Where does god live?

Teacher：Now，Susan，canyoutelluswhereGodlives？Susan：Yes，Miss．Ithinkhelivesinthebathroom．Teacher：Inthebathroom？Why？Susan：BecauseeverymorningIcanhearmyfatherknockonthebathroomdoorandsay，老师：苏珊，你能告诉我们上帝住哪儿吗？苏珊：当然可以，老师。我想他住在卫生间里。老师：住卫生间里？为什么？苏珊：因为每天早上我都能听到父亲敲着卫生间的门说：“我的上帝呀，你还在那儿呀？”Where does god live?@支振彪…     

校园幽默(英文)

ALovelyDream（甜美的梦）Peter：Ihadalovelydreamlastnight．IdreamedIhadonemillion（百万）dollars．John：Whatdidyoudowithit？Peter：IputitinthebankbeforeIwakeup（醒来）．GiveMeYourPenMary：Tom，givemeyourpen，please．Tom：Whydon＇tyouwritewithyourownpen？Mary：Becauseitalwaysmakessomanymistakes．IlookatHimAlltheClassMike：Dickdoesn＇tlistentoyouandalwaysmakesfaces，MissGreen．Green：Yes，buthowdoyouknow？Mike：Ilookathimalltheclass．３And２Makes３芽Teacher：Tom，suppose（假如）youh…     

The Use of Water

Teacher： Water is important to us. Now, Tommy, can you give us an example？Tommy： If we have no water, we won＇t be able to learn swimming. So if we fall into the lake we＇ll get drowned.     

NSE 3B SB Module 2 Unit 2 Do you like chocolate？

教学内容：6个单词：chocolate，mango，banana apple，pear，orange 两个句型：Do you like…？Yes，I do．No，I don’t． Does he／she like…？Yes，he／she does．No，he／she doesn’t．     

Humors

It’sNoUseFeedingYouAgainOneday，MotheraskedJacktosweepthefloor，butJackrefusedtodoso，hesaid，“Iswepttheflooryesterday，butitisdirtyagainnow，soitisnousesweepingthefloor．”IntheafternoonwhenJackcamebackfromschool，hewashungryandaskedhismothertogivehimsomethingtoeat．Mothersaidtohim，“Youateyourlunchatnoon，butyouarehungryagain，soitisnousefeedingyouagain．”WhyAreYouLateTeacher：Whyareyoulateforschool？Andy：ItwaslatewhenIstartedfromhome．Teacher：Thenwhydidn’tyoustartearly？Andy…     

funny story

1.Teacher:Tommy,name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. Tommy:Me. 2.Substitute Teacher (代课老 师):Are you chewing gum(嚼口香 糖)? Tommy:No,I'm Tommy. 3.Teacher:How can one per son make so many mistakes in one day? Tommy:I get up early. 4.Teacher:Didn't you promise     

“Thank you”教学设计

一、教学内容《九年义务教育六年制小学教科书·牛津小学英语》第十单元第一课时。二、教学目标１．能听懂、会说单词acake，anice－cream，aglassofmilk／juice．２．能听懂、会说Some…？…？…，please．以及应答语。三、教学重点１．单词：acake，anice－cream，aglassofmilk／juice．２．日常交际用语：Some…？No，thanks．／Yes，please．…？No，thankyou．／Yes，please．四、教学难点１．acake，anice－cream，aglassofmilk／juice的读音。２．能比较自如地应用Some…？…？询问，并能熟练地用No，thanks．／Yes，please．回…     

哈哈一笑

Ⅰ．WhichIsFarther？Teacher：Whichisfartherawayfromyou，themoonorLondon？Student：London．BecauseIcanseethemoon，butIcan’tseeLondon．老师：月亮和伦敦，哪个离你更远？学生：伦敦。因为我可以看见月亮，但我看不见伦敦。Ⅱ．IDon’tWanttoBetheFirstOneJack：Dad，I’mtootiredtodomyhomework．Dad：Now，myboy，hardworkhaveneverkilledanyonebefore．Jack：Well，Idon’twanttoruntheriskofbeingthefirst．杰克：爸爸，我太累了，我不想做功课。爸爸：孩子，从来没有因为刻苦学习而累死过人呀。杰克：嗯，那我可不…     

Birthday

Teacher：Jim，whenisyourbirthday？Jim：OnFebruary２０th．Teacher：Inwhichyear，Jim？Jim：Everyyear，Madam．老师：吉姆，你的生日是哪一天？吉姆：２月２０日。老师：哪一年呢？吉姆。吉姆：每年，老师。Birthday@支振彪     

Where Is Japan?

Teacher：WhereisJapan，George？George：Itsontheglobe．Teacher：Explainingreaterdetail，please．George：OntheglobeintheclassroomofClassTwo，GradeOne．Where Is Japan?@江河     

幽默二则(英文)

★Teacher：Whocantellmethedifferencebetweenlighteningandelectricity？Student：Ican．Youdon＇thavetopayforlightening．★GenerationYap代沟My１５－year－old，Damian，listenedintentlytomeexplainthevaluesIlearnedasateen－ager，“Modestyistheguardianofchastity，”Isaid．Ifyoudress，speakandconductyourselfinamodestmanner，youwillbechaste．”“Youmeanbygirls？”herepliedwithenthusiasm．注：chasteadj．贞洁的，（思想，言论，尤其是性的节操）有道德，这里与chased（追赶）同音。幽默二则(英文)@周钦海…     

what还是which?

一次，一位学生问我：“‘你在哪个年级？’译成英语是‘Whatgradeareyouin？’还是‘Whichgradeareyouin？’，有人说第一种译法正确，也有人说两种译法都正确，请问这是怎么回事？”在回答这个问题之前，让我们先看一段Tom和一位shopassistant的对话：Shopassistant：CanIhelpyou？Tom：Yes，please．Shopassistant：Whatwouldyoulike？Tom：Idlike（tobuy）apen．Shopassistant：Wehaveonlytwokindsofpens．Whichwouldyouprefer，HeroorChanghong？Tom：IthinkIdpreferHero．对话中售货员问汤姆“你想买什么？”，第一次询问使…     

Father’s John Hancock

Teacher:Tom,you haven’t shown your parents the examination pa-pers,have you?Tom:Yes,I have,sir.Teacher:But I can’t find your father’s John Hancock on the papers.Tom:Here,sir.(Showing his whipped arm to the teacher.)Father’s John Hancock!山东@石继忠     

新目标英语七年级（上） Unit2重难点讲解

1．Is this your pencil？这是你的铅笔吗？ “Is this…？”的句型用于询问离说话人较近的某物或者某人。回答时常用Yes，it is．／No，it isn’t。例如：     

Tom And His Teacher

Teacher：Tom，whyareyoulateforschooleverymorning？Tom：EverytimeIcametothecorner，asignsays，“School—Goslow”．老师：汤姆，为什么你每天早上上课都迟到？汤姆：每次我走到拐弯处，就看到一块指示牌，上面写着“学校——慢行”。Teacher：Howoldareyou，Tom？Tom：F     

The Reward for Hard Work(初二适用)

Raniwasdoingherhomeworkoneafternoonwhentherewasaknockonthedoor．Shewenttoopenthedoorandwassurprisedtoseetwopolice－menstandingoutside．“IsthisthehomeofMrSamy？”theyasked．“Yes，”saidRani，be－ginningtobeworried．“CanIspeaktoyourmother？”saidoneofthepolicemen．Raniwentintocallhermother，feelingthatsomethingwaswrong．Sheheardonepo－licemantellinghermother，“Imsorry，butMrSamywashitdeadbyacaronhiswayhome．”Raniwasfourteenwhenherfather，auniversityprofessor，died．Shehadtoleaveschoolt…     

《Unit 4 ALet’Stalk》教学设计

一、教学目标与要求 能听懂、会说：Is this your bedroom？Is it in／on／under…？Yes,itis．／No,itisn’t．I have a new…．Where’s…？并能在实际情境中运用。     

看图谈天气

根据图画所示及已给的对话内容，在句子的空白处填入适当的单词，使对意思完整，句子正确。每空限填一词。１．A：Whatstheweatherliketoday？２．A：WhyistheboyrunninB：Its．Letsgotoswim．B：Becauseit３．A：Isitnow？B：Yes，itistodaythanitwasyesterday．４．A：Howistheweather？B：Itis．５．A：Isittoday？B：Yes，itishottoday．Key：１．fine／sunny２．is，raining３．cold，colder４．snowing５．hot６．cloudy６．A：Its．Itsgoingtorain，isntit？B：Yes，itis．Letsgohome．２３看图谈天气@尹志远!江西…     

Two humour(幽默二则)

A．ToShavetheFace———Howmanytimesdoyoushave（刮）thefaceaday？———Aboutfortyorfiftytimes．———Oh，somany．Aren＇tmad（疯的）？———No，it＇sOK．I＇mabarber（理发师）．B．Whatwillhap－penifthereisnosun？Son：＂Doestheearthturnroundthesun，Dad？＂Dad：＂Yes，itdoes．＂Son：＂Whatwillhappenthenif（如果）there＇snosunonthesky（天空）？＂Two humour(幽默二则)@肖运进…     

新目标英语七年级（上）Unit10重难点讲解

1．Can you speak English？ 你会说英语吗？这是询问对方是否会做某事的句型。其结构为“Can＋you＋其他？”，肯定回答用Yes，I can．表示会做；否定回答用：No，Ican’t．表示不会做。Can是情态动词，没有人称和数的变化。例如：