短文改错

A warm-heart nurse on her first day's work met a patient who had come to London like a traveler.She asked him if it was anything she could do for him.But he only waved his hands and said a few words she couldn't understand it. With a pleasant smile she asked him again and he just kept saying same words,but in a very low voice. Filling with pity for this man who had almost died so far away his native land,she rushed to the doctor     

善意的谎言

He met her at a party.She was so outstanding,with many boys around her,while he was so normal,with nobody paying attention to him. At the end of the party,he invited her to have coffee with him.She was surprised,but due to being polite,she agreed. They sat in a nice coffee shop.He was too nervous to say anything, and she felt uncomfortable,thinking,"Please let me go home."Suddenly he asked the waiter,"Would you please give me some salt? I’ d like to put it in my coffee."Everybody stared at him—so strange!His face turned red,but,still, he put the salt in his coffee and drank it.     

A Woman and a Doctor（初三适用）

Mrs King came from a rich family. Her father was an important official(官员), but her husband was a policeman. She always made him listen to her and the poor man had to do everything she told him to do though her opinion(意见) was wrong. Now she had three children, and they all had to agree with     

I Had to Eat the Man

Mary was very fond of television, so when she met a young man who worked for a television company, she was very interested and asked him a lot of questions. She discovered that he had also worked for a film company, so she asked him whether     

Driving with a Goat

One day a highway patrol officer was sitting in his car beside the road. When he noticed a man driving with a goat in the back seat of his car, turning on the lights, he pulled out, sped up, and pulled the man over. "Don't you know it's against the law in…     

男女有别(英文)

If you tell a man something,it goes in one ear and out the other.If you tell a woman something,it goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.If he makes a decision without consulting[请教]her,he’S a chauvinist[大男人主义者] pigIf she makes a decision without consulting him,she’S a liberated woman.     

笑话

The tiger's shin A farmer was working in the field near the forest.Suddenly a big tiger pounced (突袭)on him from behind and was dragging him away.The farmer's son saw this.He picked up a knife and ran after the tiger. "My son," called the man in the tiger's mouth,"if you are trying to save me,you don't use the knife because the tiger's skin is worth a lot of money!"     

阅读理解

The chemist in a small town was standing in front of a shelf. He was cleaning something. On the shelf there were bottles of medicines (药). A young man came in and asked quite excitedly,“Doctor, can you stop the hiccups(打嗝)?”The chemist looked at him with a smile for a minute and suddenly hit him in the face.     

高一课文配套短文改错专练

Unit 19 JobsIt is very difficult of a woman to find a job now. Here is an example to explain to it. Ms King wanted to find a work in a company but she was turned up only because she was a woman. She thought a way. She pretended to be a man and got the job. But later an accident happened with her. Her secret was discovered by others. She told lie but she was good at her work. Could she stay in the company? An discussion was hold. At last the company let her stay.     

聪明的小裁缝(英文)

Once upon a time there was a princess who was ever so proud: if any man came to woo her she would set him a riddle, and if he couldn’t guess it he was laughed to scorn and sent packing. She also had it made known that who- ever did guess the answer to he…     

每个女人都美丽

A little boy asked his mother "Whyare you crying? "Because I'm a woman," she toldhim," I don' t understand," he said, His mum Just hugged him and sald, " And you never will."Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?"All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say.The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry.Rinally he put in a call to God;and when     

受害者

People had be—gun to wag their fin—gers at Tejal,and some said she was a woman of‘loose’charac—ter,while a few who thought she was really innocentchose to keep quiet,for reasons known to them alone. Tejal first met Sunil when she was in college but lostcontact with him and did not see him for many years.Then,one day,she met him on the streef with a ratherhandsome looking young man,who Sunil introduced as     

笑话(英文)

An old lady who lived in a village went into town one Saturday, and after she had bought fruit and vegetables in the market for herself and for a friend who was ill, she went into a shop which sold glasses. She tried one pair of glasses, and then another pair and another, but none of them seemed to be right. The shopkeeper was a very patient man, and after some time he said to the old lady, "Now, don't worry, madam.     

阅读理解精选

AA man went to buy a piece of meat.He askedthe butcher(屠夫 ) to tell him the way of cooking itbecause he didn't know how to cook meat.Thebutcher told him how to cook it.“But I can't remember your words,”the mansaid,“Will you please write your words down forme?”Thebutcher was a good man and he wrotehiswords down for the man.The man went homehappily with the meat in his hand and the note(便条 ) in his pocket.A dog saw the meat,jumped athim and took the meataway.The man stood there.He did…     

一句多译

1.你觉得这部影片如何?What/How about the film?How do you like/find the film?What is the film like?What do you think of the film?2.我买这件新外套花了25美元。The new dress cost me 25 dollars.I spent 25 dollars(in)buying the new dress.I spent 25 dollars on the new dress.I paid 25 dollars for the new dress.3.在那个时候见到他在那里,她感到吃惊。She was surprised to see him there at that time.To her surprise,she saw him there at that time.It was surprising for her to see him there at that time.     

轻松一刻

A Fine Match One day a lady saw a mouse running across her kitchen floor.She was very afraid of mouse,so she ran out of the house,got into a bus and went to the shops.There she bought a mousetrap.The shopkeeper said to her,"Put some cheese in it and you will soon catch that mouse."The lady went home with her mousetrap,but when she looked in her cupboard,she could not find any cheese in it.She did not want to go back to the shop,because it was     

20只猫与一个猫碗(英文)

A man was looking for things of the old times. One day he came to a village and found a blue bowl. It looked veryold. The bowl was on the ground and a cat was drinking milk from it. A farmer, the owner of the cat , was lying besidethe bowl. The man did not want the farmer to know that he was interested in bowl. So he said to him softly, “What anice cat you have? Will you sell it to me?”“How much will you give me for the cat?”the farmer opened his eyes and asked.“Twenty dollars. Would t…     

猜猜看

(一)She was enjoying a swim,then she found something nice to eat.She was very happy.Suddenly,she felt something hurt her mouth,and she was scared and tried to get away.It was too late.She came out of water very fast.What happened?What was she?(二)There’re nine kinds of animals hidden in the labyrinth(迷宫).Can you name them out?猜猜看…     

Top Jokes in Different Countries

Top Joke in UKA woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me! "The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off - go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."     

READINGS

正It was a beautiful spring morning.There wasn't a cloud in the sky,and the sun was warm but not too hot,so Mr Green was surprised when he saw an old man at the bus stop with a big,strong black umbrella in his hand.Mr Green said to him,"Are you going to have rain today,do you think?""No,"said the old man,"I don't think so."Then are you carrying the umbrella to keep the sun off