Jokes and Humor

IsInkSoExpensive芽Son押Isinksoveryexpensive熏father芽Father押Why熏son熏whatmakesyouthinkso芽Son押W...well.MotherseemsquitedisturbedbecauseIspilledsomeonthecarpet.墨水很贵吗?儿子:爸爸,墨水很贵吗?父亲:唔,儿子,你为什么这么想?儿子:哦,我把墨水洒了一点在地毯上,妈妈好象很不安。PrizeLittleAlbertcamehomefromschoolwithanewbookunderhisarm.“It’saprize熏mother熏”heexplained.“Aprize芽Whatfor熏dear芽”“Fornaturalhistory.Teacheraskedmehowmanylegsanostrichhas熏andIsaidthree.”“Butanostrichhasonlyt…     

看笑话,学英语

Like Father,L ike Son“W hen A braham Lincoln was your age,the father told his son,“he used to”walk ten m iles every day to get to school.”“R eally?”the son said.“W ell,when he was your age,he was president.”有其父必有其子一位父亲告诉他儿子,“亚伯拉罕·林肯跟你一样大时,他每天走10英里路去上学。”“是吗?”儿子回答道。“嗯,他跟你一样大时,已经当总统了。”Even W orse“H ow is business?”asked Leo,as he walked into his friend’sdress shop.“Terrible,com plained Tom.“Business is awful.Ye…     

Father and Son——The Car Has Gone Wrong

①Father call not get the car started汽车怎么也发动不起来。④Father 1eans on the wheel,think— ing hard.Just at the moment,Son jumps out ofthe Car.爸爸靠在方向盘上冥思苦想儿子却“呼”地一声跳下车。②Father gets out O:tme carto ex— amine the motor but can’t find any problem. 爸爸下车来检查发动机.找不出什么问题。⑤After a while,Son brings out his little bike and rides fast forward.过了一会儿,儿子从家里拿出自己的滑轮车,飞快地向前驶去。③Father kneels down on the ground to examine the bottom o…     

给我一块钱

儿子:爸爸,给我一角钱。父亲:儿子,你已经长大了,不该再老是一角一角地要钱了,不是吗?儿子:爸爸,我想你是对的,那给我一块钱行吗?Son:Dad,giveme a dime.Father:Son,don'tyouthinkyou'regettintgoobigtobealwaysbeggingfordimes?Son: I guessyou'rerigh,tDad.Giveme a dolla,rwillyou?给我一块钱@小非     

给我一块钱 Give me a Dollar

儿子：爸爸给我一角钱。父亲：儿子你不认为你已经长大了,不该再老Son:Dad,give me a dime. Father:Son,don't you think you're getting too big to be foreverbegging for dimes? Son::I guess you're right,Dad,Give me a dollar,will you?     

Jokes and Humor

学法语儿子:爸爸,法语难学吗?父亲:我的孩子,开头是难,可往后就变得容易了。儿子:太好了!那我就学后半部分。1.T o L earn FrenchSon:D ad,is French difficult to learn?Father:M y boy,at the beginning it is,butafter that it becom es easy.Son:That’s great。I’ll learn the latter half.父与子父亲:汤姆,你要知道,当林肯在你这年龄时,他是一个很好的学生。事实上,他是班里最好的学生。汤姆:是的,爸爸,我知道。可当他在你这个年龄时,他已是美国总统了。2.T he Father and H is SonFather:Y ou know,Tom,when Lincoln wasyour age,he was a very goodpupil.In fact,he was the best pupilin his class.Tom:Y es,Father.I know that.But when hewas your age,he was President ...     

学英语

Son:Dad，15 English diffieult to lrn? Father:My boy，a*the 15，but after that it beeomes beginning easy. Son:That’5 great!I 11 leanl the latterh挂lf.儿子:爸爸，英语难学吗?父亲:孩子，开始难，以后就容易了。儿子:好极了!我就学后半部分。(夏克)学英语@夏克~     

开心果

——I wish I'd lived a thousand years ago!——我真希望生活在一千年以前。——W hy?为什么?———Because I wouldn't have had so m uch history to learn!—那样我就没有那么多的历史可学了。——Son:D addy,I w ant to watch TV.D ad:N o electricity tonight.Son:Then let's watch TV with a candle on.儿子:爸爸,我想看电视。爸爸:今晚停电。儿子:那咱们点上蜡烛看电视吧。Father:Y ou know,Tom,when Lincoln was your age,he was a very goodpupil,In fact,he was the best pupil in his class.父亲:汤姆,你要知道,林肯…     

Father and Son—An Unsuccessful Challenge

1 .Father finds Son lighting the Pipebehind the sofa.2.Son intentionally stands besidethe sofa withthePipeinhismouth50 that Father ean see him.爸爸发现儿子在沙发后面点 儿子故意口衔烟斗站在沙发旁边,.好让爸爸看到。3 .Son stands in front of Fatherbut father eove玲his公‘e with thenewspaper. 儿子站到老爸面前,老爸却用报纸把脸遮住。4.Son moves to the left and Fa-ther still Pretends not to seeh加.6 .Finally,Son has to return thePIPe to Father and leave. 儿子又移到老爸左边,老爸还是装作没看见。儿…     

The Ball Fans——The Father and the Son

A maths teacher said to a student's father, "Look! How does your son study the maths﹖ Ninety minus forty-five is the second half.”“O h,I m ustteach him when I go back hom e.A ctually he didn t consider the play-off(加时赛).”The Ball Fans——The Father and the Son!河北@严双红…     

Jokes

1.Father and son Father:You know,Mike,when Lincoln was your age,he was a very good pupil.In fact,he was the best pupil in his class.Mike:Yes,Father.I know that.But when he was your age,he was President of the United States.2.How do you find it?Teacher:Mike,you copied from John’s paper in today’s exam,didn’t you?     

Jokes and Humor

学法语儿子:爸爸,法语难学吗?父亲:我的孩子,开头是难,可往后就变得容易了。儿子:太好了!那我就学后半部分。1.T o L earn FrenchSon:D ad,is French difficult to learn?Father:M y boy,at the beginning it is,butafter that it becom es easy.Son:That’s great。I’ll learn the latter half.父与子父亲:汤姆,你要知道,当林肯在你这年龄时,他是一个很好的学生。事实上,他是班里最好的学生。汤姆:是的,爸爸,我知道。可当他在你这个年龄时,他已是美国总统了。2.T he Father and H is SonFather:Y ou know,Tom,when Lincoln wasyou…     

开心一刻(英文)

TIGERA father and his small son werestanding in front of the tiger’s cage at thezoo.Father was explaining how ferocious(凶猛的)and strong tigers are,and junior(年少者,晚辈,这里指儿子)was taking it allin with a serious expression.“Dad,”the boy said finally,“if the tigergot out of his cage and ate you up…”“Yes,son?”the father said expectantly(期待地).“What bus should I take home?”theboy finished.     

Father and Son——An Interesting Christmas Book

①Dinneris ready,butwhereisSon?晚饭做好了,可儿子哪儿去了?~Father seeshim readingaChrist- mas book interestedly.儿子正趴在地上津津有味地读着一本圣诞书哩。③“What are youdoing here?It’s time for dinner.Hurry up!”Fa- ther shouts.”还不快去吃饭,在这儿磨蹭什么7”父亲吼道。④Son comestothetable and sits theretoWaitforfather.儿子来到饭桌旁.和妈妈一起等着老爸。⑤Mother becomes angry and says, ‘‘Go and see what the hell Father is doing!”妈妈生气地对儿子说:”去看看爸爸在干啥!”⑥Why,Father is …     

Father and Son——Limitations of the Picture

l.Son waves his3TITls,ready to beat 2.“Oh,it’s bad.Father will surely 3,“Ah,yes!”Son finally thinks the ball。But unexPectedlythe mlror beatme up.u七队 what shalll do?” our a以cd idea。 is broken. 几介振僻挥。袱斋忐球。没“糟了、考爹;叫朱准得桧我-“啊,句了!”几子终-l‘偶出 叔到却把吓后的镜于打破了。顿。唉,怎么办呢?”一个好上意。4. He draws a Father in the mirror 5。 Father hots his tie In front of 6‘’why,how come my lie is d沫…     

Humours

(一) Son:Dad,man can get onto the moon now.How beautiful! Father:It’S nothing.We can even get onto the sun before long. Son:The sun will roast(烤)us to death(死). Father:What a fool(笨蛋)!Can’t we go there at night?     

It’s Always Me

A father said to his sons,“Tom orrow your m other is going to bake a pie.W ho is going to eatit?” The oldestson replied,“Father,Ill eatit all。”The father then said,“Tom orrow Im going to butcher a pig.W ho isgoing to eatit?”The sam e son answered,“Father,Illeatit all。” The father added,“Tom orrow we are going to plough the field.W hois going to plough?” The oldestson answered again, “Its always m e. N ow its som eoneelse s turn to volunteer。”It’s Always Me!河北@侯世敏…     

笑话与谜语

Hen’s Legs Son:“Why are hen's legs so short?”Dad:“You're a fool. If the hen's legs were too long, wouldn't they drop their eggs into pieces when laying?”母鸡的腿儿子:“为什么母鸡的腿那么短?”爸爸:“你真笨。母鸡的腿要是太长,它们下蛋时,鸡蛋不是都摔碎了吗?”     

童心

Son:Papa,hasMr.Smith’seyesgotfeet?Dad:Whydoyouasksuchasillyquestion?Son:BecauseIheardmothersaythatatapartytheotherevening,Mr.Smith’seyesfollowedherallaroundtheroom.儿子:爸爸,史密斯先生的眼睛长了脚吗?爸爸:你为什么问这样傻的问题?儿子:因为我听妈妈说,在那一天的晚会上,史密斯先生的眼睛满屋子跟着她转。童心@支振彪     

开心笑吧

一天放了学,Tom和爸爸在聊天。Father:Who is the laziest in your class?汤姆,你们班里谁最懒?Tom:I don’t know,daddy.我不知道,爸爸。Father:You should know.Who doesn’t read or write,but just look here and there in class?你应该知道。谁在班里不读不写,只是到处看?Tom:The teacher.老师。AnswerCustom:Waiter,can you explain why the fly is in my soup?Waiter:It’s swimming,sir.答案顾客:服务员,你能解释一下我汤里的苍蝇是怎么回事吗?服务员:他在游泳,先生。Riddles猜谜语1.I can see it,but you can’t.What is i…