英语笑话

Whose Dog Was the SmartestFour friends were arguing over whose dog was the smartest.The first manan engineer,called to his dog,"T Square,show your stuff".The dog trotted overto a desk,pulled out a paper and pencil,and drew a perfect triangle.     

英语笑话

Teacher: If you had five cents in one pocket and eighteen cents inthe other pocket, how much money would you have?Student: None. I'd have somebody else's trousers on.教师:假若在你的一只口袋里有5美分而在另一只口袋里有18美分,那么你一共有多少钱呢?学生:一美分也没有。我老是穿别人的裤子。Teacher: Can I have your homework?Student: I haven't got itTeacher: What do you mean? Why haven't you got it?Student: I made a paper plane out of it, and someone hijacked it!教师:我能看看你的家庭作业吗?学生:我没…     

英语笑话

Frank:D isgusting。T here's a bug on m y FrenchFries.W aiter:D on't w orry boy.T he Spider on yourH am burger w ill eat it up in no tim e.弗兰克:真恶心!我的薯条上有只小虫子。服务生:小家伙,别担心。你的汉堡上的蜘蛛会马上将它吃掉的。英语笑话~~     

英语笑话

极度忠诚的球迷有一个休斯敦火箭队的球迷坐在丰田中心球场里一个又远又偏的座位上。他通过望远镜找到了一个前排的空座位,心想"这真是太浪费     

英语笑话

一天，我在外公家，没人和我玩，我觉得很无聊，心想：如果有人能和我用英语交谈，那该多好啊！对了，何不让外公考考我英语？外公开始考我了。他说：“Idon'tknow.”我轻松自如地回答：“我不知道。”外婆听见了，连忙从厨房里走出来对外公说：“考淼淼简单一点儿！”我听后哈哈大笑，外公也笑得流出了眼泪。我忍住笑对外婆说：“‘Idon'tknow’的中文意思就是———‘我不知道’。”英语笑话$江苏徐州市解放路中心小学二年级一班@于永湛     

英语笑话

数到一百再说课堂上,老师对学生们说:"说话前要三思,起码数到50,重要的事情要数到一百。"第二天当他背靠着火炉站着的时候,学生突然开始数起数来。最后所有的学生一起喊:"……98,99,100!老师,您的大衣着火了!"     

英语笑话

<正>极度忠诚的球迷有一个休斯敦火箭队的球迷坐在丰田中心球场里一个又远又偏的座位上。他通过望远镜找到了一个前排的空座位,心想"这真是太浪费     

英语小笑话

正My Sister’s Fingers Teacher:Kevin,why are you late this time?Kevin:Please sir,Ibruised two fingers knocking in a nailat home.Teacher:Idon’t see any bandages.Kevin:Oh,they weren’t my fingers!Itold my little sister to hold the nail.我妹妹的手指头老师:凯温,这次你怎么又迟到了?凯温:对不起,老师,我在家钉钉子,砸坏了两个手指头。老师:怎么没有扎绷带呀?     

英语小笑话

A Girl’s Wish小女孩的愿望On the way home after watching a ballet performance,the kindergarten teacher asked her students what they thought of it.The smallest girl in the class said she wished the dancers were taller so that they would not have to stand on their toes all the time.在观看完芭蕾舞表演回家的路上,幼儿园老师问学生的观后感。班上最小的女孩     

英语小笑话

My Sister＇s Fingers
Teacher： Kevin, why are you late this time？ Kevin： Please sir, I bruised two fingers knocking in a nail at home Teacher： I don＇t see any bandages. Kevin： Oh, they weren＇t my fingers! I told my little sister to hold the na     

英语小笑话

I want a nightmare想做坏梦Before the final examination,Tom told his mother,"Mom,I had a dream last night that I’d passed today’s exam.""Don’t trust dreams,dear.It is said what you experience in dreams usually turns out to be the opposite."Mother replied."Then I do hope I’ll fail the other subjects in my dream tonight."Tom said.     

英语小笑话

小女孩的愿望在观看完芭蕾舞表演回家的路上,幼儿园老师问学生的观后感。班上最小的女孩说,她希望舞蹈演员可以长得更高一点儿,那么他们就不用整天踮着脚尖了。     

英语小笑话

正小女孩的愿望在观看完芭蕾舞表演回家的路上,幼儿园老师问学生的观后感。班上最小的女孩说,她希望舞蹈演员可以长得更高一点儿,那么他们就不用整天踮着脚尖了。A Girl’s Wish On the way home after watching a ballet performance,the kindergarten teacher asked her students what they thought of it.The smallest girl in the class said she     

英语笑话两则

A Dead 乙00 Ht、r {athe,t、,泳 Stl,le飞。 叭u3eum· 山(、、a气ur a、H飞s、or) ha八 。驴品哭 “Ha丫e yo‘, \l m尸”aske八h叮 ‘Ob.y外.”脚讯 m()th叮. Su抓e.‘.Dad八y 200· me钟 “八ea八 牛几 邵、、们诱 ‘扮、“筋、·戒‘叭’- 味琳、·’‘ (,A八‘必 送遇坡饰峨债里 必‘ 是我 尤子: 的珑 绩般普英语笑话两则@毛琳~~     

英语笑话开心读

同学们，你们喜欢学英语吗？喜欢读笑话吗？今天就让我们开开心心读笑话，学英语。赶快开始吧!     

英语笑话的语言分析

“笑话”,英语是joke一词。根据《牛津现代高级英汉双解词典》(Oxford AdvancedLearner's Dictionary of Current English with Chinese Translation)的解释是"something said ordone' to cause amusement, laughter, etc. "即引起乐趣、逗人发笑的话或事。对于逗人发笑的事,我们能直接看到,容易理解,引起共鸣。但对于英语中表达笑话的话(语言),我们往往会感到难     

英语笑话(英文)

English JokesNest and Hair My sister,a primary school teacher,was informed by oneof her pupils that a bird had built its nest in the tree outsidethe classroom     

英语笑话(英文)

邀娜卿卿鳅蜘 A man WaS standing at a Corner,With a hatin eaeh hand,waiting for handoute.A Passer一by StoPPed and droPPed a eoin in one hat,then asked,“what’5 the other hat for?” “Business has been 50 tremendous lately,”the man rePlied.“that 1 deeided to OPenab份nCh OffiCe.”NoteS:(l)handout n.施舍(2) tremendous呼极好的英语笑话(英文)…