”I feel very ashamed for I am staying with you together. Sooner or later I will drive you all away. I will never feel scared and still stay here forever.”     

新目标英语八年级(上)Unit 7 STEP BY STEP随堂通(英文)

STEP ONEⅠ. 根据句意及首字母提示完成单词。 1. Please p______ the apples before you eat them. 2. It’s wasteful to p______ the clean water. 3. I don’t like pure milk, but I like y______. 4.“ Howmany i______ do you need to make fruit salad?”“Five. They’re bananas,app- les, watermelons, cinnamon and yogurt.” 5.“Howm______milkdoweneed?”“Two teaspoons.” 6. First put the oranges into the b______. After a while you can drink orange juice. 7. We looked for the boy here and there, and f…     

COOL

<正>“Cool” is a word with many meanings. Its traditional meaning is used to show a temperature that is fairly cold. As the world has changed, however, the word has expanded to take on many different meanings.“Cool” can be used to express feelings of interest in almost anything.When you see a brand-new car in the street, maybe you can't help say-ing,“It's cool.” You might think,“He's so cool,” if you see your favourite football player.     

完形填空练与析

A It’s a problem that many teenagers haveto deal with.Call it“lack of confidence”,orcall it“low self-esteem”,it1the samething.Lack of confidence is2thing.Itrobs you of chances in life.It3yourtime.It causes feelings that4you.If you are one of the huge     

Jokes and Humor

Fine for Parking “Tell me again,“ asked the judge, “why you parked there?“ The driver rose and answered respectfully, “Because, Your Honor, it said‘Fine for Parking‘.“ (note: “fine“ has two meanings 1.good;2.pay some money for doing something wrong.)S elf-helpI went into a bookstore one day and askedthe woman behind the counter where theself-help section was.She said,“If I told you,that would defeat the whole purpose.”(note:“self-help”has two meanings1.you take with-out paying;2.you can choose as you like)I...     

Tea or Coffee?

Once a man took a drink from his cup and then said to the waiter,“Waiter,is this tea or coffee?”The waiter said,“Can't you tell the difference,sir,by the taste?”“No,”the man said,“I cant.”“Well,”answered the waiter.“If you can't tell the difference,what does it matter which it is?”Tea or Coffee?!河南@马志芳…     

数数总是管用的吗？(英文)

A young man couldn’t sleep well every night. He was always worried. So he went to see the doctor. The doctolooked over him carefully, but there was nothing wrong with him. The doctor told him to count from one to ten againand again.“Keep doing it till you fall asleep.”the doctor said.A few days later, the young man came to the doctor again. But to his surprise, the doctor found the young man waeven worse than before.“Didn’t you do as what I told you?”the doctor asked.“Yes, I did,”he…     

My Classroom

I see a chair and a desk Look at the whiteboard.What do you see? story:All of the students greet Miss Grant as she stands beside the whiteboard.She then tells the students to look at the whiteboard.“What do you see?”asksMiss Grant.Everyone looks up and answers,“I see a chair and a desk.”