笑话五则

Womam:How much do you charge for taking children's photographs?Photographer:Ten dollars a dozen.Womam:I' ll have to come back later. So far,I only have ten.Which One?Mother: Be sure to wash your arms before you put on a clean shirt. John: Shall I wash them for long or short sleeves (袖子)?This Match Won't Light Man:This match won't light. Woman: What's the matter with it?     

《新标准英语》Book 5 Module 10 Unit 1

[ Teaching procedures ] Step 1. Warming-up 1. Greetings. 2. Listen and do the actions：wash your hands, brush yourteeth, do exercises, have break-fast,jump,say hello to the tea -chers, say hello to your friends.     

＂愚蠢＂法规

Do you know all the laws in your country？ What about America？ America has some incredible laws. Do you know that in the state of Alabama it＇ s illegal for donkeys to sleep in bathtubs？ Yes, that＇s it. You are prohibited from taking your pet donkey and placing him in the bath in order to wash him. This is the start of a new mini-series on some of America＇s dumbest laws. Here are some from Alabama, Alaska and Arizona （US English spelling）     

小水滴亮鼠鼠

Little sunny water sleeping in a corner.Wake up,wake up,wash your face and make a bumble shake.Oh,shake it to the right and shake it to the left.     

新目标英语八年级(下)单元测试题(Units 7～8)

Unit7Ⅰ.词汇A)根据首字母或汉语提示,写出空白处所缺的单词。1.You must r the book to the library on time.2.Do you a him to use your bike?3.P you put it in the basket.4.Would you please not d litter?5.Please wash your d after meals.6.You must be(有礼貌的)to the old man.7.We know that China is an(亚洲的)country.8.ItMs better to keep your voice down in(公众)places.9.Would you(介意)opening the window?10.You must wait in(队)when you go shopping.B)用括号内所给单词的适当形式填空。1.After she heard …     

四种让学生减压的方法

Here are four methods students can use to release the tension in their body.They are:以下是四种可以让学生减轻身体压力的方法:1. Put one hand on your tummy and the other on your chest. Pretend that your tummy is a balloon and try to make it bigger as you breathe in. Flatten your tummy to squeeze out all the air as you breathe out.     

肌肤健康三大忌

Is your skin as soft and healthy as you'd like? You may be sabotaging(伤害,损害) it without even knowing! Here, how to avoid three common habits that can wreak havoc (大破坏,浩劫)on your skin.     

双语木屋

1. Could you tell me the way to the market? 2. Could you tell me the way to the shoe shop? 3. Can you tell me how to get to the book shop? 4. Is the bank on the second left? 5. Is the park on your right or on your left? The answers: 1. Yes. Go straight ah…     

阅读理解精练

A Makeup is a wonder,but sometimes you get tired of all the applying makeup routine. Improving natural beauty can really save you some money on expensive makeup products. So if you wondered how to look beautiful     

Lerrn to Change

If your life feels like it is lacking the power that you want and the motivation that you need, sometimes all you have to do is shift your point of view. By training your thoughts to concentrate on the bright side of things, you are more likely to have the incentive to follow through on your goals. You are less likely to be held back by negative ideas that might limit your performance.     

短文三则(英文)

A These days many people start their day by going into the bathroom to wash. They turn on a faucet and hot water runs into the sink. They pick up a bar of soap and wash their hands and face. They take a towel to dry themselves. Then they put toothpaste on their toothbrush in order to brush their teeth.     

羞答答的玫瑰,羞答答的你!

Get a mate to read you the following story. Choose the answers that first come into your mind. Then read on to discover how to boost your confidence. Find out what triggers your confidence crises, then work on that bit of your life. Simple!     

Washing and Eating讲卫生和进餐

1．Use soap to wash your hands．用香皂洗手。 2．Dry your hands with your towel．用毛巾把手擦干。 3.Please go to the toilet/bathroom,boys go first。男孩先去洗手间。 4．Turn the tap off,when you have down．洗完手后,把水龙头关上。 5．Show me your hands．are they clean/dirty？让我看看你的手干净了吗？／脏吗？     

成功妈妈的时尚经

Brand Story 品牌故事 Creator of Sonia Kashuk,beauty makeup artist and determined entrepreneur,Sonia Kashuk is a unique talent with a can-do spirit,unafraid to blaze her own trail. Sonia was bom in Minneapolis and in the eady 1980's,she relocated to New York City with her makeup case in hand,and quickly attracted the attention of esteemed photographer Arthur Elgort.Their collaboration soon led to editorial work for Elle,Harper's Bazaar and Vogue.Session work exposed her to supermodels such as Christy Tudington and Paulina Porizkova,who still remain her close friends;and celebrities such as Sharon Stone,Kim Basinger,and Debra Winger,who all rely on Sonia for their close-ups (特写)and industry events.In 1997,she collaborated with Cindy Crawford on the publication of Basic Face,an instructional beauty workbook.Close friends and former roommates,Sonia and Cindy had long discussed working together,and this project was the perfect opportunity for each to draw on their unique beauty backgrounds while surpassing the traditional roles of makeup artist and client.     

Which One?

Mother:Wash your arms before you put on a clean shirt. John:Shall I wash my arms for long sleeves or short sleeves?     

The Destruction of Sodom

The Lord appeared to Abraham by the terebinths1of Mamre.AsAbraham was sitting at the opening of his tent in the heat of the day,he looked up and saw three men standing in front ofhim.He ran from the opening of his tent to meet themand bowed low to the ground.“Sirs,”he said,“ifI have deserved your favour,do not pass by myhumble2self without a visit.Let me send for somewater so that you may wash your feet and rest undera tree;and let me fetch3a little food so that you mayrefresh4yourselves.…     

你来我往

来稿选登Hang Zhou Like a box of cookies,Hangzhou makes you slow down in your stride,to smell the flowers, and taste the cookie. This is a magical place,where the sapphire waters of West Lake gently wash ashore,at the foot of indigo colored mountains,ethereal and     

祝福

穿过茫茫人海,行遍万水千山,且让心灵得到休息,洗涤你满身的疲惫。愿我的每一个祝福每一份喜悦都是跳动的音符,为你谱写出清新的乐曲。祝福你,永远……永远……Having gone through the vast of people and crossed thousand riversand mountains,you need to relax your mind and wash off all your tiredness.May every wish of mind compose for you a fresh musical note!Warmblessing to you,to you always.祝福…     

A Moment at the Airport

Dialogue 1A:Is this where I have to check in for the B.O.A.C. flight to Delhi?B:Yes, that's right. May I have your tickets?And your bags. Put them on the scales. And your health certificates, please.A:Here they are.B:Are you keeping that small bag as hand-luggage,sir?     

Visiting a Doctor(XVⅢ) In the Radiology Department

Dialogue A(A=radiologist;B=patient)A:Please come in, Mr. Smith. Please take your clothes off above thewaist. Then come over here and hold on to this, with your frontflatagainst the plate.B:Shah I take off everything ?A:Just above the waist but you can keep your vest on, or you can strip off