涂鸦

PEOPLE ASK ME IF I＇D PREFER TO GO TO HELL OR HEAVEN.I SAY HELL BECAUSE IT＇S NICE AND WARM DOWN THERE.WE MAY BE ALONE.WE MAY NOT BE ALONE.EITHER,THE THOUGHT IS STAGGERING.PAINTING IS THE ART OF PROTECTING FLAT SURFACES FROM THE WEATHER AND EXPROSING THEM TO THE CRITICS.PLEASE PUT YOUR BRAIN IN GEAR BEFORE ENGAGING YOUR MOUTH.TO ERR IS HUMAN,BUT TO REALLY FOUL THINGS UP REQUIRES A COMPUTER.I＇MA NOBODY.NOBODY＇S PERFECT.THERERORE,I＇M PERFECT!     

墙体涂鸦

来做个小游戏：下面是几个小笑话,你能把它们的开头（1—8）和结尾（A～H）对应起来吗？做好后听录音。检查正确答案。     

墙体涂鸦

来做个小游戏,下面是几个小笑话。你能把它们的开头（1-8）和结尾（A-H）对应起来吗？做好后听录音。检查正确答案。     

涂鸦

Match each joke beginning （1 to 8） with its ending （A-H）. Then, listen to check your answers.1. On which side does a tiger have most stripes？ 2. Who went into the tiger＇ s den and came out alive？ 3. What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangaroo？     

涂鸦

Here are some more examples of British toilet graffiti.     

“绘”心情

今天,你的心情如何？是高兴还是沮丧？是兴奋还是低落？下面小编与大家分享一些描绘心情的词汇,你知道的还有哪些？不妨自己列一下。     

口音模仿

美剧和英剧荧屏上的演员们为了饰演剧中角色,可是在口音上下了不少功夫!虽然他们的模仿水平参差不齐。但是足以迷惑我们这些观众了。一起来看看他们是如何调整口音,让我们根本没有发现的!     

影视独白

看了这么多的电影,有没有最令你印象深刻的独自？你最喜欢的影视独白来自哪部影片？下面是小编搜罗的几段经典影视独白,不知是否能让你产生共鸣？     

致青春

回首过往,青春往往是人们生命中最难忘却的一段。不谙世事的我们怀揣着对世界、对未来的美好愿景在成长的道路上不断向前。或许彷徨．或许迷茫,或许不安。但绝对无惧。这就是青春,虽然我们不清楚前路将会遇到怎样的风景。但是我们仍毅然央然地走下去。     

维多利亚时代的凶杀案

Someone is murdering Victorian gentlemen by tearing off their trousers in public places. Can the police catch this villain before he strikes next？ And who will the next victim be？ Inspector Nottingham Forest of Scotland Yard is the only man who can solve this crime. With twenty years of service in the police and another twenty years before that in Her Majesty＇s imperial army, he is absolutely sick and tired of working for a low wage and constantly being passed over for promotion. Inspector Forest works with his trusted sidekick Hamilton the Academical. Hamilton has a pensive, peaceful and positive approach to life and work. This puts him in a unique position to disagree with everything Inspector Forest says and does.     

笑一笑

Match each joke beginning （1 to 8） with its ending （A-H）. Then, listen to check your answers.     

小狐狸

夏天，狐狸爸爸和狐狸妈妈每天傍晚都带着小狐狸一起去散步。 小狐狸观察他爸爸是如何行动的。他是如此悄无声息，总能抓到小老鼠。[第一段]     

小幽默

儿子：“你不是说你从来没在夜里叫我起床吗？” 妈妈：“是啊!” 儿子：“我是什么时候出生的？”     

Jokes

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Jokes

Even SmarterTwo women that are dog owners are arguing about whose dog is smarter...First Woman: "My dog is so smart, every morning he waits for the paper boy (送报工) to come around and then he takes the newspaper     

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John was reading a book under a bigtree.Mike came up and said, “Be quick,theteacher is waiting for you.”     

Jokes

A woman phoned her daughter,who lived with a roommate.Instead of connecting with either of the young women,she got this recorded message: "Katy and I are not in at the moment.If you are a man,leave your name and number and we will promptly return your call.If you are a parent,everything is fine,and we will call you soon.If you are a bill collector, we have already paid the bill."译文:一个妇女给她的女儿打电话,她女儿有一位室友。然而,这位母亲没有和两个年青姑娘联系上,却听到了下面的留言:“我和凯蒂现在不在。如果是位     

小幽默

Two PronounsProfessor:Name two pronouns,please.Student:Who? me?Professor:Good! Sit down,please.两个代词教授:请列举两个代词。学生:谁,我?教授:很好,请坐。     

小幽默

英国和月亮老师:英国和月亮哪个更远?约翰:英国。老师:英国?为什么?约翰:因为我能看见月亮,却看不见英国。