考考你的推理能力

请阅读下面的短文,然后做后面的题目。Four friends live in a small town. Their names are John ,Miller ,Smith and Carte. They all have different jobs. One is a policeman, one is a cook, one is a farmer,and one is a doctor.     

Telepathy： Mind to Mind Contact

Four friends live in a small town. Their names are John; Miller, Smith and Carte. They all have different jobs. One is a policeman, one is a cook, one is a fainter, and one is a doctor.     

考考你的推理能力

请阅读下面的短文,然后做后面的题目。Four friends live in a small town.Their names are John,Miller,Smith and Carte.They all have different jobs.One is a policeman,one is acook,one is a farmer,and one is a doc-     

减肥(英文)

1.One day a very fat man went to see a doctor and asked the doctor to help him to lose weight.The doctor looked him over and said,"Oh,you will die in forty days."2.The fat man was very sad.After he re-turned home,he lay in bed all day long.He didn’t do anything and waited for hisdeath.With each passing day,he ate lessand less and was becoming thinner andthinner.3.Forty days passed,but he did not die.Hewaited for another day.Then he went tothe doctor and asked him,“Forty dayshave passed,bu…     

Humorous Stories about Famous Men

Mr.Smith was governor of New York State.He was a famous man. He was horn very poor on the East Side of New York City.He had little education.He worked very hard and won great success.One day,as governor, he was visiting the state prison at Sing Sing.Sing Sing is one of the largest prisons in the United States. The head of the prison asked Mr. Smith to say     

Have a Good Rest

One day a very talkative woman came to see the doctor. She told the doctor about her family. She told the doctor about her job. And of course, she told the doctor how very ill she was. The doctor listened to her patiently and then examined her carefully.“W ell,m adam,”atlastthe doctorsaid,“noth-ing serious.W hatyou need is only a good rest.”“W hy,doctor。”said the wom an,“I need som em edicine.Look atm y tongue...”“Oh,yes,”said the doctor,“and thatneeds a rest,too.”Have a Good …     

Say "No" to the Boss

The boss of a company, Edward Grump, was rude and a bully. No one liked him, especially his employees. When he gave an order, he expected it to be obeyed immediately. If anyone tried to argue with him, he fired him.One day,Smith,a clerk,was sitting at his…     

The ugly duckling and his friends

The ugly duckling is not happy because Mother Duck and the three small ducklings don＇t like him. He has no friends. He swims and swims in the pond. One day, he sees two beautiful big swans. They tell him he is a little swan and he can fly in the sky one day. The ugly duckling is very happy. He swims happily in the pond every day. And he plays with the three ducklings.     

完形填空专项训练

一"UNGRATEFUL GUEST" Among the soldiers of King Philip there was a poor man who had done brave deeds. He had (1) the king in more ways than one, and so the king put (2) trust in him. One day (3) was on board of a ship at sea (4) a great storm came up. The winds drove the ship upon the (5) , and it was hroken into pieces. The soldier would have died there, (6) it not been for the kind care of a farmer who lived close by. When the soldier was (7) enough to go home, he thanked the farmer for what he had done,and     

See a doctor

One day a student went to see a doctor.After examining him,the doctor said,＂There is nothing serious.An injection will do.＂     

Humour and Jokes

A Mrs Mouse was taking her babies for a walk one day where they met a large cat."Bow-wow! (学狗的叫声) " shouted Mrs mouse and the cat turned and ran away. "You see,children," said Mrs Mouse,"how important is it to speak another language !" B The champion athlete (运动员) in bed with cold was told that he had a high temperature. "How high is it,doctor?" he asked. "A hundred and four." "What is the world's record?"     

What Are You Crying for?

Mr Cook had a big shop in the centre of the city. Hewas 1____ at managing (管理) it. He made 2_____money and was one of the richest men there. Bad 3_____!One day a truck hit his car on a bridge and it fell into theriver. He lost his life in the accident. He left a lot of mon-ey to his 4____. The old woman lived in the beautifulhouse and had many valuable (值钱的) things. She 5______did any housework and 6____ an easy life.Several years later Mrs Cook died. And there was abig funeral(葬礼). All her relatives(亲戚) and 7____were told about it. They 8____ from far and near to the     

STORIES

A A poor farmer once had a friend who was famous for the wondertul apple trees which he grew.One day this friend gave the farmer a young tree and told him to take it home and plant it.The farmer was pleased with the gift,but when he got home he did not know where to plant it.He was afraid that if he planted the tree near the road,strangers would steal the fruit.     

Headwork

One day a man came to a hospital.“What is the matter with you ”asked the doctor.     

非常可乐

Counting The Pigs One day a farmer, who had twenty pigs, sent his son to count them and see if they were all there. After a while, the boy came back slowly. "Well,"said his father,"are they all right?"     

朋友的箱子

1.One day,Mr Smith got on the train,sat down on one seat and then put his caseon another seat.2.An old man came up,“Sir,is thisyour case?”he asked.     

I Don t Get Off Here

The weather was bad that day.It was___heavily and it was dangerous to go on theicy(冰的)roads.Mr Smith was ___.Fewpeople would go out in such a cold day and therewas only one passenger(乘客)in his bus.Driv-     

Jokes,Cartoon and Wisdom Words

<正> JokeA family went to a hospital, where one of theirrelatives would be having a brain transplant. One of therelatives asked,"What will the cost of a new brain be?"The doctor replied,"A female brain costs $25,000 anda male brain costs $50,000".The men smirked, but oneof the females asked, "Why is that, doctor?""Well," thedoctor replied, "the female brain is less because it hasbeen used."     

20只猫与一个猫碗(英文)

A man was looking for things of the old times. One day he came to a village and found a blue bowl. It looked veryold. The bowl was on the ground and a cat was drinking milk from it. A farmer, the owner of the cat , was lying besidethe bowl. The man did not want the farmer to know that he was interested in bowl. So he said to him softly, “What anice cat you have? Will you sell it to me?”“How much will you give me for the cat?”the farmer opened his eyes and asked.“Twenty dollars. Would t…