STORIES

It was time for Mr Bell to close his shop. He was checking his money.His son Tom, who was 15, then, a big man walked into When Tom came back, Tom could see the gun in the had just gone outside to the shop with a gun in his buy a newspaper. Just hand. he could hear the man asking his father for money. man＇s hand, but the man didn＇t see or hear Tom.     

完形填空练与析

During Christmas break from college, a young man wanted to borrow his father蒺s car to drive to a New Year蒺s Eve 1 to be held in Vermont. The father was 2 about the son hitting one of the roadblocks that people set up all over the place on New Year蒺s Eve. The 3 that was reached was that the son would be allowed to use the car, but he would not drink at all.So he drove to Vermont, got completely 4 and attempted to drive home. On the way home he hit a roadbl…     

菩萨争肉(英文)

1.Once upon a time,there was an old man,who enshrined ( 祀奉 ) several Bodhisattvas at home.2.He would be away from home.Before going,he told his son to enshrine the Bodhisattvas with cooked meat.3.After his father left,the son ate the meat up,and had the Bodhisattvas broken. 4.When the old man came back,he was surprised at this,saying," Who has done it?" 5.The son said," They contended the meat,so they fought each other.As a result,they had their bodies smashed to p…     

苹果、弓箭和自由

William Tell was an unlikely hero.When he and his small son walked from Burglen to Altdorf, they never imaqined they would qalvanize the idea of a free Switzerland.In fact,father and son went right by the pole with the hat on top.Who would expect Hermann Gessler,Austria's autocratic man in charge of Switzerland.to demand that people bow to his hat?     

STORIES

正AIt was time for Mr Bell to close his shop.He was checking his money.His son Tom,who was 15,had just gone outside to buy a newspaper.Justthen,a big man walked into the shop with a gun in his hand.When Tom came back,he could hear the man asking his father for money.Tom could see the gun in the man??s hand,but the man didn??t see or hear Tom.Tom hurried up the street.He looked for the police,but he didn??t seeany.Then Tom saw an old baseball bat lying in the street."Maybe this willhelphe thoughtHe ran back with it     

天堂之路

A man is waiting for wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without torso, arms or legs. The son is just a head! But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as he can, with love and compassion. After 21 years,the son is old enough for his first drink. Dad takes him to the barand tearfully tells the son he is proud of him. Dad orders up the biggest, strongest drink for his boy. With all the bar patrons looking on curiously and the bartender shaking his head in disbelief,the boy takes his first sip of alcohol. Swoooop! A torso pops out!The bar is dead silent; then bursts into a whoop of joy. The father,shocked, begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant "Take another drink"! The bartender still shakes his head in dismay. Swoooop! Twoarms pops out. The bar goes wild. The father, crying and wailing,begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant "Take another drink"!     

What goes up...

A father was at the beach with his children when the tour-year-old son Fan up to him, grabbed hishand, and led him to a place on the shore where a seagull lay dead in the sand. "Daddy, what happenedto him?" the son asked. "He died and went to Heaven," the dad replied. The boy thought a moment as he and his father stood looking at the seagull. Finally the son said,"Why did God throw him back down?"     

看笑话,学英语

Like Father,L ike Son“W hen A braham Lincoln was your age,the father told his son,“he used to”walk ten m iles every day to get to school.”“R eally?”the son said.“W ell,when he was your age,he was president.”有其父必有其子一位父亲告诉他儿子,“亚伯拉罕·林肯跟你一样大时,他每天走10英里路去上学。”“是吗?”儿子回答道。“嗯,他跟你一样大时,已经当总统了。”Even W orse“H ow is business?”asked Leo,as he walked into his friend’sdress shop.“Terrible,com plained Tom.“Business is awful.Ye…     

开心一刻(英文)

TIGERA father and his small son werestanding in front of the tiger’s cage at thezoo.Father was explaining how ferocious(凶猛的)and strong tigers are,and junior(年少者,晚辈,这里指儿子)was taking it allin with a serious expression.“Dad,”the boy said finally,“if the tigergot out of his cage and ate you up…”“Yes,son?”the father said expectantly(期待地).“What bus should I take home?”theboy finished.     

父爱无价

Years ago, there was a very wealthy man who, with his devoted young son,shared a passion for art collecting. Together they traveled around the world, adding only the finest art treasures to their collection. Priceless works by Picasso, Van Gogh, Monet, and many others adorned the walls of their family estate. The widowed elderly man looked on with satisfaction as his only child became an experienced art collector. The son's trained eye and sharp business mind caused his father to beam with pride as they dealt with art collectors around the world.     

How Didn＇t You Wake Up My Parents？

Robert is 16 now. He＇ll finish middle school in two years. His father keeps a shop and has much money. The father hopes his son can go to college and makes him study hard. But the young man likes to play cards. He has to go out after his parents fall asleep.     

名人轶闻趣事(英文)

Washington Cutthe Trees Washington was the first president of America.When he was a boy,he cut his fathers two cherry trees.His father returned and gotvery angry.He said to himself,“If I found out who cut my trees,I would give him a good beating.”The father looked everywhere.When he asked his son,Washingtonbegan to cry.“I cut your trees!”Washington told the truth.The father carried his son in his arm and said,“My clever child,I would ratherlose one hundred trees than you should tell…     

WHO''''S AFRAID NOW?

A neighbor told us about a trip he took with his two -and-a-half-year-old son.It was the first time the father and the boy had been away by themselves. The first night they spent in a hotel, the father moved his bed close to the boys, and when they wer…     

Drunk

One day,a father and his little son were going home.At this age,the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions.Now,he asked,"What’s the meaning of the word‘Drunk’,dad?""Well,my son,"his father replied,"Look,there are standing two policemen.If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk."     

字迹

Zhang could write very quickly and he thought he wasclever.But becuse his handwriting was so untidy all hisfriends laughed at him.One day he wrote a letter and thepaper was full of lines.It looked as if a spider had walkedall over it. He then asked his son to copy out the letter.But the soncould not read what his father had written.He held up theletter and said,“I’m sorry,father,but I can’t read this.What dothese words say?”     

幽默与笑话

Wife Swap
Two cannibals- a father and his son - are elected by their tribe to go out and get something to eat. The pair walk deep into the jungle and wait by a path. Before long, a little old man walks by.     

感动生命的故事

A young man was getting ready to graduate college. For many months he had admired a beautiful sports car in a dealer's showroom,and knowing his father could well afford it,he told him that was all he wanted. As Graduation Day approached,the young man awaited signs that his father had purchased the car. Finally,on     

JOKE

<正>An old man died and left his son a lot of money. But the son was a foolish young man, and he quickly spent all the money, so that soon he had noth-ing left. Of course, when that happened, all his friends left him. When he was quite poor and alone, he went to see Nasreddin, who was a kind, clever old man and often helped people when they had troubles. "My money has finished and my friends have gone,"said the young man. “What will happen to me now?”     

醉酒

<正>[英语原文]One day,a father and his little son were going home.At this age,the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions.Now,he asked,"What's the meaning of the word‘Drunk’,dad?""Well,my son,"his father replied,"look,there are standing two policemen.If     

The Secret of Happiness

A shopkeeper sent his son to learn about the secret of happiness from the wisest man in the world. The boy wandered across the desert for 40 days, and finally came to a beautiful castle, high on a mountain. It was there that the wise man lived.