Reading

Mother:Whatareyouread鄄ing,Tom?Tom:Idon’tknow.Mother:Youdon’tknow?Youwerereadingaloud.soyoumustknow.Tom:Iwasreadingaloud,butIwasnotlistening.妈妈:汤姆,你正在读什么?汤姆:我不知道。妈妈:你不知道?你刚才一直在大声朗读,你肯定知道。汤姆:我是在大声朗读,可我没有在听呀。(忠东)Reading@忠东     

开心果

NO.1——Wehavegotanewdog,wouldyouliketocomearoundandplaywithhim?——我们又得到了一只新狗,你要过来和它玩玩吗?——Well,Idon'tknow.Doeshebite?——哦,我不知道。它咬人吗?——That'swhatIwanttofindout.——这正是我想要知道的。NO.2Mother:Didyoueatallthecookies.Tom?妈妈:汤姆,你把饼干都吃光了?Tom:Oh,mom,Ididn'ttouchone.汤姆:哦,妈妈,我一个都没碰过。Mother:That'sstrange.There'sonlyoneleft.妈妈:这就奇怪了,现在就剩下一个了。Tom:That'stheoneIdidn'ttouch.汤姆:那个就是我没碰过的。NO.3——Waiter,thislobs…     

丰富的想像力

1.Tom:Mum,wheredoesthechickcomefrom?汤姆:妈妈,小鸡是怎么来的?2.Mother:Thechickcomesfromtheegg.妈妈:小鸡是鸡蛋变的。3.Tom:It’sbad.Ihaveabigtrouble!汤姆:坏了,我有大麻烦了!丰富的想像力@谢革     

JOKES 笑话

A Mother:Tom,your handwriting is really so bad that I cannot read it at all. Tom:That's great! If you cannot read it,my teacher can't,either.And then she won't find out how bad my spelling is! B Mary:Hey,Tom,aren't you coming out to play? Tom:No,I have to stay in and help my father with my homework.     

Welcome Contributions to JZUS-B

Journal of Zhejiang University SCIENCE B warmly and sincerely welcome scientists all over the world to contribute to JZUS-B in the form of Review, Article and Science Letters focused on bio-medicine and biotechnology areas. Especially, Science Letters (3?4 pages) would be published as soon as about 30 days (Note: detailed research articles can still be published in the professional jour-nals in the future after Science Letters are published by JZUS-B.Welcome Your Contributions to J…     

谁最懒

Father:Tom,who is the laziest in your class?Tom:I don't know,daddy.Father:You should know,who does-n't read or write in class and just looks here and there?Tom:The teacher.译文:父亲:汤姆,你们班谁最懒?汤姆:我不知道,爸爸。父亲:你应该知道,谁在班内不读不写还经常东张西望?汤姆:老师。谁最懒@水仙     

I Feel Bad

There are only eight days left before the final exam, so these days we are very busy. Early in the morning, the teachers and the students all get to school in a hurry. We begin our reading lesson very early. We have three exams every day, Chinese, math and English. The teachers bring a lot of papers to our classroom, and we must finish all of them. If we make     

阅读训练(英文)

What Time Is It? Tom’s grandfather lives in the countryside(乡下).There is a big farm near his house.When Tom hastime,he often goes to the farm to help his grandfather. Tom is free today.He is going to see his grandfather.He gets to the bus station early for the early bus.The early bus is going to leave at 6:30.He looks around.There are a lot of people in the station.Some arestanding in line。Others are walking around.There is no place for him to sit in. Tom walks into the tea house next to the station.There is a big clock on the wall.It is only five twentynow.He finds a seat and sits down before a big mirror(镜子)on the wall.He asks for a cup of tea and some cakes.Just then,one of his friends.Jim,comes in and sits with him.     

想做坏梦

I want a nightmare Before the final examination, Tom told his mother, ＂Morn, I had a dream last night that I＇d passed today＇s exam.＂＂Don＇t trust dreams, dear. It is said what you experience in dreams usually turns out to be the opposite.＂ Mother replied. ＂Then I do hope I＇ll fail the other subjects in my dream tonight,＂ Tom said.在期末考试之前,汤姆告诉他的母亲：“妈妈,我昨天晚上做了一个梦,梦见我通过了今天的考试。“不要相信梦。亲爱的。据说梦中的经历通常与现实相反。”妈妈答道。“那么,我真希望在今晚的梦中,我的其他功课部不及格。汤姆说。     

完形填空训练

The Weather Report Sandy:it 1 Saturday tomorrow.What 2 ? Sue:let’s ask Mum. Mother:We’re going to the seaside.We 3 in the sea. Sue:Hooray(好哇)! Father:Let’s 4 the weather report first. 5 the television 6 ,Sue. Television: Here is the weather report 7 .It 8 in the north and it’s going to 9 in the south. Sandy:Oh! Sue:No. Mother:Never mind, 10 . Father:We can go to the cinema instead (代替). ( )1.A. can be B.is C.is going to be D.are ( )2.A.are you going to do B.do you do C.are…     

英语角

I Don’t KnowTeacher:Tom,what are the three words which some ofyou use most often in class ?Tom:I don’t know.Teacher:Correct.译文:我不知道老师:汤姆,你们在课堂上最常用的三个字是哪三个字?汤姆:不知道。老师:答对了。     

代词误用辨析

[误]Tom’s mother is taller than my.[正]Tom’s mother is taller than mine.[析]形容词性物主代词可以作定语,也就是讲它可以作形容词,如:my book,而这句话的意思是:汤姆的妈妈比我的妈妈高。比较的对象是my mother,也就是mine。[误]He and you should go to the library to return the books.[正]You and he should go to the library to return the books.     

What Should We Do?

A soldier is telling a story about the war. He asks Tom a question. Soldier: Tom, if the enemies want to use our railway, What should we do? Tom: Go to the ticket office, and destroy all tickets.     

汤姆的借口

正[英语原文]Teacher:Tom,why are you late for school every day?Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"school—go slow".[汉语翻译]老师:汤姆,你为什么每天上学都迟到?汤姆:每次我路过拐角时,一个路标上就写着:"学校—慢行。"     

打对方付费电话

Operator:This is the Roval Hotel op-erator.Can I help you?接线员:我是皇家饭店的接线员,能为您效劳吗?Tom:Hello.I would like to make a collectcall,please.汤姆:你好。我想打一个对方付费的电话。Operator:What is your Name,and where are     

I Forgot to Shake the Bottle

Mother： Sonny, why are you jumping up and down？ Tom： I＇ve just taken some medicine and forgot to shake the bottle before I took it..     

President Discusses Asia Trip in Radio Address美国总统布什就亚洲三国之行发表广播讲话

Good morning. Today I‘m flying west, across the Pacific, to visit Japan, South Korea and China. The people of Tokyo, Seoul, and Bcijing touched all our hearts in the days after September 11, with moving displays of sympathy and support in the wake of the terrorist attacks. Today, all three nations are supporting our fight against terrorism.     

Intelligence Test

1.There are three men walking in the street withonly one umbrella,but their clothes are not wet.Why?2.One day when Tom and Sony were walking inthe street,Sony found a pair of shoes and a pieceof bone(骨头)lying on the ground. Quickly Sonywent to pick the bone.Why?     

All典型错误例析

1.汤姆的父母都是医生。 错:Tom’s parents　are　all　doctors. 正:Tom’s parents are　both　doctors. 析:all修饰三者或三者以上的人或事物。both修饰两者的人或事物。     

Humour

D ating for M otherW hen the young w aitress in the caféin Tom s building started w av-ing hello every day,Tom was flattered,for she was at least15yearsyounger than he.O ne day she waved and beckoned to Tom again.W henTom strolled over,she asked,“A re you single?”“W hy,yes,”Tom replied,sm iling at her broadly.“So is m y m om,”she said,“W ould you like to m eether?”约会在汤姆工作的大楼里有一个咖啡屋,那儿总有一位小姐每天都和他打招呼。汤姆有些受宠若惊,因为这位小姐看上去至少比他年轻15…