A Bad Day

A little guy is sitting at a bar, just looking at his drink for about a half-hour. A big trouble-making truck driver comes up to him, takes the drink from the guy, and drinks it all down.The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says:     

英语中形形色色的“人”

1.a wise guy骄傲自大的人。这里的wise并不表示“聪明”,相反它含有讽刺的意味。Alic’s all right,I guess,but sometimes he’s such a wise guy.据我看,亚历克这个人还不赖,不过有时候太狂妄自大了。有时候本词组还用于朋友之间的调侃。Who’sthe wise guy that took mylun     

幽默与笑话

One Smart Puppy A guy went to the cinema one day and noticed an old man with a dog in the front row. It was a sad, funny kind of film and the guy noticed that during the sad parts the dog cried his eyes out, and during the funny parts, the dog laughed its head off.     

Surprise

An ltalian,an lrishmanand a Japanese fellow arehired at a construction site.The foreman points out a hugepile of sand and says to the l-talian guy,“You’re in charge ofsweeping,”to the lrishman,“You're in charge of shoveling",     

谁的狗最聪明

Four friends were arguing over whose dog was the smartest. The first man, an engineer, called to his dog, "T square, show your stuff." The dog trotted over to a desk, pulled out a paper and a pencil, and drew a perfect triangle. The next guy, an accountan…     

万人迷--元斌

Is he an adult? Or a child? Ishe a self-complacent? Or is he acool-headed interpreter? Frank? Orjust love to tell lies? He is a just verysweet, very cool Asian guy.Won Bin, meaning "the highest glory", a     

咖啡英语

远离纷争我们通常以fool作骂人之词:That guy is a fool!那家伙是个蠢蛋!这个fool当然不是"自得其乐",像儿童一样,不是:Children and     

《蝎子王》(英文)

The Scorpion King is back-but this time he's the good guy trying to destroyan evil ruler, free the people of the land and win the love of a sorceress' (女魔法师的) fair.All in a day's work for this hunky(匈牙利人) hero.     

I’m Not a Quitter!

A guy walks into thehuman resources depart-ment of a large companyand hands the executive hisapplication. The executivebegins to scan the sheet,and notices that the appli-cant has been fired fromevery job he has ever held.     

爱在心里口要开

T here was once a guy who suffered from cancer, a cancer that can’t be cured. He was 18 years old and he could die anytime. All his life, he was stuck in his house being taken cared by his mother. He never went outside but he was sick of stay- ing home a…     

不速之客

It is Saturday morning and Bob is playing a round of golf, when he realizes he forgot to tell his wife that the guy who fixes the washing machine is coming around at noon. So Bob calls home using his cellphone,"Hello?" says a little girl's voice.     

生活充满选择

Michael is the kind of guy you love to hate.He is always in a good mood and always has something positive to say.When someone would ask him how he was doing,he would reply,"If I were any better,I'd be twins!" He was a natural motivator.     

英语中形形色色的“人”

俗语说“人出一百,形形色色”。此话不假,英语中也有许许多多个性迥异,品质相差甚远的人。下面我们一起来认识认识他(她)们。1.a wise guy骄傲自大的人。这里的wise并不表示“聪明”,相反它含有讽刺的意味。Alic’s allright,I guess,but sometimes he’s such a wise guy.(据我看,亚历克这个人还不赖,不过有时候太狂妄自大了。)有时候此词组还用于朋友之间的调侃。Who’s the wise guy that took my lunch box?(是哪位机灵的大爷拿走了我的饭盒?) 2.a shrinking violet畏首畏尾的人。原意为“正在发蔫的紫罗兰”。紫罗兰在背阴的地方悄悄地开花,所以violet是谦虚的象征,代表“腼腆的人”,但加上shrinking意思就有了变化。Georgehasaverygood mind.He would rise fast in the world if heweren’t such a shrinking violet.乔治很聪明。如果他不是一个畏首畏尾的人,在社会上早就出人头地了。     

远离纷争

我们通常以fool作骂人之词:That guy is a fool!那家伙是个蠢蛋!这个fool当然不是"自得其乐",像儿童一样,不是:Children and fools have merry lives之谚中所说的fools了.     

Lotties''''s Dairy

July 15 I went to a big party last night. The hosts were celebrating something, so they'd decide to push the boat out[大肆庆祝]; there was really a good band, fantastic food and lots of drink. I chatted to a few people for the first hour--just the usual small talk[闲聊]. Then I met this great guy. We got talking and we really hit it off[合得来]. I'm seeing     

态度至上(英文)

Jerry was the kind of guy you love to hate.Hewas always in a good mood and always had somethingpositive to say.When someone would ask him how hewas doing,he would reply,”If I were any better,I wouldbe twins!”     

Job Interview

Three guys go to a job interview.The man that’s giving the jobinterview doesn’t have an years.The first guy goes into the office for hisinterview.The man says to him,“The job that you’re applying forrequires powers of observation.     

形形色色的“人”

1.a wise guy骄傲自大的人。这里的wise并不表示“聪明”,相反它含有讽刺的意味。如:Alic’s all right,I guess,butsometimes he’s such a wiseguy.据我看,亚历克这个人还不赖,不过有时候太狂妄自大了。有时候本词组还用于朋友之间的调侃:Who’s the wiseguy that took my lu     

英语中形形色色的“人”

1郾a wise guy骄傲自大的人。这里的wise并不表示“聪明”,相反它含有讽刺的意味。有时候本词组还用于朋友之间的调侃。“who's the wise guy that took m ylunch box?”(是哪位机灵的大爷拿走了我的饭盒。)2郾a shrinking violet畏首畏尾的人。原意为“正在发蔫的紫罗兰”。紫罗兰在背阴的地方悄悄地开花,所以vi鄄olet是谦虚的象征,代表“腼腆的人”,但加上shrinking意思就有了变化。3郾a backseatdriver不在权限范围内而指手划脚的人。在美国开车出门是许多人生活的一部分。开车的技术当然每个人都不一样,一般来说,开车的人都不太愿意被别…     

永远错过的约会

从前,有一个少年患了癌症,根本无法治愈。他只有18岁,随时都可能死去。他每天都待在家里,由母亲照料着,从来都没出去过,但他在家实在待烦了,想出去走走,母亲也就同意了。There was once a guy who suffered from cancer,a cancer thatcan’tbe cured.He was 18 year sold and h