HUMOUR AND JOKES

Down to the earth A science teacher was appointed to a school in a remote village.On his first day he talked about modern science and how it helps human     

幽默与笑话

Kidspeak 儿童语言 Our four-year-old son speaks English and French, and he has picked up some Guangdongese since living in Hong Kong. One day I was getting ready to take him to a rugby game. His mother, not being a rugby fan, planned a quiet afternoon at home. Our son, however, pleased.     

HUMOUR AND JOKES

A Once upon a time, there was a man who wanted to steal a neighbour's doorbell. But he clearly understood that while his hand touched the bell, it would ring and something terrible would happen to him. The ringing could be heard by others. So he covered his ears with something, thinking that everything would be all right and that he could get the doorbell without any trouble. But what happened was that he was caught on the spot for stealing the doorbell of his neighbour.     

幽默与笑话

A Tasty Meal A tourist in Africa sent his mother an exotic bird for her birthday. When he got back to the States, he called her. "Hi Mom," he said. "How'd you like the bird I gave you?" "It was delicious."     

JOKES AND HUMOUR

1. WHOSE MISTAKES?Teacher: (Looking through Tom' s homework) Iwonder how one person could make so many mistakes?     

HUMOUR AND LOKES

A science teacher was appointed to a school in a remote village. On his first day he talked ence and how progress.     

JOKES AND STORIES

A One day an American policeman was taking a thief to Washington D.C.On the way,they saw a shop.The thief said to the policeman,"Let me go into the shop to buy something we can eat in the train." The policeman agreed and waited in front of the shop.The thief went into the shop and ran away through the back door.All the policemen of the town began to look for the thief again.They soon caught him.They asked the same policeman to take the thief to the capital again.On the way the thief again wanted to buy something.But the policeman said,"You are going to run away.But this time I'll go and get something myself.You must wait right here."     

JOKES AND SSTTOORRIIEESS

A On the way,they saw a shop.The thief said to the policeman,“Let me go in-to the shop to buy something we can eat in the train.”The policeman agreedand waited in front of the shop.The thief went into the shop and ran awaythrough the back door.All the policemen of the town began to look for the     

幽默与笑话(英文)

A tourist in Africa sent his mother an exotic bird for her birthday.When he got back to the States,he called her."Hi,Mom,"he said."How’d you like the bird I gave you?""It was delicious." "You ate the bird!"the guy shrieked."He was very expensive.He could talk!"     

幽默(英文)

Taking a Taxi The old lady was going to take a taxi."Driver," she said, "I want you to take me to the station.""Yes, madam," said the driver.     

幽默

The Boasters
A Frenchman, an Englishman and an American were boasting （吹牛） about how fast trains went in their countries.     

笑话(英文)

Family QuarrelThe young newly-weds(新婚夫妇)quarreled.At last she could bear (忍)it no longer and burst into tears(哭起来)."I don't want to have anything to do with you any more.I'm packimg up(收拾)my things and going off to mother.""Fine,my dear,"said the husband."Here are the travelling expenses(路费)"She counted the money and asked: "What about the money for the return ticket?"     

JOKES

First Question "I hear you have a boy in college.Is he going to become a doctor,an engineer,or a lawyer,perhaps?"     

JOKES

汤姆：彼得，你说过你只有一个弟弟，对吗？ 彼得：是的，没错。     

笑话集锦(英文)

(A)Woman at movies:If my hat prevents(妨碍)you from seeing the film,I'll remove it.Man:Please don't bother(麻烦).Your hat isfunnier than the film.