笑话与幽默(英文)

Ali, who was working a long way fromhome, wanted to send a letter to his wife, buthe could neither read nor write and he had towork all day, so he could only look for some-body to write his letter late at night. At last hefound the house of a letter-writer whose namewas Nasreddin.     

英语广角

英语幽默谚语格言趣味英语完形填空IsItfarAli, who was working a long way from home, wanted to send a letter to his wife, but he could neither read nor write, and he had to work all day, so he could only look for somebody to write his letter late at night. At last he found the house of a letter-writer whose name was Nasreddin.Nasreddin was already in bed.“It is late,”he said. “What do you want?”“I want you to write a letter to my wife,”said Ali. Nasreddin was not pleased. He thought for …     

英语趣味阅读2篇(英文)

Ali, who was working a long way from home, wanted to send a letter to his wife, but he could neither read nor write, and he had to work all day, so he could only look for somebody to write his letter late at night. At last he found the house of a letter-writer whose name was Nasreddin. Nasreddin was already in bed. “It is late,” he said. “What do you want?” “I want you to write a letter to my wife,” said Ali. Nasreddin was not pleased. He thought for a few seconds and then said, “Has…     

英语幽默Is It far

Ali, who was working a long way from home,wanted to send a letter to his wife, but he could neither read nor write, and he had to work all day,     

字迹

Zhang could write very quickly and he thought he wasclever.But becuse his handwriting was so untidy all hisfriends laughed at him.One day he wrote a letter and thepaper was full of lines.It looked as if a spider had walkedall over it. He then asked his son to copy out the letter.But the soncould not read what his father had written.He held up theletter and said,“I’m sorry,father,but I can’t read this.What dothese words say?”     

A Story of Jack London

The great American writer Jack London was often in great need ofmoney when he began to write his books.He worked very hard then,butit did not help him. Once he promised a New York magazine to write a story for it,but hewas busy at that time and could not keep his promise.The leader of the     

A Letter to Alien

Dear Alien, I am sorry to hear that you have some problems.I hear you argued with your best friend.I think you could call him up or go to his home.You could write him a letter.And you could tell him you are sorry.Or maybe you could give him a ticket to a ball game.I am sure you will get on well with him again.     

You Are Welcome To Come

A man went to Boston to spend his holidays. Meanwhile, his wife was in New York on a business trip. So he decided to ask his wife to come to Boston to join him for the weekend.He sent a letter to his wife, but unfortunately he made a mistake in her address, and the letter was sent to     

高一课文配套改错专练

Unit 21 Karl MarxKarl Marx learned some English at the school, but when he reached at England and made London as the base for his revolutionary work, he found his English was too limited and begin to work hard to improve it. He made so rapid progress in English that he could write a book in English the followed year. He found Russian was also very important in 1870s     

“so…that”与“such…that”结构讲与练

在高中英语第一册第21单元的课文中有这样几个句子: He made such rapid progress that before long he began to write arti-cles in English for an American newspaper。In fact his English in one of these articles was so good that Engelswrote him a letter and praised him for it.     

For Another Excuse

Jim doesn＇t like school and is always looking for excuses （借口l ） not to go. If he coughs, he asks his mother to write a note saying he has a cold. If he has a headache, he asks his mother to take him to the doctor during school hours. He spends more time at home than he does at school. Even when he is at school, he looks for excuses to go home early.     

A Busy Writer

As you know, the great American writer Jack London was often in need of money when he began to write his books. He worked very hard but it did not satisfy him. Once Jack London promised(允诺) a New York magazine(杂志) to write a story for it, but he was b…     

短文改错五题(英文)

一Once there was a king.He liked to write stories.Hethought his stories were good,so he likes to show them topeople.If people were afraid to criticize the king'sstodes,they all said that his stories were very well.One day,a king showed some of his best st…     

Keeping Busy...

Anewly married sailor was informed by theNavy that he was going to be stationed along way from home on a remote island inthe Pacific for a year.A few weeks After he gotthere he began to miss his new wife,so he wroteher a letter.“My love,”he wrote,“we are going to he apartfor a very long time.Already I'm starting to missyou and there's really not much to do here in the     

There aren’t any crocodiles in the pond

Liu Hua's father contracted a pond(承包了一个池塘). The pond was very big. There were many flowers around it. There were some trees behind the flowers. It was a very beautiful place to travel. There were many different fishes in the pond. Liu Hua's father fed them every day and they could swim freely in the water. The place was very quiet. The fishes came out at times. One day, some young men from the city found the place. And they began to have swimming in the pond. Liu Hua's father adviced them. But they didn't listen to him. He had to write two words on a big sign(牌子): No Swimming. The next Sunday some other young men came and had swimming in the pond, too. He could not stop them swimming in the pond. He was very angry. People swimming in the pond were not good for the fishes to grow. He worried about his fishes. One Sunday morning Liu Hua told his father he could stop the people swimming in the pond. He told his father not to go to the pond and he could stay there by himself. When Liu Hua was playing, three young men came to the pond. "What a nice place it is!"one of them shouted. Then he saw Liu Hua and he came over to him.     

HUMOUR AND JOKES

A Once upon a time, there was a man who wanted to steal a neighbour's doorbell. But he clearly understood that while his hand touched the bell, it would ring and something terrible would happen to him. The ringing could be heard by others. So he covered his ears with something, thinking that everything would be all right and that he could get the doorbell without any trouble. But what happened was that he was caught on the spot for stealing the doorbell of his neighbour.     

The Stories Written by a King

Once there was a king.He liked to write stories.He thought his storieswere good,so he liked to show them to people.As people were afraid to criti-cize(批评)the king’s stories,they all said that his stories were very good.     

幽你一默

Tit for TatA good story is told in Edinburgh about Professor Blackie.One day,the professor being prevented from lecturing,a notice was posted on the classroom door to his effect:"Professor Blackie regrets he is unable today to meet his classes."A waggish student,spying this,scraped out the initial letter of the last word of the sentence,and made it appear as if the professor was regretful at his inability to meet his lasses.But the keen-eyed old man,notic-ing the prank that had been played on him,quietly erased another letter,and left the following:"Professor Blackie regrets he is unable today to meet his asses!"     

Style in Samuel Johnson''''s Letter to Lord Chesterfield

Samuel Johnson (1709——1784) is a famous English essayist, literary critic and dictionarycompiler. In 1747, when Johnson began his "Dictionary of the English Language", Chesterfieldhad at first indicated that he could be his patron, but when Johnson came to him for concretehelp, Chesterfield neglected him to the point of ignoring him. Johnson was insulted and furious.In 1755, when Johnson's Dictionary was published and acclaimed after seven years of hard work,Chesterfield openly recommended it, hoping to get some credit for it as Johnson's patron. John-son at once wrote his famous letter in a sharp style, opeply denying Chesterfield's patronage, andattacking him outright for his behaviour. The attack, however, was made in a circumlocutiousway.     

A Cheap Radio

趣味完形填空 Mr Turner found work last month. Heherds(放)sheep for a __. It's a piece of hardwork and he has to spend the whole days on thehills or by the river. But Mr Hunt __ himmuch. So he likes his new work. But the __was that he was sometimes caught in the __and his clothes were wet when he got home. Sohe wanted a radio __ he could listen to theweather forecast (天气预报). Once his wifewent to town, he told her to buy one for him.The woman tried to __ some money andbought a cheap radio. She said that a cheap onewould do the work as well.