Some Humor Between Teachers and Students

1TEA C H E R:A lfred,how can one person m akeso m any stupid m istakes in oneday?A LFR ED:I get up early.2TEA C H E R:Tom m y,w hy do you always get sodirty?TO M M Y:W ell,I’m a lot closer to the groundthan you are.3H A R O LD:Teacher,would you punish m e forsom ething I didn’t do?TEA C H E R:O f course not.H A R O LD:G ood,because I didn’t do m yhom ework.4TEA C H E R:I hope I didn’t see you looking atD on’s paper.JO H N:I hope you didn’t either.5G A R Y:I do…     

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(满分:120分)A.听对话,选出与图画内容相符的选项。(共5小题,每小题1分)B.听句子,选择正确的答语。(共5小题,每小题1分)6.A.H e is short.B.H e is very tall.C.She doesn’t feel well.D.She is very young.7.A.No,you aren’t.B.Yes,you are.C.That’s all right.D.N o,you don’t.8.A.No,I don’t want.B.Yes,please.C.Yes,give m e.D.Yes,I want.9.A.You’re welcom e.B.Please don’t.C.There is no trouble.D.No,thanks.10.A.W ho are you?B.A re you Tom?C.Please tell m e who you are.D.W ho’s that?C.听对话,…     

Go for it Unit 10~12检测题

A卷I.单项选择()1.—_______did you goon vacation?—IwenttoNew York.A.W hen B.W here C.W hat D.W ho()2.Did you go_______beach?A.to B.the C.tothe D.toa()3.—_______wasyourvacation?—Itwasprettygood.A.W hat B.H ow C.W here D.W hen()4.Thebeach was_________,butthefood was________.A.fantastic,prettygood B.awful,badC.beautiful,awful D.beautiful,delicious()5.Did you________yourgrandparentslastSunday?A.visit B.visited C.visits D.visiting()6.W hatdoyou think_______soap opera?A.like B.for C…     

谈论电视节目

Conversational Background会话背景W ho:H elen Zhang Peng人物:海伦张鹏W here:At Zhang’s hom e地点:张鹏家W hen:O n M onday evening时间:周一晚上W hat:Talking aboutTV program s on the weekend话题:谈上周末的电视节目Situational Dialogue会话实录Helen:D id you watch the gam e yesterday?海伦:昨天的球赛你看了吗?Zhang:N o,I was working hard.张:没有,我在工作。Helen:Too bad.You m issed a good one.海伦:太遗憾了。你错过了一场精彩的球赛。Zhang:W ho won?张:谁赢了?Helen:M ichigan won.海伦:密歇根队赢了…     

新目标英语八年级(上)Unit 2重难点解析

1.【原句】What’s the matter?【讲解】What’s the matter?常用来询问某人患了何种疾病或遇到了何种麻烦。当你看到别人气色不好或面带憔悴时,可以用该句型来询问对方,意为“哪儿不舒服?”、“出什么事了?”。【真题】从方框内7个选项中选择5个恰当的句子完成此对话。(2006重庆市)A:Jim,you said you would not stay out lateafter school,didn’t you?B:Yes,mom,I did.A:But it’s10o’clock now.1B:Sorry.I’ve been to the hospital.A:What?2B:No.I sent Jack to the hospital.A:Oh,really?3B:He had a terrible headache on the wayhome.A:Is he better now?B:4A:Good for you,my dear!I’m very glad youcan help others.B:5【点拨】答案为:C—F—E—D—B。做此类题时,关键在于联系上下文。由I’v...     

寻找语言的生命力

近日,我参加了无锡市举办的“创新课”评比活动。教学内容为《牛津小学英语》6A Unit7AtChristm as的第二课时。重点是“W ho is it/are theyfrom?It’s/They’re from…Open it/m ine for m e,please.Can you open m ine?You’re welcom e.”等日常交际用语。案例一:上课伊始,教师与学生进行口语交流,然后直接切入圣诞节的话题,对有关圣诞节的一些内容进行交流讨论。T:W hen’s Christm as Day?S:It’s on the25th ofDecem ber.T:W hatdo you usually do on Christm as Day?S:Iusually…T:Christm as Day is the m ostim portan…     

What Is Your Name?

"Who's calling?"was the answer to the telephone.“Watt.” “What is your name,please?” “Watt’s m y nam e.” “That’s w hat I asked you.W hat’s your nam e?” A long pause, and then, from W att, “Is this Jam es B row n?” “N o,this is K nott.” “Please tell m e your nam e.” “W ill K nott.” Then they both hung up and got puzzled.N otes: 1.W ho’s calling?你 是谁?(打电 话用 语) 2.W att’s m y nam e.我叫 瓦特。 对方 理解 为:W hat’s m y nam e? 3.a long pause 停了很 长时 间 4.N o,…     

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(满分:120分)Ⅰ.听力(20分)A.听对话,选出与图画内容相符的选项。(共5小题,每小题1分)B.听句子,选择正确的答语。(共5小题,每小题1分)6.A.H old on,please.B.Good m orning.C.No,thank you.I’m full.D.Good.7.A.It’s Sunday.B.It’s April22.C.That’s a good idea.D.It’s12o’clock.8.A.Let m e give it to you.B.Yes.H ere you are.C.Yes,you m ust.D.No,you needn’t.9.A.W hy not go?B.No,I’m not glad.C.Sorry,I’m afraid not.D.No,I don’t.10.A.Thank you all the sam e.B.See you later.C.It’s very kind …     

堆雪人

下雪啦!寒假的早晨,D udu兴奋地跑到窗前。好大的雪啊!我想出去和小朋友堆雪人。可是妈妈会同意吗?D udu:M ay Igo outto play?妈妈:()A.C ertainly.B.Y ou go.C.Y ou don’tm ay.太好了,妈妈同意了。D udu出去发现已经有小朋友在堆雪人了,他加入了他们,还认识了一个新伙伴。D udu想知道他叫什么名字:()A.W hatare you?B.W ho are you?C.W hatisyournam e?他的新伙伴回答说:()A.Jack.B.Inam e isJack.C.ThisisJack.D udu还想知道Jack是从哪个国家来的,他说:()A.W here are you from?B.W hich country are you?C.W hich are yo…     

2005 年中考英语综合训练

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看图对话(Units4-6)(英文)

根据图画完成下列对话,每空填一词。1.A :W ho is taller,Li M ing orLuo Lin?B : is taller.A :W ho is ofall?B :Lin Lei.2.A :W hich do you like best?B :I like m y catbest.A :M ustyou herevery day?B :Y es,I feed her three tim esa day.3.A :W hich subjectdoes he like, English, m aths orChinese?B :English.It is the im -portantofallfor him .4.A :H ello,can I to W angH ua?B :Im afraid he isn t .H ewent to the zoo this m orn-ing.5.A :W here do you like living,in the city or in thecountry?B :I…     

Asking the Way

A:Excuse me,could you tell me the way to the Food Street?B:Certainly.But will you go there by bus or on foot?A:I’m not sure.Is it very far from here?B:No,not very.If you would like to go on foot,I can walk with you for a while.A:That’s very kind of you.     

英语(一)

A卷 第一部分 听力测试 一.情景反应根据你所昕到的交际用语或问题,选择正确的答旬。每题念三遍。(5分) ()l-A.I’ll be a student. B.I’m a student. C.I’m doing my lessons. ()2.A.I’m sorry to hear that.B.That’s all right. C.She must be more careful. ()3.A.No,I don’t. B.Yes,you arewelcome. C.Sure.1 would love to come. ()4.A.It’S interesting. B.Thank you. C.I don’t think you are right. ()5.A.It will be warmer. B.I like a sunny day. C.It’S summer,isn’t it? 二、对话理解本题有十段对话。…     

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I.单项填空1.——Ⅵ‘here is Kitty? I can’t“nd her an)rwhere. 一She’s . A.in a doctors’ B.at her d()ctor’s C.in the doctors’ D.at doctor’s2.一I’m sony t0 haveA.】’m sorrv.tooC.Never mindkept you waiting so 10ngB.Y0u are rightD.That will doyour timely help and I’m not just A.Y0u’re weJcome B.Thank C.1)on’t say s0 D.You’d4. 一So it’s nothing se订ous, D0ctor? —— ～一.T11e child wiJl he all right A.5.Mr A.Yes B.No.Green suggestedit is C.N0￡hat the letterVOUhetter not…     

（人教版）八年级（上）英语1-3单元自测试题

I.单项选择(每空1分,共20分)()1.-does she exercise?-Every day.A.W here B.H ow often C.W hy()2.Eating vegetables every day good for your health.A.is B.are C.am()3.H e,because he wasn’t feeling well.The doctor gave him som e pills.A.went to the doctor B.eat som ething C.stayed at hom e()4.I feel.Do you have anything to drink?A.hungry B.tired C.thirsty()5.She has a.She can’t speak loudly.A.headache B.stom achache C.sore throat()6.-W hy do you drink a cup of m ilk every night?-Because m …     

初一英语(Units1～8)复习专练

一、文际关语告项训栋()1.初次认识某人,你对他说的问候语是_ A.How are you?B.How do youdo?C.What’8 your~e?D.G以对m~ing()2.当你受到别人的夸奖(如:Yonr Picture 15 very good.)时,你要说_ A .That’5 right.B.No,it isn’t.C.Thank you.D.1 think 50.()3.假如你的英语老师叫Jeff Green,你对他的称呼正确的一项为_ A,Teacher Jeff. B.Teacher Green.C.Mr Jeff. D.Mr Green.()4.当你要向某人询问间题时,你要说_ A .Exeuoe me.B.I’m son了. C .Can you answer my question?D.Who are you?()5.和西方国家的人们交往,特别…     

Jokes and Humour

Goldfish Stan:I won 92 goldfish.F red:Where are you going to keepthem?Stan:In the bathroom.F red:B ut what w ill you do whenyou want to take a bath?Stan:Blindfold them。金鱼斯丹:我赢了92条金鱼。弗雷德:你想在哪儿养它们?斯丹:浴室。弗雷德:但是你想洗澡时怎么办?斯丹:蒙住它们的眼睛!I N eed Y our FootballG eorge knocked at the door of his friend’shouse.W hen his friend’s m other answ ered,he asked,“C an A lbertcom e out to play?”“N o,”said the m other,“it’s too cold.”“W ell,then,”sa…     

《牛津小学英语》四年级(下) Unit 3单元测试(英文)

听力部分一、L isten and judge.(听录音判断图意是否与所听内容相符)(1×8=8分)二、L isten and choose.(听录音,选择你所听到的单词或句子抄写在四线格中)(1×8=8分)()1.A.doctor B.sister C.teacher()2.A.W ho’s B.W hat’sC.W here’s()3.A.Com e down B.Com e inC.Com e here()4.A.eye B.ear C.nose()5.A.m outh B.head C.hair()6.A.job B.judge C.jobs()7.A.Isn’tit B.Itis C.Is it()8.A.H ow old B.H ow m anyC.H ow m uch三、L isten and choose.(根据所听问题选择适的答案)(2×5=10分)()1.A.I’m a teacher.B.…