FUNNY STORIES

A Once upon a time, there lived a rich man. He had a servant (仆人) .Both of them loved wine and good food very much. Each time the rich man left his home, the servant would drink the wine and eat up all the nice food in the house. The rich man knew what his servant did, but he had never caught the servant who was just doing that.     

The Master and the Servant

Long,long ago,there lived a rich man who loved wine(酒)and good foodmore than anything else.And so did his servant. Each time the rich man went out,he had to 1 his wine and foodaway.But each time the servant could always find them and helped 2 tothem.Of course the rich man knew 3 did it and was 4.But he coulddo 5 about it because he had never caught 6 drinking his wine oreating his food.     

幽默三则

A Drinker's SuccessA heavy drinker realized the harm done to him by wine and made up his mind to give up drinking. One day he went shopping in the town near his home. He was determined to come back home without even sipping(呷)a drop of wine. Shopping over, he passed by a wine shop. "Here is a place to test myself," he thought, and went away. He felt encouraged with this first success . He came to another wine shop, and did the same, bravely. He was very glad. Finally he came to his favorite wine shop near his house. He went into it and drank happily to celebrate his success in abstinence from wine(戒酒)all day.     

完形乐园趣多多

Once,a gentleman was traveling in a train.He felt (1) and got down at a station in search of water.As soon as he reached the water tap[水龙头]the train started.He ran back,but(2) the train. He asked about the next train and knew that the next train was on the next day.So he decided to find a place to(3)the night.It was getting darker and he could not find a room.He was a little(4).     

THE TIGER IN TEARS

One day a tiger saw two little goats who were playing just outof the jungle. “Look at the sweet little goats,”he thought.“Just what Iwant for the breakfast.”The tiger crawled through the grass. All of a sudden hejumped on one of the goats.But the other one ran awayAn old pelican who had seen the whole thing was angered bysuch cruelty. Of course he didn’t dare to say anything to the     

英语阅读理解分类练习

A friend of mine was sitting in the living room one day when his cat dragged in a little ＂gift＂ in his mouth--a dead animal of some sort. Taking a closer look, he was surprised to recog- nize the dead animal to be a bunny that belonged to a little girl who lived next door. Her name was Bonny. My friend felt terrible, believing his cat had killed Bonny＇s bunny.     

A Story of Little Quyuan

Quyuan is a great poet(诗人)in China .When he was a little boy,he saw many poor* people.They were hungry every day.He wanted to help them.One day,he found a big rock* near his house.There was a hole* in the rock.     

Nails in the Fence

There was a little boy with a bad temper.His father gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper.hammer a nail in the backfence. The first day the boy hammered 37 nails into the fence.Then it     

开心天地

Little Jack is very fond of sweetmeats, and he has been forbidden to ask for dessert. The other day, there was a grand dinner and they forgot to serve the poor little fellow. Jack was much affected, but as he is very obedient, he remained silent. “Mary, ”said the father to the maid-servant, “pass me a plate.”“Won’t you have mine, papa?”cried little Jack, “It is very clean!”小杰克非常爱吃甜食,他的父母禁止他再吃甜点心。有一天,在一个盛大的宴会上,人们忘了照顾这个可怜的小家伙。杰克非常不…     

世界地图拼图游戏

There was a man who had a little boy that he loved very much.Every day after work the man would come home and play with the little boy.He would always spend     

雾都孤儿(4)

Oliver stayed a prisoner alone in the dark room for a week.He criedbitterly all day,and when the long night came,he spread his little handsover his eyes to shut out the darkness,and tried to sleep.He was givenfreezing water to wash with,and was beaten dajly by Mr Bumble in front of     

隔墙有耳

<正>[英语原文]Once upon a time,there was a curious man.He liked to gossip about other peoples'privacy.He knew too many secrets and found it hard to keep them all.One day he drank several cups of wine,and while drunk spilled all the secrets.To his surprise,the man next     

A Puzzle of the World Map

There was a man who had a little hoy that he loved very mu~：h. Every day after work the man would come home and play with the little boy. He would always spend all his extra time playing with the little boy.     

Humorous Stories about Famous Men

Mr.Smith was governor of New York State.He was a famous man. He was horn very poor on the East Side of New York City.He had little education.He worked very hard and won great success.One day,as governor, he was visiting the state prison at Sing Sing.Sing Sing is one of the largest prisons in the United States. The head of the prison asked Mr. Smith to say     

A Goose With Only One Leg（初三适用）

Once there was a clever farmer. Though he was poor,he decided one day to take a roast goose(烧鹅) to the king as a present. He had not had much that day, and soon the smell of the roast goose became too much for him as he carried it to the king, so he ate one of its legs.     

THE DOG HERO

<正>Keeper was a lovely shaggy dog that lived at a big farmhouse where there were two boys and a little girl to admire and pet him. Although Keeper loved the children, the one he loved best of all was Mary, the youngest of the family. And how little Mary loved Keeper. Wherever Mary went Keeper would follow. That was why he was called Keeper as he was always keeping his eyes on Mary.     

It Is As You Will

There was once a wise old woman who lived back in the hills.All the children used to come and ask her questions.She always gave the right answers. There was a naughty little boy among the children.One day he caught a tiny bird and held it in his cupped hands.Then he gathered his friends     

神奇的朋友

小男孩彼得的父母常忙于工作,因此他常常感到寂寞。有一天,彼得坐在花园里独自玩耍,他真希望能有人与他一起玩。Peter was a little boy.His parents were very busy withtheir work,so he was usually very lonely. One day,Peter sat in the garden playing alone,and hereally wished that he could have a friend to play with.     

A Kind-hearted Old Man

An old gentleman was walking slowly along a street one day whenhe saw a little boy trying to reach a doorbell,which was too high for him.He was a kind-hearted old man,so he stopped and said,"I will ring thebell for you." And then he pulled the bell so hard that it could be heard allover the house.     

The Three Little Pigs and the Big Friendly Wolf

Once upon a time there were three little pigs who lived with their mother and father on a farm．One day the youngest pig thought that he would go and build himself a home．When he had only gone one kilome－ter he found a pile of straw（稻草）．It took him a whole day to build the house，but when it was finished it didn't look like a house，so he fixed it up．About a week later，the other pigs decided that they would go and build houses too．The second oldest pig made his house of sticks（树