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《英语沙龙》2010,(10)
<正> JokeOn a visit to Chicago, a woman was eager to visita posh department store a few blocks from her hotel.Her husband agreeably hailed a cab."The lady wantsto go to Neiman Marcus," he told the driver.The cabby looked over his shoulder at them. "Andthe gentleman?" he asked. "Does he want to go tothe bank?" 相似文献
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《英语沙龙》2010,(6)
##正## JokeA juggler, driving to his next performance, isstopped by the police."What are those knives doing in your car?" Askedthe policeman."1 use them in my juggling act," says the juggler."Oh yeah? Let's see you do it." Says the policemanSo the man starts tossing and juggling the knivesA guy driving by sees this and says, "Wow, amI glad I stopped drinking. Look at the test they'remaking you do now!" 相似文献
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《英语沙龙》2010,(7)
<正> JokeA family went to a hospital, where one of theirrelatives would be having a brain transplant. One of therelatives asked,"What will the cost of a new brain be?"The doctor replied,"A female brain costs $25,000 anda male brain costs $50,000".The men smirked, but oneof the females asked, "Why is that, doctor?""Well," thedoctor replied, "the female brain is less because it hasbeen used." 相似文献
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《英语沙龙》2010,(11)
<正> JokeAt a BBQ, a couple was chatting with someguests when the marriage counseling topic cameup. The wife very pompous commented: "Oh,we'll never need that. My husband and I have anexcellent relationship. He was a communicationsmajor in college and I majored in theater arts. Hecommunicates real well and I just act like I amlistening." 相似文献
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何军 《中学生英语读写(高中版)》2003,(12)
Even SmarterTwo women that are dog owners are arguing about whose dog is smarter...First Woman: "My dog is so smart, every morning he waits for the paper boy (送报工) to come around and then he takes the newspaper 相似文献
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A woman phoned her daughter,who lived with a roommate.Instead of connecting with either of the young women,she got this recorded message: "Katy and I are not in at the moment.If you are a man,leave your name and number and we will promptly return your call.If you are a parent,everything is fine,and we will call you soon.If you are a bill collector, we have already paid the bill."译文:一个妇女给她的女儿打电话,她女儿有一位室友。然而,这位母亲没有和两个年青姑娘联系上,却听到了下面的留言:“我和凯蒂现在不在。如果是位 相似文献
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一What kind of dog is always bitten but never barks?什么样的狗总是被咬却从不叫? 相似文献
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