轻松驿站

But Officer…但是,警官……One sunday,sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Offi-cer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH.He thinks to himself,“This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!”So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over.Approaching the car,he notices that there are five old ladies—two in the front seat and three in the back—wide eyed and white as ghosts.The driver,obviously confused,says to him,“Officer,I don’t und…     

Top Jokes in Different Countries

Top Joke in UKA woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me! "The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off - go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."     

A Bad Day

A little guy is sitting at a bar, just looking at his drink for about a half-hour. A big trouble-making truck driver comes up to him, takes the drink from the guy, and drinks it all down.The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says:     

哈哈镜

Jokes anecdotes and stories as told by native English speakers. Slow Down or Stop One day, a police officer stops a motorist who has just gone through a red light. The officer is about to give the driver a ticket when the driver says, ＂Officer, you can＇t give me a ticket for that!＂ ＂Why not？＂ asks the officer ＂Because,＂     

STORES

There was ice on the road,and the doctor's car hit a tree and turned over three times.To his supprise,he was not hurt.He went out of the car and walked to the nearest house.He wanted to telephone the garage for help.The door was opened by one of his patients."Oh,Doctor,"she said,"I have just telephoned you.You must have a very fast car.You have got here so quickly.There has been a very bad accident outside.I saw it through the window.I'm sure the driver will need your help."     

赛车手日记(英文)

Are you interested in the life of a driver? Now the following dia- ries enable you to get an inside look at what goes on not only in the cockpit(战场) but also dur- ing the free time a driver has.     

Visiting a Doctor(Ⅳ)A Road Accident Victim

Dialogue A(A=doctor;B=patient)A:What seems to be the problem?B:Well,I was crossing the road,where a car came (?)nd the corner tooquickly,and when the driver saw me,it was too late to stop.I wasknocked to the ground,and when I got up,my left arm and elbowwere grazed,and now,I have a pain in my ribs.A:I'll just take a look.Where does it hurt?B:It's hard to say.It hurts all over.     

Ringing the Bell Twice

A strange thing happened to Henry yesterday. He was on a bus and to 1 . So he stood up and rang the bell. 2 make sure the driver heard him, he rang it twice,     

隐形墨水(英文)

A good way to send a secret message to a friend is to write it in invisible ink.Your friend will know how to make the invisible writing on the paper become visible.Anyone else will think it is just a blank piece of paper.     

仅是一次中途的停留

1 When the man at the table asked me to join him,I scarcely gave it a thought.After all,I was just passing time on a layover,waiting for the real trip to begin.……     

Make Your Students Active Learners

Think back to when you were in school.? Did you like to sit at a desk and listen to your teacher drone on and on? Or suppose that you're standing in the front of a class of glassy-eyed children,or,even worse,a class of students who are just plain ignoring you. Active learning doesn't mean the children need to sit still throughout the class period - it just means that you design your class period around having them actively participate in the learning process.?How can you get them back "into" your class and ...     

The Role of Output in Grammar Learning

In China, English teachers tend to emphasize a lot on the importance of grammar learning because knowledge of gram?mar is the base of the competence of communication. This thesis just focuses on how ou...     

有趣的货币

Long ago,people in the world didn't go to an office or a factory to earn money.They found money on the ground. The money was large,round,and flat.It looked just like what it was—a stone!     

A Tourist Guide

Carmen smihd as she watched the tourists get on board the big air-condi-tioned bus.When everyone was on board,Carmen entered and took a small raisedseat beside the driver.Here she could face the passengers as she spoke to them.“Good morning,ladies and gentlemen,”she said over a loudspeaker.“Wel-come to Mexico City.I am Carmen Campos,and I am your guide for this tour of ourbeautiful capital city.Today we are going to see the highlights of both the old and     

中考阅读理解专项练习(一)(英文)

Passage 1 In England recently three foreign gentlemen came to a bus stop and waited. About five minutes later, the bus they wanted came along. They were just going to get on when suddenly there was a loud noise behind them.     

原谅等于快乐

Your sister carelessly spills red wine on your brand-new, snow-white carpet. Your boyfriend makes a pass at your best friend. A driver accidentally knocks your kid off her bike, breaking her leg. For most of us, any one of these scenarios might be enough to fill us with frustration and rage. But while the 1970s pop psychotherapy movement focused on the importance of letting anger out, more recent research suggests that there's a smarter, healthier way to react to     

Anna Karenina-Half Beautiful Half Blue

My paper begins with a brief overview of Anna Karenina. And from which to explore five climaxes(conflicts), focusing on the essence of the fourth climax. Based on the above understanding and analysis, just getting to learn that power or money is useful, but they are not equal to love and happy life. Marriage without love can not be happy and difficult to maintain a long time. We should take a deep consideration mull to marriage, choosing the person suitable to us, and don’t follow Anna Karenina’s thespian road.     

Tower To The Moon

There was once a king who was different from other kings. Instead of sitting on a high throne(王位、宝座)，this king liked to sit outside and lood at the moon. He would sit for hours, just looking at the moon and wondering what it would be like to go there.     

英国亿万富翁的平均年龄有所降低

<正>In 2012, armed with only a sewing machine and a screen printer, Ben Francis quit his job as a Pizza Hut delivery driver to focus on building a sportswear brand from his parents’ garage. Now the 31-year-old co-founder and chief executive of Gymshark has been crowned the UK’s youngest billionaire,     

Once in a Decade

George had been working in a railway station for ten years. During the past ten years he had never seen a train arrive on time. Yesterday, however, he just couldn't believe his watch and the timetable, and immediately he ran fast to the station master.