幽默(英文)

Ike：Myroofleaks．Mike：Whydontyoufixit？Ike：Canttoday，itspouringdownrain．Mike：Whydontyoufixitwhenitstopsraining？Ike：Becauseitdoesntleakthen．幽默(英文)@连琴     

幽默(英文)

Taking a Taxi The old lady was going to take a taxi.Driver, she said, I want you to take me to the station.Yes, madam, said the driver.     

幽默小品(英文)

A statistician wanted to take a plane to SanFrancisco,but he was very afraid of bombs.Hegathered some figures and did some calcula-tions.He found that the probability of having     

小幽默(英文)

TOO MANY QUESTIONSThere was this Christian lady that had to do a lot of traveling for her business so she did a lot of flying. But flying made her nervous so she always took her Bible along with her to read and it helped relax her.One time she was sitting next to a man. When he saw her pull out her Bible he gave a little chuckle (轻笑) and went back to what he was doing. After awhile he turned to her and asked “You don't really believe all that stuff in there do you? ”The lady replied “Of course I do it is the Bible. ”     

幽默一则(英文)

One day a lady saw a mouse running across her kitchen floor.Shewas very afraid of m ice,so she ran out of the house,got in a taxi andwentdown to the shop.There she boughta m ouse-trap.The shopkeepersaid to her,“Putsom e cheese in it,and you w illsoon cat…     

幽默笑话(英文)

When Mr Jones went to restaurant one day,he left his coat near the door.There was nothing in the pockets of the coat when he left it, so he was very surprised when he     

小幽默(英文)

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink[水槽]. She suddenly noticed that her mother had sev eral strands[绺] of white hair sticking out in con- trast[形成对比] to her dark brown hair. She looked at her mother and asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?" Her mother replied, "Well, every time you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."     

小幽默(英文)

Imagination Several weeks after a young man had been hired,he was called into the personnel[人事部]director's office. What is the meaning of this? the director asked, when you applied for this job,you told us you had five years of     

幽默互动(英文)

ice cream:凡荣登“翻译优胜榜”者,均可获得一份好礼!所以请参与者务必写清真实姓名、详细地址和邮政编码。Not So Easy The four-year-old was absolutely fascinated with his grandfather's false teeth．After staring trans- fixed whlie they were re-     

幽默二则(英文)

Main Entrance A shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read"BEST- DEALS".     

幽默的“面子”论

幽默作为一种特殊的言语交际形式,常常与体现个体社会形象的面子联系起来。本文从维护面子的功能和损坏面子的功能两个角度出发,着重探讨了幽默对面子的双重作用。     

《第22条军规》与黑色幽默

黑色幽默是20世纪60年代美国重要的文学流派之一,约瑟夫.海勒的《第22条军规》是黑色幽默的杰出代表。小说中军规内容的荒诞、人物形象的荒唐和诙谐话语的运用都彰显了黑色幽默的特征,从而勾勒出一个荒谬、混乱的世界。     

谈黑色幽默的特点

黑色幽默文学是世界文学中重要的现代派文学,在20世纪60年代的美国盛极一时。黑色幽默诉诸于人类形而上的灾难命运,厚重的悲剧意味与浓烈的喜剧色彩之间分外矛盾,独特的表现手法和艺术特色描绘出了美国历史上的这个荒诞世界。它在文学艺术上表现的特征也值得剖析和探讨。     

Finding humor in the mundane

In this column, the author encourages everyone to find humor in the daily routine...and to use more lotion.     

俄语言幽默的修辞手段初探

语言是人类交流的最主要工具,而语言中的幽默,则可以说是语言中的一种艺术所在。作为有着悠久历史文化沉淀的俄语,在不断地发展中渐渐地形成了自己独特的幽默语言艺术风格。本文就笔者多年的研究经验,谈一谈俄语当中的幽默修辞手段。     

幽默类手机短信的文体学分析

手机短信是现代科学技术的产物,它既是一种社会文化现象,同时也是一种语言现象.与其他语言和文本形式相比,幽默类手机短信具有其自身独特的文体风格.本文根据文体学相关理论,以语言运用中的常规和偏离为切入点,结合实例,从语音、词汇、书写、语法、语义和语域这几个方面分析幽默类手机短信的独特文体风格.