英语小故事

有一只小猴子在井边玩,忽然,它惊奇地叫起来:“Oh my God!The moon has fallen into the well!”大猴子跑过来一看,也惊奇地叫着:“Goodness me!The moon is really in the water!”老猴子也跑过来看,并叫起来:     

幽默两则

I .Good News and Bad NewsA football fan asked God, "Is there a football field in Heaven?"God thought it over for a moment and said, "I'll tell you tomorrow."The next day God said to the football fan, "Half of the news is good while another half is bad."Football fan:Please tell me the good news at first.God:There is a first-class football field in Heaven.Football fan: What about the bad news?God:There will be a football match tomorrow morning. You are on court at first.     

Communicating with Westerners

The majority response from my students when asked "what do you want to learn from my class?" is "How do I communicate better with westerners?" My students also have other questions such as "How do I improve my oral English?" and "How is America different from China?" These questions can be answered in many different ways, but hopefully I will give you a couple of ideas to get you started.     

My Favorite Profession

If you are a junior or senior,you may be frequently asked,"What would you like to do in the future?"Whenever people ask me this question,my answer is always the same,"To be a teacher."     

伐木匠(英文)

One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe(斧头) fell into the river. When he began crying, God appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?" The woodcutter told Him that his axe has fallen into water. God went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe. "Is this your axe?" God asked. The woodcutter said,     

太阳和月亮

<正>[英语原文]Tom and his classmate,Jerry,are talking about the sun and the moon. Jerry asks,"Which of them is more useful?"Tom replied,"Of course,the moon. The moon is in the sky when it is dark,but the sun is in the sky in the daytime when nobody needs it."[汉语翻译]汤姆和他的同学杰瑞正在讨论太阳和     

《创世纪》遗失的一章(英文)

So God asked Adam,"What is wrong with you?"Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman.He said,"This person will gather food for you,cook for you,and when you discover clothing she'll wash it for you.She will always agree with     

业余工作

When my son was a high-school sophomore, he got apart-time job sacking groceries at a supermarket. Hecame home all smiles."How was your first day?" I asked."It was great, Dad,"he replied. "I got to talk to somegood-looking girls."Since Stephen is not very talkative, I asked, "Whatdid you say to them?"     

If Only I Could Take Back My Words

One day one of my friends asked me to take park in her birthday party. I wanted a new dress for the party. So I asked my mother to buy it for me. but my mother didn ' t agree with me. I was very angry with her. I shouted. "The love of beauty is an essential part of all     

嫁给我,好吗?

We asked people, "How did your mate propose to you?" Their answers are proof that romance is alive and very well, indeed. Yard SaleI Have always loved yard sales. Saturday mornings would find me in my car, newspaper in hand, hunting down sites. My boyfriend wasn't a big fan, but still he drove me up and down the streets of different neighbourhoods while I looked for bargains.     

Umbrella

Yesterday my father went to work by 1,but he left his umbrella(雨伞) in one of the compartments(火车车厢).He told the 2 about it and they began to look for the umbrella."3 compartment did you leave your umbrella in?" the conductor asked.But my fathercouldn't 4. The conductor found an umbrella     

完形填空实战练习

A Directions:For each blank in the following passage there are four words or p.hrases marked A,B,C,and D.Fill in each blank with the word or phrase that best fits the context. There was a very special teacher who made a far-reaching difference in my life. Fall,1959,the first day of class at Bethesda Chevy Chase High School was about to begin."Who,"I asked a senior,"is Mrs McNamara,my 10th grade English teacher?"He just(1)and said something about my being in(2).Soon,I understood what he meant.Mrs McNamara had a pattern of activity that she repeated again and again.We would have a literature reading     

The Changing Boots

There was a little boy in Kindergarten. He cried, so the teacher asked him what was wrong. He sobbed, "I can't find my boots." The teacher looked around the classroom and saw a pair of boots, "Are these yours?"     

泪珠儿(英文)

You’re the sun to my day The moon to my night The cheese in my ham sandwich The string to my kite The peanut butter to my jelly The chocolate chip to my cookie     

The Moon and My Dream

The moon changes its shape and brightness each night all the year round. On the night of August 15 in the lunar calendar, the moon is said to be the most round and the most bright. As the round moon indicates "reunion" according to the Chinese culture, we usually celebrate the harvest by eating mooncakes and fruits and enjoy the full moon in the evening. Generally, all the family members would get together and have a good time on this occasion. I love this festival very much, not only because I can eat delicious mooncakes in the day, but also because I like the feeling of being together with my relatives.     

童谣两则

I see the moon, The moon sees me. The moon sees someone That I want to see. God bless the moon, God bless me, God bless the one, That I want to see.译:月亮看见那个人我看见月亮/月亮看见我/月亮看见那个人/正是我想见。上帝保佑月亮/上帝保佑我/上帝保佑我想见的这个人。     

长大以后,我想……

In kindergarten,my class was asked,"What do you want to be when you grow up?" Crayons danced across 1)sheets of paper.Our drawings were hung in the 2)hallway.I remember many pictures of 3)ballerinas,firefighters and astronauts.     

Mother＇s Love

Mothers are always kind to their children and take good care of them. So does my mother.
My mother is a good mother. She looks after me well. She is strict with me. When I do something wrong, she will angry①. But I know she loves me very much.
Last week, I had a bad headache. I felt very terrible. My mother was worried with ② me and took me to the doctor＇s at once. After going home, she asked me to take medicine and cooked delicious food with me. She asked me to stay in bed and brought the food to me. At that moment, I felt her deep love and there were tears in my eyes.
My mother is such a strict teacher and nice friend of mine. She is the greatest mother in the world. I love her with my heart!     

The Best Time of My Life

It was June 15, and in two days I wouht be turning thirty. I was afraid that my best years were now behind me. So I asked my neighbor Nicholas, a 79-year-old man, “What was the best time of your life？” Without hesitation, Nicholas replied, Well, Joe, this is my philosophical answer to your philosophical question：