幽默二则(英文)

Shut Your Mouth A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The follow ing exchange takes place....The man says,“Whats the problem ,officer?” Officer:Im going to give you a citation for notwearing your seatbelt. Man:Oh,I just took it off …     

初中英语阅读专项训练

The Lost Ring One day a man went home to his wife and said,"I have bought something for you.""Oh,thank you"said his wife."What have you bought?""I've bought a gold ring.Here it is."He held it out for his wife to see.Then he     

鼠标

Mr．Liu:Hi,Mike!Where are you going? Mike:I’m going to buy a mouse． Mr．Liu:Oh,no!There are many mice in my home．I can catch one for you．     

交际“聊天室”(英文)

【集中地】 Ⅰ.Talk about future intentions 1.—What are you going to be when you grow up? —I’m going to be a basketball player. 2.—H ow are you going to do that? —I’m going to practice basketball every day. 3.—W here is Cheng H an going to m ove? —H e’s going to move to New York. Ⅱ.Ask for perm ission 1.—Could I please use your com puter? —Sorry.I’m going to work on it now. 2.—Could I please go to the movies? —Yes,you can. 3.—Could you take out the trash? —Yes,sure. Ⅲ.D…     

Turn the sheet over

wife:Dear,look at our sheet! It's too dirty. Would you like to wash it now? Husband:I don't think it's necessary. We can turn the sheet over. Is that all right? Wife:How lazy you are! I tell you the truth,I turned it over last week.妻子:亲爱的,看看咱们的床单,太脏了。你现在去洗洗床单,好吗?丈夫:我认为没必要。我们可以把床单翻过来,你说呢?     

“This I Believe”

When I was small and dreaming of going to Africa because I was in love with Tarzan(泰山—美国影片人猿泰山的主人公),I was jealous of Tarzan’s Jane.I thought she was a wimp and I’d have made a much better mate for Tarzan myself.I wanted to go to Africa and live with animals and write books about them.My mother used to say to me"Jane,if you really want something,and if you really work hard,if you take advantage of the opportunities and if you never give up:you’11 find a way."     

Happy Children''''s Day

Children’s Day is June 1st. The day is for every child, it is the happiest day for the children _________________________ (世界各地).They can _____(跳舞), _____(唱歌), __________ (玩游戏) and go to the_____(动物园). Dear friends, what are you going to do and where are you going? 小飞象: Hello! What are you doing? : We’re rehearsing a play(排练话剧) for Children’sDay. : Yes. It’s very interesting. Do you have any plans? 小飞象: Oh! I’m practicing a song for that day. Happy Party 儿童…     

Read for Fun

A Wife:“I look fat.Can you give me a compliment(称赞)?” Husband:"You have perfect eyesight(视力,眼力).” B An elderly couple is in church.The wife leans over (弯下身) and whispers (低语) to her husband,"I just let out a long,silent fart (屁).What should I do?" The husband replies,"First off,replace the batteries in your hearing aid!"     

答案之页

Key 听力材料及答案I.1.——Is it going to rain? ——I don’t think so.(B)2.I like meat very much.(D)3.There is a boat in the river.(B)4 Uncle Tom is eighty years old.(C)5.This is her coat.Mine is over there.(A)Ⅱ.1.W:Jim,could you help me,please? M:Certainly.Lucy.What’s wrong? W:My bike is borken.(B) 2.w:Mike!Is your kite broken? M:Yes,it is. W:Let me have a look. M:Here you are. W:Oh.Don’t worry.I can mend it.(C) 3.W:Are Mr Green's trousers black or blue? M:They're brown.(B) 4.M:What team are you in,Li Ling?Are you in Team l? W:No.I’m in Team 2.     

Humour

Mother’s Birthday Present妈妈的生日礼物Kate:Mom,do you know what I’m going to give you for your birthday?Mom:No,honey,what?Kate:A nice teapot.Mom:But I’ve got a nice teapot.Kate:No,you haven’t.I’ve just dropped it.凯特院妈妈袁你知道我要送你一件什么     

英语交际聊天吧

A.T alking about future plans【集中地】1.—What are you doing for vacation?—I’m visiting m y grandm other.2.—W here is she going for vacation?—She is going to H ainan for vacation.3.—W hen are you going hom e?—I’m going hom e on M ay1st.4.—A re you going to have a trip nextSaturday?—Y es,I am.【加料区】用英语谈论将来的计划时,常用到be go-ing结构,其形式有:be going+副词(地点);begoing to+名词(地点);be going to+动词原形;be+动词的-ing形式(仅限com e,go,leave,start等表示位置移动的动词。它…     

英语广角

英语幽默谚语格言趣味英语完形填空IsItfarAli, who was working a long way from home, wanted to send a letter to his wife, but he could neither read nor write, and he had to work all day, so he could only look for somebody to write his letter late at night. At last he found the house of a letter-writer whose name was Nasreddin.Nasreddin was already in bed.“It is late,”he said. “What do you want?”“I want you to write a letter to my wife,”said Ali. Nasreddin was not pleased. He thought for …     

英语趣味阅读2篇(英文)

Ali, who was working a long way from home, wanted to send a letter to his wife, but he could neither read nor write, and he had to work all day, so he could only look for somebody to write his letter late at night. At last he found the house of a letter-writer whose name was Nasreddin. Nasreddin was already in bed. “It is late,” he said. “What do you want?” “I want you to write a letter to my wife,” said Ali. Nasreddin was not pleased. He thought for a few seconds and then said, “Has…     

The Biscuit Barrel:A New Product

<正> Nellie joins the team to work for the launch of a healthy biscuit range.WithKevin setting a good sales pitch,Nellie is going to work out the advertising plan. Malcolm: So, good morning, everyone. Can we settle down, getgoing?(After all quietend down.)Malcolm: Right, well, first of all I would like to introduce a newmember of our team who joined us yesterday. Nellie Hamilton.Nellie came highly recommended from our London office withthe specific brief to help us with the launch of the "CountryCrumbles" range. Nellie, this is Lee Chung, our Finance whizz-kid.Lee: Hello, Nellie. I'm Iooking forward to working with you.Malcolm: And this is Maria Esposito, our PR and Press Officer.Maria: Hi, Nellie. It's good to meet you. I've heard a lot about you!Nellie: Oh, nothing bad I hope.Maria: No, quite the reverse. I hear you did wonders with theimage of that old "Energy-Lite" range they still market down in     

就寝时间

Angela:Did you lock the door?Frank:All except the back door.I left that openfor Tim.He took the dog for a walk.Angela:Well,I’m going to bed.I’m bushed(累极了).Frank:Okay,I’m going to stay up a while.I’vegot to go over the household budget(算算收支).We’re a little overspent(超支)this month.Angela:Please tell Tim to close the door to thebasement(储藏室).I don’t want the dog downthere tonight.Frank:Okay.Good night.See you at breakfast.     

如何促进学生体验能力的提升——以《Happy New Year!》的教学为例

【教学过程】片断一Warming up(歌谣激趣,营造氛围)T:Let’s say a rhyme‘For you andme’,OK?Ss:OK!(师生随音乐拍手齐说)T:Children,I’m your new English teacher.Introduce yourself,And you’ll get some gifts.S:Hello,I’m…T:Nice to meet you.S:Nice to meet you,too.T:This is for you.(将礼物盒里精美的礼物送给他,引导他说‘Thank you’.)T:Oh,1 want to know her name.Who’s he she?Ss:He’s/She’s/This is…(与学生交流时送出礼品盒里漂亮的鲜花,引导学生反馈‘How nice!/It’s nice./Great!’)     

The Ghost in the Park——初中英语阅读课教学实录及反思

Showing some cartoons or somemusic.(事先把课本放在一学生桌子上)T:Oh,Where is my English book?(做搜寻状)S:Here it is.T:Thank you.I searched it care-fully,but I didn’t find out.Thank youvery much.Step One Lead-inT:Boys and girls,glad to see youhere.Today I’ll give you this lesson.And I think it is an unusual day for us.Ss:Unusual?T:It is an unusual day for us.AndHalloween is also an unusual day forpeople,especially children.Do youknow Halloween?(复习旧知,引出新知)Ss:Yes.It’s on Oc…     

手足之情

Ram received a car from his brother as birthday present. One day,when Ram came out of his office,he saw a poor dirty child walking around the 1)shiny car. "Is this your car?" he asked. Ram nodded,"My brother gave it to me on my birthday." The boy was surprised."You mean your brother gave it to you and asked for nothing? Boy,I wish..." Of course Ram knew what he was going to wish for.     

牙疼

Lee　has　a　toothache.　He’s　goingto　 the　 dentist.　 It’s　 two　 o’clockand　he’s　late.　Pat　offers　to　drivehim　to　the　dentist. Lee:　What　time　is　it? Pat:　It’s　two　o’clock. Lee:　Oh　no,　I’m　late! Pat:　Where　are　you　going? Lee:　To　the　dentist. Pat:　Can　I　drive　you　there? Lee:　Sure!　That　will　help. Pat:　Do　you　have　a　toothache? Lee:　Yes,　and　it’s　very　bad. Pat:　I’m　sorry　to　hear　that.　　　　　　　　李 牙疼,他 要 去看 牙医 …     

高二英语Units 6—10测试题

Ⅰ.语法复习 . 从 A 、B、C、D 中选出可以填入空白处的最佳答案。1.I think it’s going to be a big problem .I wonder we can do about it. A .if B.so C.what D .that 2.—I m issed the film last night. —Oh,what a pity.I wish you another chance. A .had had B.would have C.will have D.would have had 3. it rain tom orrow,the crops would be saved. A .W ill B.Can C.Could D .Should 4.—Is your friend com ing to the party tonight? — . A .I’m afraid she didn’t B.I’m afraid not C.I’m not afraid D .I’m afraid she doesn’t 5.—Are you still thinking about ...