Jokes,Cartoon and Wisdom Words

<正> Joke"Didn't you suspect burglars had been in thehouse when you saw all the drawers pulled out andthe contents scattered all over the floor?" asked thepoliceman."No, I just thought my husband had been looking fora clean shirt," replied the woman.     

爱的迹象

A sensuous kiss from my sixty-five-year-old husband still gives me a tummy twinge like I had as his date and as his new bride. But this is the tip of the monumental essence of our going-on-thirty-sixth-year marriage.     

橘子与柠檬

Our trip to California turned out to be a jour-ney of another kind. Works of art,my husband,Sammy,calls theguitars that hang everywhere around our house.Heplays too,though not as much as he used to,whichwas all the time.Migraines had all but taken away     

Rose Mother and Rose Daughter

Aunt Liu lives in the same village as I do．Her only daughter is my classmate as well as my close friend．Now in our area Aunt Liu is known far and wide as Rose Mother and her daughter as Rose Girl. Why？Aunt Liu loved her husband Uncle Cheng very much．He drove a truck to make a living. He was a devoted father and a warmhearted husband. The three of the family were living a happy life full of love．But sometimes human life is as unpredictable as the weather．One day three years ago Unc…     

从头到脚

Now that I'm four kids past twenty-five,my body shows some signs of wear and tear.So when we vacationed at a Washington coastal resort I was-I'll admit it-jealous of the flat-stomached,stretchmark-free bachelorettes frolicking in the pool. When the kids pulled out their swimsuits,I looked pleadingly at my husband,Andy. "Please take them in,"I     

Where Is My Husband''''s the Other Sock?

My husband had just bought a new washing machine for me.I decid-ed to use it the_1_ day,and I washed a lot of things.Everythingworked_2_but I couldn’t find _3_ of my husband’s socks though I hadlooked_4_for it.     

网络母女情(英文)

在我的继女打出那句“我爱你”之前,我一直觉得自己是个闯入者……I've often felt that "stepparent", a label we attach to men and women who marry into families where children already exist, was coined merely for the simple reason that we need to call them something. It is most certainly an enormous "step", but one doesn't often feel as if the term "parent" truly applies. At least that's how I used to feel about being a stepmother to my husband's four children. My husband and I had been together for six years,     

Do It Yourself

Last Saturday evening I went home as usual. After I had supper with my family, we sat in the yard enjoying the cool summer wind. We talked about the things that happened during the whole week. Suddenly I remembered that my trousers had come apart at the seams. So I brought it out and said to my mother, "Mum, can you help me mend my broken trousers?" My mother looked at me for a while, then turned back     

完形填空精选四则(英文)

A Mr. Whitson taught sixth-grade science. On the first day of class, he gave us 1 about a creature called the cattywampus, an animal that was 2 during the Ice Age. He passed around a skull(头骨) as he talked. We all took notes and 3 had a test. When he returned my paper, I was 4. There was a big red "X" through 5 of my answers. I had failed. There had to be some mistake I had written down what Mr. Whitson said. Then I 6 that everyone in the class had failed. What had happened﹖"Very s…     

印度之旅

I do not think that my husband and I see each other asthe world does.Sometimes he absently takes my handacross the dinner table and when I look down,I amstartled by the contrast in our skin colors.I do not see usas contrasting people,just unique individuals     

笑话(英文)

Family QuarrelThe young newly-weds(新婚夫妇)quarreled.At last she could bear (忍)it no longer and burst into tears(哭起来)."I don't want to have anything to do with you any more.I'm packimg up(收拾)my things and going off to mother.""Fine,my dear,"said the husband."Here are the travelling expenses(路费)"She counted the money and asked: "What about the money for the return ticket?"     

A Sweet Memory

There is a gong like this: "Looking back on how it was years gone by, and the good time that I had." I agree. The time I spent in Grade 2 was most unforgetable in my school life. It had a great effect on my studies, especially my English study.     

Never Give up

"Never give up!" I've heard this a thousand times,but not until I was taught by these experiences of my life did I realize its true meaning. I have been learning how to ride the unicycle[独轮脚踏车] since I was only six years old.In the year before my learning,I had seen many other students ride a "one wheel cycle" on the playground and perform confidently on the stage.That was so cool! But riding a unicycle was not as easy as expected,since I had to keep my balance on the one wheel.     

草坪清理记(英文)

There I stood at the end of my driveway,looking outover my front yard for the first time since late November.Obviously I've looked at my yard before but this was important because I was pretty sure the last snow had fallen,which meant there was nothing to conceal all the debris that had found its way onto my property.     

PREPARING TO TEACH

Ai I saw him eat the box of chocolates. All I saw him eating the box of chocolates.Bi I had the class learn a poem by heart.Bii I had the class laughing at my funnystories.Biii I once had a student call me an oldfogey.ci I wont have people behave like thatin my home.Cii I won't have people behaving likethat in my home.Ciii I won't have my children treatedlike this!     

完形填空题专练

A I had my first job at the age of thirteen,when a friend of my mother who owned a bookshop hired me for six hours a week to help her in the shop．I was very 1 to earn my own pocket money and my parents 2 interfered(干涉)with how I spent it,even when I was spending it 3．They believed that by earning money,spending it,and learning from the 4,I would     

我有个弟弟?

I met my little brother when I was eight and he was four-our first 1)encounter since the day of his birth.Due to family circumstances,my brother had been left in Korea with my grandmother until my parents and I had settled in the U.S.We were reunited with him a few months before I started second grade.My parents had planned a quiet party and invited a few of their close friends.I had no idea why we were hosting a celebration,but I accepted the notion 2)wholeheartedly.     

开心一刻

心不在焉的丈夫我陪丈夫一起出差,他带着他的手提电脑。机场出口处检查员要他打开包。他耐心的等着我那窘迫的丈夫设法回想起暗锁的密码。最后他终于想起来了。“你为什么那么紧张呢?”我问他。“这密码是我们的结婚纪念日。”他承认道。妈妈来了I was accompanying my husband on abusiness trip.He carried his portable com-puter with him,and the guard at the air-port gate asked him to open the case.Itwas locked,and the man waited patientlyas my embarrassed husband tried to remem-ber the combination.At last he succee…     

完形填空高分训练

I made up my mind to drive to South Carolina to meet my friends in my used car. Though I had only been there once 1 and did not know the 2 very well. I was on the 3 after I had made some inquiries（询问）.     

A Busy Weekend

I had a busy weekend.On Saturday morning,I got up before 7 o’clock,and washed my hands and face quickly.Then I had to do some cleaning in the house.At about 11 o’clock,cooked lunch for my family in the kitchen.In the afternoon,I did my homework.English was