A Beggar and the God

One day a beggar was walking at the foot of a mountain. Suddenly the cloud was lifting quickly. The God came out."My God, "the beggar asked, "I want to bewondering what meaning for time to you?     

2 Jokes

A Penny and A secondA man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: “God, what is a million dollars to you?” and God says: “A penny”, then the man says: “God, what is a million years to you? ” and God says: “A second”, then the man says: “God, can I have a penny?”and God says “In a second. ”一便士和一秒钟 一男子进入教堂和上帝对话。他问: “主啊, 一百万美元对你意味着多少?”上 帝回答: “一便士。”男子又问: “那一 百万年呢?”上帝说: “一秒钟。”最后男 子请求道: “上帝, 我…     

A JOKE

Grandpa and granddaughter were sitting talking when she asked,“Did God make you,Grandpa?”“Yes,God made me,”the grandfather answered.A few minutes later,the little girl asked him,“Did God make me too?”“Yes,He did,”the older man answered.For a few minutes,the little girl seemed to be studying     

五粒豌豆的故事

"Our God has planted that pea,and made it grow and flourish,to bring joy to you and hope to me,my blessed child, "said the happy mother,and she smiled at the flower,as if it had been an angel from God.But what happened to the other peas?The one who flew out into the wide world and said,"Catch me if you can,"fell into a gutter on the roof of a house,and eaten by a pigeon.The     

A Conversation Between a Child and God

Once upon a time there was a child ready to be born. One day the child asked God,"They tell me you are going to send me to earth tomorrow,but how am I going to live there being so small and helpless?" God replied,"Among the many angels,I have chosen one for you.She will be waiting for you and will take care of you."     

Say“God Bless You”to a Sneezer

When you sneeze, Americans would say "God Bless You" to you. In many Eu-ropean cultures, sneezing traditional-ly is associated with(与……有关联)death. And Americans believe that you are very close to death when you sneeze, because sneezing can expel(驱逐)the soul, thus life will es-cape from(逃脱、逸出)the body. So they say "God Bless You" to a sneezer as a charm against the danger of the moment. Neglecting these magical words means that the sneezer would end up in the next world. How…     

日常对话脱口秀

Talk About MoviesA:Do you feel like going to a movie tonight?B:Maybe,do you have one in mind?A:Which do you prefer.Chinese pictures or foreign ones?B:I prefer foreign films,especially the blockbusters such as the Terminator and Matrix series.A:How about Star Wars?     

幽默两则

I .Good News and Bad NewsA football fan asked God, "Is there a football field in Heaven?"God thought it over for a moment and said, "I'll tell you tomorrow."The next day God said to the football fan, "Half of the news is good while another half is bad."Football fan:Please tell me the good news at first.God:There is a first-class football field in Heaven.Football fan: What about the bad news?God:There will be a football match tomorrow morning. You are on court at first.     

新目标英语七年级(上)Unit 10同步阅读(英文)

A．补全对话。(选择合适的句子补全对话,其中有一项多余) A:What club do you want to join? B: 1 A:Can you play the violin? B: 2 A:Can you play it well? B: 3 A:Good．Why do you want to join us? B: 4 A:How about the other ones? B: 5 A．Yes,I can．And I can play the trumpet too．B．Can you play chess? C．No,thanks．D．I want to ioin the music club．E．Yes．I can．     

怎能袖手旁观(英文)

It was a rainy night in Neworleans: At a bus station in the town, Iwatchedayounggirlweeping AS herbaggagewastakendown· 叭Howeanyouleavethatgirloutthere?Hewentandboughttheticket Have you no God to fear?And he!ped hertoherplace 丫ou know she had a ticket,A…     

A Passage for Comprebension

A man named Smith was sitting on his roof during a flood, and the water was up to his feet. Before long a fellow in a canoe passed and shouted, "Can I give you a lift to higher ground? "No,thanks, " said Smith. "I have faith in God and he will save me." Soon the water rose to Smith's waist. At this point a motor boat pulled up and someone called out, "Can I give you a lift to higher ground? "     

26个英文字母蕴涵成功关键词

A-Acknowledging（感激） Grateful for everything the God give to you.感激上帝给予你的一切。     

天助自助者(英文)

Once, there was a pious man who was deeply involved in prayer. He frequented temples and prayed fervently to God.One day, his cart holding several items of food toppled onto the road that he was travelling on. He started calling out to God to help him.His cries for help from God went on for at least a few minutes. Then, a passer-by advised him, "Sir, God helps those who help themselves, so instead of continuing your calls to the Lord, you should be picking up the dropped items and setting things right again."     

Jokes

Clean FliesCustomer: Oh, God! So many flies in the dining hall!Waiter: Don蒺t be afraid, sir. They are not dirty at all.Customer: Why?Waiter: Because they have been in the kitchen since they were born. And mind you, our kitchen(厨房) is very clean.Where Does God (上帝) Live?Teacher:Now, Susan, can you tell us where God lives?Susan: Yes, Miss. I think he lives in the bathroom.Teacher: In the bathroom? Why?Susan: Because every morning I can hear my father knock on the bath-room door a…     

幽默小故事

Bedtime Prayers Julie was saying her bedtime prayers."Please God,"she said,"make Naples the capital of Italy.Make Naples the capital of Italy."Her mother interrupted and said,"Julie,why do you want God to make Naples the capital of Italy?"     

一九九六年下半年河北省高等教育自学考试 英语综合技能试题

Part one Ⅰ. Read the following passages and answer questions according to the requirements of each item. (35 points) A. The Bank Clerk Who hasn't dreamed of having so much money that it runs through the fingers like sand?The only way most of us could ever do this would be to work in a bank.If you start as a junior bank clerk,you will begin in the book-keeping department and you will have minor responsibilities connected with the handling of cheques.You will learn the routine of the branch and the banking industry as a whole.You will most likely be sent to the bank's school for special tuition.Within a short time,you may be working as a cashier,and then you will be handling the public's money.By the time you have worked your way up to the post of branch manager,you will have learned how to deal with customers and how to cope with the difficult ones.     

学说生活语

1．我很想见见你。I＇m dying to see you 2．不准偷看。 None of you keyhole 3．我对天发誓。I swear by the God．     

巧妙引语(英文)

正1.Any fool can count the seeds in an apple.Only God can count all the apples in one seed.2.Happy families are all alike;every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.3.Memories are the key not to the past,but to the future.4.Sometimes in the dark you see what you want to see.5.There is a great difference between     

Where Does God Live?

Teacher:Now,Joan,can you tell me where God lives?Joan:Yes,Miss,I think he lives in the bathroom.Teacher:In the bathroom?Why?     

Angel and Mother

One day a child asked God, “They tell me you are going but how am 1 and 2 ？” to I me to the earth tomorrow, going to live there being so small and 2？”