乐乐天地

The following is a dialogue between a father and adaughter. Can you guess how the daughter answers herfather's question?Daughter: I won a prize in kindergarten today. The teacherasked me how many legs a hippopotamus（河马）has. Isaid three.Father: Three? How on earth did you win the prize?Daughter: ____________.乐乐天地如是说Daughter: I came the closest.乐乐天地@乐乐…     

Lazy-bones

“Get up,you lazy-bones!”Still rubbing his sleepy eyes,Mingminghad to rise.“I worked till far into the night,”he murmured,half to himself.“Daddy,I was dreaming a strange dream.I was an emperor…”“A pupil,who always can't finish his homework,wants to be an em-peror?”     

Persistance

Returningfromagolfouting,IwasgreetedbySara,myfour-year-olddaughter."Daddy,whowonthegolfgame?YouorUncleRichie?""Wedon'tplaygolftowin,"Ihedged."Wejustplaytohavefun."Undaunted,Sarasaid,"Okay,Daddy,whohadmorefun?"缠住不放我打完高尔夫球回来,四岁的女儿莎拉迎了上来:“爸爸,谁赢了高尔夫球比赛,是你还是理查叔叔?”“我们打高尔夫球不是为赢,”我推诿说,“我们打球只是为了好玩而已。”莎拉毫不气馁,又问:“那么,爸爸,谁觉得更好玩呢?”Persistance@小非!编写…     

Jokes and Humour

Father's Advice Son:Daddy,I think I must go to see thedoctor.My teacher says there is something wrong with my ears.Dad:What's the matter?Son:Things     

The Story of the Violin

"Wanted: Violin. Can't paymuch.Call…" That advertisement mademe remember my__1___. I,too,had wanted a violin,but wedidn't have the __2___ .Eventhough__3___ were hard, Icouldn't ___4__ any longer toask, "Daddy,may I have aviolin of my own? " Daddy'sface looked sad.But a fewweeks later, Daddy went home     

快乐ABC

母鸡的腿儿子:为什么母鸡的腿这么短呢?父亲:如果母鸡的腿长,它们下蛋的时候,鸡蛋岂不都摔碎了?Hen's LegsSon:Why arehen'slegssoshor?tDad:Ifthehen'slegswerelong,wouldn'ttheydroptheireggsintopieceswhen layin?g文字提供:小非绘图:柴立青You Married Mine你娶了我的母亲“爸爸,”小男孩说,“我要结婚。”“哦!”父亲开玩笑地说,“你的意中人是谁呢?”“奶奶。”小男孩说。“等一下,”父亲说,“你不会以为我会让你娶我的母亲吧?”“为什么不呢?”小男孩说,“你娶的就是我母亲。”“Daddy,”saidthelittbleoy,“Iwanttogetmarried.…     

Jokes and Humour

WatchingTVSon:Daddy,IwanttowatchTV.Dad:Noelectricitytonight.Son:Thenlet’swatchTVwithacandleon.看电视儿子:爸爸,我想看电视。爸爸:今晚上没电。儿子:那咱们点上蜡烛看电视吧。ClockApassengerinarailwaystationcomplainstoaporter,“Therearetwoclocksinthissta-tionandtheytelldiffer-enttimes.”Andtheporterreplies,“Whshouldwehavetwclocksiftheytellthsametime?”时差在火车站,一位乘客向行李员抱怨道:“这个车站的两个钟报时不一样。”行李员回答说,“要是报时一样,我们要两个钟干什么?” LocalProblemAcowbo…     

英语木屋(英文)

Judy(tobaldfather):Daddy,areyoustillgrowing?朱蒂(对秃顶的爸爸):爸爸,你还在长个吗?Daddy:NO,dear,whydoyouask?爸爸:不了,亲爱的,为什么这么问呢?Judy:Becausethetopofyourheadiscomingthroughyourhair.朱蒂:因为你的头顶就快要长过你的头发了。(莫千寻辑)开心果ExhaustedAstudentdraggedhimselfhomeandbarelymadeittohischairbeforehedroppedexhausted.Hismothersaid,“Oh,youlooktired,”shesaid,“Youmusthavehadahardday,today.IsitPE.?”“Itwasterrible,”thestudentsaid,“Thecomputerbrokedownandallofushadtodoourownthinking!”[参考译文]精疲力竭一个学生拖着精疲力竭的身体回到家中,无力地坐到椅子上。他的妈妈说:“咦,看起来你很疲惫,”然后问道,“今天一定很累了,是因为体...     

Whistle

Son:Daddy,pleasebuy me a whistle.Daddy:No.You’ll make us disturbedall the time if you get a whistle.Son:I promise not.I'll blow it nolywhen you are sleeping.     

THE NATURE CENTER

STEVEN: Hi, Chris. I'm on the phone with my son. CHRIS: Oh, yes.STEVEN: He's going to be six months old this week. Please sit down. This will only take a second Hello, big guy Are you excited about talking to Daddy on the telephone? . , . Bye-bye. Daddy loves you I think he thinks T live inside the telephone. CHRIS: You really love being a dad, don't you? STEVEN: It's great, but what a responsibility. I'm always worried about not spending enough time with him.     

缠住不放

Re turning from a golf outing(远足,短途旅行),my husband was greeted at the door by Sara,our four-ye ar-old daughte r.“Daddy,w ho w on the golf gam e?You or Uncle Richie?”“Uncle Richie and I don’t play golf to w in,”m y hus band he dge d(避免作正面答复).“We just play to have fun.”     

Bringing up Children

“Daddy，”saidfive-year-olddaughter，“doyouthinkmummyknowsmuchaboutbringingupchildren?”“Whatmakesyouaskthat?”askedherfather.“Well，”repliedthedaughter.“shemakesmegotobedwhenIamwideawakeandshemakesmegetupwhenIamawfullysleepy.”带孩子一个五岁的女孩问：“爸爸，你知道妈妈怎么带孩子吗？”她爸爸问道：“你为什么这样问呢？”女儿答道：“是这样的，当我很清醒时，她却叫我睡觉，而当我困得要命时，她却叫我起床。”Bringing up Children@小非…     

我很高兴

I’mGlad文/点点Teacher:“Hasanyoneofyouevermadesomeoneglad?”Boy:“Teacher,Imadesomeonegladyesterday.”Teacher:“Whowasthat?”Boy:“Mygranny.Iwenttoseeheryesterday,afteranhour,andIsaidtoher,‘Granny,I’mgoinghome.’andshesaid,‘Well,I’mglad!’”我很高兴老师:“你们当中有谁让别人高兴过?”男孩:“我,老师,昨天我就使别人高老师:“是谁呢?”男孩:“是我奶奶。我昨天去看她。一小时后,我跟她说:奶奶,我要回家了。她说:啊,我很高兴!”我很高兴@点点…     

早饭还是午餐

星期天我从不早起,有时候我一直睡到吃午饭。上星期天我起得很晚。我向窗外看去,外面一片漆黑。我想:倒霉的天,又下雨啦!就在这时,电话响了,是我姑妈Lucy来的电话。她说:“我刚下火车,准备来看你。”“可我正在吃早饭哩!”我说。“你在做什么?”她问。“我正在吃早饭。”我重复说。她说:“哎呀!你总是起得那么晚吗?现在是中午一点啦!”It was Sunday I never get up early on Sundays.I sometimes stay in beduntil lunchtime.Last Sunday I got up very late.I looked out of the window.Itwas dark outside.‘What a day!’I thought.‘It was raining again.’Just thenthe telephone rang.It was my aunt Lucy.“I have just arrived by train,”shesaid,“I am coming to see you.”“But I am still having break...     

追太阳

A rabbit is playing near a river,and he hears a small voice:Hello,can you helpme?I’m ill.I need somesunshine.It’s verygood for me.Can youhelp me?No problem.I’ll findthe sun.I like summer best.Summer is good for swimming.哈尔滨市道外区泰山小学四(3)班张乃文31.一只兔子在小河边玩,他听到了轻轻的说话声:“你好,你能帮助我吗?”2.他向下看,是一株小草。“当然可以,我能帮你做点什么呢?”(兔子说)3“.我生病了,我需要一些阳光,那对我有好处。你能帮我吗?”(小草说)4“.没问题,我去帮你找太阳。”(兔子说)5.兔子跑了…     

双语木屋

Who Should Be Given the Gift?Who Should Be Given the Gift?Afatheroffivechildrencamehomewithatoy,summonedhisildrenandaskedwhichoneofthemshouldbegiventhepresent.“whoisthemostobedient,nevertalksbacktoMotheranddoeserythingheorsheistold?”heinquired.Therewassilence,andthenachorusofvoices:“Youplaythit,Daddy!”物该给谁?父亲带着一件玩具回到家里,他把五个孩子召集起来,问这件礼该给谁。“谁平时最听话,从不和妈妈顶嘴,叫干什么就干什么?”父亲问道。孩子们都不吭声。过了一会儿,他们异口同声地说:“爸爸,您个玩吧。”Two BirdsTeacher:Herearetwobirds,oneisaswallow,theotherisasparrow.Nowwhocantelluswhichiswhich?Student:Icanno...     

初三英语四—五单元要点精讲

U nit4 Travel1.Could I speak to Mr Song Jia,the headmaster,please?我能和宋嘉校长通话吗 ?speak to somebody意为“同某人谈谈”。如 :1Don't speak to him about his study.不要和他谈有关他学习的事。2 Could I speak to sb?May I speak to sb?两个句型常用于电话用语中 ,表示“我可以和 sb通话吗 ?”“我可以找 sb吗 ?”2 .I hope to see him as soon as possible.我希望尽快和他见面。1hope to do sth意为“希望做…… ,想做……”。如 :I hope to fly to the moon one day.我希望有一天能飞上月球。2 as soon as possible意…     

A Cheating Warning

①Put the lid on the box.盒盖也要盖上。②Put the sign card with“Notaking the cake”.再放上一块“不准偷吃”的牌子。③Great!Daddy bought acake again.太好了!爸爸又买蛋糕了。④What would you say thistime?这次你没话说了吧?A Cheating Warning@麦克~~     

亲子时间

道具:旧杂志书报(内含鸟:bird、猫咪:cat、鸭子:duck、大象:elephant、长颈鹿:giraffe、无尾熊:koala、猴子: monkey、公牛:ox和斑马:zebra的图片各一张)、四开图画纸一张、胶水一瓶1.Daddy、Mommy和小朋友一起从旧杂志书报上找到上述各种动物的图片,并将它们剪下。2.Daddy、Mommy将这些图片一一摊放在桌上,带小朋友辨识动物的图片并加以复习。如Mommy说"Wow!What's this?”, 小朋友说“It's a——.”依次复习所有的单词。     

看漫画学英语——家庭篇

1.-How many peoples in your family?你家有几个人?-Thereare3.Daddy,mommyandI.三个。爸爸、妈妈和我。2.-Whoishe?他是谁?