The Last of the Class

One day, the father asks his son,"At what place you are in your class? " "I'm at the twenty-sixth."answers the son. Three months     

醉酒

<正>[英语原文]One day,a father and his little son were going home.At this age,the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions.Now,he asked,"What's the meaning of the word‘Drunk’,dad?""Well,my son,"his father replied,"look,there are standing two policemen.If     

Drunk

One day,a father and his little son were going home.At this age,the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions.Now,he asked,"What’s the meaning of the word‘Drunk’,dad?""Well,my son,"his father replied,"Look,there are standing two policemen.If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk."     

Fun Time

Drunk In the afternoon,a father and his little son are going home.At this age,the boy is very interested in all kinds of things and is always asking questions.Now,he asks,"What's the meaning of the word ‘drunk’,dad? Well,my son,"his father replies (回答),"look,there stand two policemen.If I regar (把 ……看作) the two policemen as four then I am drunk." "But,dad," the boy says,"there's only one policeman!"     

I''''m Number Twenty Now

Tom's father wants to know how his son is getting along(进展) in school.One day he asks Tom,"Tom, how are you getting along in school?What is your place in the class?"Number twenty-one,father,"And how many students are there in your class?"Twenty-one."     

What goes up...

A father was at the beach with his children when the tour-year-old son Fan up to him, grabbed hishand, and led him to a place on the shore where a seagull lay dead in the sand. "Daddy, what happenedto him?" the son asked. "He died and went to Heaven," the dad replied. The boy thought a moment as he and his father stood looking at the seagull. Finally the son said,"Why did God throw him back down?"     

Evils of Alcohol

A father was trying to teach his son the evils of alcohol.He put one worm in a glass of water and another worm in a glass of whiskey.The worm in the water lived,while the one in the whiskey curled up and died."All right,son,"asked the father,"What does that show you?"     

非常可乐

Counting The Pigs One day a farmer, who had twenty pigs, sent his son to count them and see if they were all there. After a while, the boy came back slowly. "Well,"said his father,"are they all right?"     

A Clever Son

One day,the father lets eight-year-old son send a letter.The son took the letter. The father then remembered he didn’t write address and addressee’s name on the envelope. After the son comes back,the father     

趣味英语问答(英文)

以下是一些有趣的问题,你能找出答案吗?1.M ary s husband is the grandfather ofm y son.W ho am I?2.John s son is the father ofm y son.W ho am I?3.M y father has not any brothers;m y m other has not any brothers,ei-ther,butI have m any uncles.W ho are they?4.M     

阅读判断正误练习

（A） Can You Tell Me？ （你能告诉我吗？） A father asks his son, ＂How many letters are there in the Alphabet（字母表）？ I don＇t know,＂ says his son. His father says, ＂You don＇t know？ You are in school for many years and you don＇t know how many letters are there in the Alphabet？＂ He is very angry（生气）.     

被逼的残忍(英文)

①Father and son have sownsome peas.②A bird is eating the peasin the field.③The father has to sowsome more peas.⑤The son catches the birdbefore the bird knows it.⑥The son covers the bird!seyes with a cloth band.⑦The father is satisfiedwith his son!s     

山的故事

A son and his father were walking on the mountains. Suddenly,his son falls,hurts himself and screams: "AAAhhhhhhhhhhh!!!" To his surprise,he hears the voice repeating,somewhere in the mountain: " AAAhhhhhhhhlihh!!!" Curious, he yells: "Who are you?"     

Intelligent Son

One day, the father lets eight year-old son send a letter, the son took the letter, the father then remembered didn＇t write the address and addressee＇s name on the envelope.     

开心一刻(英文)

TIGERA father and his small son werestanding in front of the tiger’s cage at thezoo.Father was explaining how ferocious(凶猛的)and strong tigers are,and junior(年少者,晚辈,这里指儿子)was taking it allin with a serious expression.“Dad,”the boy said finally,“if the tigergot out of his cage and ate you up…”“Yes,son?”the father said expectantly(期待地).“What bus should I take home?”theboy finished.     

They are coming for Christmas

A man in Scotland called his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and said, I hate to ruin your day,but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough. Dad,what are you talking about? the son screamed. We can't stand the sight of each other any longer, the father said. We're sick of each other,and I'm sick of talking about this,so you call your sister in Leeds and tell her about it. Frantic,the son called his sister,who exploded on the phone. L...     

Reading Comprehension

I.Read and choose （阅读短文做选择题）
A mother and her son are washing dishes while the father and daughter are watching TV in the sitting room. Suddenly （突然） , there is a crash of breaking dishes （碟子敲碎的声音 ） , then it is quiet in the kitchen.     

菩萨争肉(英文)

1.Once upon a time,there was an old man,who enshrined ( 祀奉 ) several Bodhisattvas at home.2.He would be away from home.Before going,he told his son to enshrine the Bodhisattvas with cooked meat.3.After his father left,the son ate the meat up,and had the Bodhisattvas broken. 4.When the old man came back,he was surprised at this,saying," Who has done it?" 5.The son said," They contended the meat,so they fought each other.As a result,they had their bodies smashed to p…     

To My Pen Pal

Dear Liu Ying, Thanks for your letter and the pho- tos．Here are two photos of my family． Look! You can see my father, my mother,my brother and I. In the first photo, we are on the beach．It’S sunny．My father is lying on     

It’s Always Me

A father said to his sons,“Tom orrow your m other is going to bake a pie.W ho is going to eatit?” The oldestson replied,“Father,Ill eatit all。”The father then said,“Tom orrow Im going to butcher a pig.W ho isgoing to eatit?”The sam e son answered,“Father,Illeatit all。” The father added,“Tom orrow we are going to plough the field.W hois going to plough?” The oldestson answered again, “Its always m e. N ow its som eoneelse s turn to volunteer。”It’s Always Me!河北@侯世敏…