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《青苹果(高中版)》2012,(7):46-46
如果我是一个经理 一天上课,老师要同学们以“如果我是一个经理”为题写一篇作文,所有的学生都在动笔写了,只有一个男生例外。老师走过去问他为什么不写。 “我在等我的秘书。”那孩子答道。 相似文献
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《全国优秀作文选(高中)》2013,(6):63-64
假如早晨急着上班,不小心撞到一位太婆,连忙道歉:"不好意思,没看到。"这时太婆发话了:"我理解,现在的年轻人都这样,这要是几十年前的我,你肯定老远就看到我了。"起床时间甲:夏天你什么时候起床?乙:第一缕太阳光照进我窗口的时候。甲:那不是太早了吗?乙:不,我卧室的窗口是朝西的。 相似文献
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于莹 《中学英语园地(高三版)》2010,(1):62-63
只有一只 教师:汤姆,有一次我看见桌子上有四只苍蝇,抬手打死了一只。请你告诉我桌子上还剩几只苍蝇?汤姆:只有一只,就是您打死的那只。教师:答对了,我想你是一位聪明的学生。 相似文献
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于莹 《中学英语园地(高三版)》2010,(3):63-64
情况是糟,还是更糟?
“生意做得怎么样?”迈克走进朋友开的服装店问道。
“糟透了,”约翰抱怨,“生意简直糟透了,昨天我才买了一件衣服,今天更糟。” 相似文献
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《英语沙龙》2010,(11):60-61
Peculiar Order
A visitor at a seaside hotel called over the head waiter at breakfast one morning and said: "I want two boiled eggs, one of them so undercooked it's runny, and the other so overcooked it's tough and hard to eat. Also grilled bacon that has been left on the plate to get cold; burnt toast that crumbles away as soon as you touch it With a knife; butter straight from the deep freeze so that it's impossible to spread; and a pot of very weak coffee, lukewarm." 相似文献
A visitor at a seaside hotel called over the head waiter at breakfast one morning and said: "I want two boiled eggs, one of them so undercooked it's runny, and the other so overcooked it's tough and hard to eat. Also grilled bacon that has been left on the plate to get cold; burnt toast that crumbles away as soon as you touch it With a knife; butter straight from the deep freeze so that it's impossible to spread; and a pot of very weak coffee, lukewarm." 相似文献