Jokes and Humour

1.They Never Stop 他们从不停下来Mum:Billy,I’ve told you again and again not to interrupt when adults are talking. You should wait till they finish.Billy:I have tried to do as you told     

初三英语1—3单元同步检测

I.单项选择1.I have two brothers,of them areteachers.A.all　　 B.either　　 C.both　　 D.each2 .It's raining hard outside. You'd betterout.A.not go B.not to goC.not going D.not went3.The students duty should clean theclassroom.A.on B.at C.for D.in4 .September10 th is .A.the Teachers'Day B.Teachers'DayC.the teachers'day D.teachers'day5 .Is there for us to read?A.something interestingB.interesting somethingC.anything interestingD.interesting anything6.Mum asks,“ Here's a sock,where's…     

阅读理解精练

A As a parent,one of my most difficult tasks is to explain to my children why things happen.And now I have to face the challenge of answering the most difficult question of all:"Why do things have to die?"I was faced with this question recently in dealing with the loss of a pet.     

硬币的另一边

I am thankful:for the teenager who is not doing the dishes but iswatching TV,because that means he is at home and noton the streets.for the taxes I have to pay,because it means I am employed.for the messes to be cleaned up after a party,     

Mum

I talk with my mum. She talks about her mum.Mum has the tear in her eyes,The brittle voice, the trembling lips, the shaking handsI don’t understand.My mum died.I talk with my daughter.I have the brittle voice, the trembling lips,the shaking hands,The constant struggle for control, control,control.emotions.My daughter does not understand, yet.Mum…     

篮球在美国

Last Saturday evening I went home as usual. After I had supper with my family, we sat in the yard enjoying the cool summer winter wind. We talked about the things that happened during the whole week. Suddenly I remembered that my trousers had come apart at the seams. So I brought out and said to my mother, ＂Mum, can you help me mend my broken trousers？＂ My mother looked at me for a while, then turned back and went on chatting with others, saying, ＂You are not a child any more.     

A Clever Parrot

Mum: Charlie, your parrot flew away(飞走) when you were at school. Charlie: I know it will fly away. It had the plan(计划) a long time ago. Last night when I read the geography(地理) book, it stood on my shoulder. It must have studied the route(路线) of e     

It＇s the Animal in Me

I have been told that in China, having a pet, particularly a dog, is often considered to be a status symbol because it shows the family can afford to have an animal. It is very different here.     

我的梦

My dream is to have a home in Hawaii for when I’m not playing.I’ve never been toHawaii,but I like the way it sounds.My house would have two floors,and all thefurniture would be Scandinavian.I like the color of it.It makes me feel at peaceand comfortable.The house would have a swimming pool,too.It would be a place where I canalways feel quiet.I can’t remember the last time I felt like that,completely quiet,other than in mydreams.My dream is to go to the South Sea of China on vacation.I…     

瘦猴老师改作文

My Favourite Animal My favourite animal is a dog.A friend of mine had given it ten years old on my birthday.It is a lovely dog.I call it Tim.After Tim came to my home,I have not folt lonely any more.I can talk and play with it.It seems to be happy when I am happy,and to be sad when I am sad.It is not only my pet ,but also my friend.     

Reading Salon

A Everyone knows Egypt is famous for its pyramids.But do you know that Cairo is a cat city ? One summer I visited Cairo.It was really hot.I saw cats almost everywhere.Pyramids have cats.Offices and hospitals have cats.Cats are also in the hotels and restaurants.Cats appear in the cinema too.To my surprise,even an airplane has one.There are some singing cats in concert halls.They are famous throughout the city.Once an actor was holding his pet,a dying cat,in his arms on the stage.Another cat walked around the dying cat.The cat listened to the music and looked at the dying cat,crying sadly.At first people laughed at him.A few minutes later people began to cry.     

Cocking a Snook at the Communicative Approach

In this article, I will look at the situation in India where generalist primary school teachers have recently been required to teach a language in which they are not fluent. I suggest that, in this context at least, there are compelling reasons for teacher-resistance to currently fashionable methods of language teaching.     

爱就是一条线

<正>I once really doubted whether there was love between my parents.Every day they were very busy trying to make money to send me to school and they didn’t have time to act in the romantic ways that I see on TV.One day, my mother was sewing a quilt（被子）. I silently sat down beside her and just looked at her.“Mum, can I have a question?”I asked after a while.“What?”she replied, still doing her work.“Is there love between you and dad?”My mother raised her head with surprise in her eyes. She di...     

小幽默

:Teacher:Frank,you are late for school again.In fact(事实上 ) ,you are late every day.Frank:But I won't be late tomorrow.Teacher:Nice to hear that.but can you tell me why?Frank:Because it's Sunday tomorrow. :Mum :Do you want an apple,Tom?Tom:Yes,Mum.I want that big one.Mum :I say,Tom,a good boy should (应该 ) let the othershave the big one.Tom:That means(那就是说 ) ,Mum,I must tell you a lie(谎话 ) if I want to be a good boy!小幽默@吴朝辉…     

剖析分词作状语的几种情况

高三语数外先请大家思考下面几道高考题目:1.We all know that,,the situation willget worse.(2007全国)A.not if dealt carefully withB.if not carefully dealt withC.if dealt not carefully withD.not if carefully dealt with2.The glass doors have taken the place of thewooden ones at the entrance,in the naturallight in the day.(2007天津)A.to let B.lettingC.let D.having let3.that she didn t do a good job,I don tthink I amabler than her.(2007陕西)A.To have said B.Having saidC.To say D.Saying4.As the …     

Old Jackel,New Jackel

"This blue jacket will fit*you,Iris,"said Mum.Iris looked at the jacket.It was her sister Dana’s old jacket."I don’t want that old thing,"said Iris."I want a new jacket.""But this is a good jacket,"said Mum."It will look good on you,Iris.*"Iris felt sad.She wanted a jacket just for her.Iris looked at the jacket.She wanted to make it special*.     

A Letter to my Classmate

Dear Zhangmen,I really feel glad to get to know you at so critical a moment and happy to become your friend. You are an excellent boy at lessons as well as at sports. I think none of us can forget your contribution to our victory in the school basketball match. As the captain of our basketball team, you must have felt some pressure since our team is not the first division in our grade. Some of our players even lost their confidence but you encouraged them patiently and helped them regain thei…     

离散家庭

Dad and Mum have split up for eternity,They will still remain together in my heart.There are so many happy memories in the past,And When I play them over and over again,It's like them beqinning from the end,back to the start。We did stuff as if we were the happiest familly in the worId,I would have never picked this to happen with my parents.We'd go out to the cinemas and go camping and everywhere else,No matter if it were hot or cold.     

Do It Yourself

Last Saturday evening I went home as usual. After I had supper with my family, we sat in the yard enjoying the cool summer wind. We talked about the things that happened during the whole week. Suddenly I remembered that my trousers had come apart at the seams. So I brought it out and said to my mother, "Mum, can you help me mend my broken trousers?" My mother looked at me for a while, then turned back     

好用的火柴

正[英语原文]Mother sent Tommy to the store across the street to buy a good box of matches.When Tommy came back,mother asked him,"Did you buy a good box of matches?""Yes,Mum."Tommy replied,"I have tried them all."