Humour

IntheClassroomSchoolboy:Excuse me, Miss. I'm calling just to tell you I can't go to school today.Teacher:Why? What蒺s wrong?Schoolboy:I don蒺t feel well.Teacher:Where do you feel trouble?Schoolboy:In the classroom.ACleverBoyTom:Papa, can you write your name without opening your eyes?Father:Of course, I can.Tom:All right! Please write your name on my school report（成绩单）.WhyFishesOnlyLiveinWater?Father:Do you know why fishes only live in water and can蒺t live on land?Son:Yes, I…     

快乐ABC

Close Your Eyes and WriteMary: Dad, Can you close your eyes and write down your name?Dad: Of course I can.Mary: Then please do that here.Dad: What is this?Mary: My school report, Dad.     

买礼物

Dad: Billy, are you flat-out right now?Billy: No not at all, what can I do to help?Dad: I need someone to come to the mall with me to dosome shopping. Billy: The mall is my second home - I'd love to come.     

英语广角

英语幽默谚语格言趣味英语完形填空IsItfarAli, who was working a long way from home, wanted to send a letter to his wife, but he could neither read nor write, and he had to work all day, so he could only look for somebody to write his letter late at night. At last he found the house of a letter-writer whose name was Nasreddin.Nasreddin was already in bed.“It is late,”he said. “What do you want?”“I want you to write a letter to my wife,”said Ali. Nasreddin was not pleased. He thought for …     

英语趣味阅读2篇(英文)

Ali, who was working a long way from home, wanted to send a letter to his wife, but he could neither read nor write, and he had to work all day, so he could only look for somebody to write his letter late at night. At last he found the house of a letter-writer whose name was Nasreddin. Nasreddin was already in bed. “It is late,” he said. “What do you want?” “I want you to write a letter to my wife,” said Ali. Nasreddin was not pleased. He thought for a few seconds and then said, “Has…     

How to write English diany

How to write English diary? I'll give you my idea.I think it's easy to write English diary,because you canwrite many things that you like.     

猫和老鼠

英语面对面: 一天,猫先生很早就起床了,他边往外走边唱着歌: Hello, my friends, I am very glad to see you, I am very glad to see you, Hello, my friends, What is your name? What is your name? My name is Tom. La——la——     

话语“瘦身”

一、减少明知故问的互动【现象】T:I'm your new teacher.Do you want to know me?Do you have any questions?Question,please.T:Look,this is my friend,Tony White.Do you want to know him?Do you have any questions?Question,please.     

交际口语速成

1.Mrs.Smith,I'd like to introduce to you my Chinese friend Li Wen. 2.Li Wen,I'd like you to meet my sister Helen. 3.Allow me to introduce you to my brother. 4.Excuse me,but may I introduce myself? 5.Permit me to introduce myself.My name's Brown,Betty Brown. 6.May I know your name,please? 7.What's your first name? 8.How do you spell your last name,please? 9.I'm very pleased to make your acquaintance (认识你很高兴). 10.So am I,Mr.Li.Glad to meet you,too. 11.You don't know how happy I am to see you.     

Recognize Your Body

说一说问号狗: My friends, do you recognize your body?大眼兔: Certainly.问号狗: Do you known the name of the every part?小飞象: Yes, I known. And I can write correctly.     

Mrs.White

Bob:Mum,give me some milk. Bob:Mum,I want to draw. Can you give me some colored pencils? Bob:Mum,where is my ball?     

广东版《开心学英语》五年级下册Unit 10 Will there be a roller coaster?

教学过程I.Preparation 1.Warm-up.(1)Greetings and free talk T:Good morning,boys and girls! Hi,children! Nice to seeyou again.Do you know my name?Ss:No.T:(取出一张写上教师姓名的贴纸,贴在胸前)Look! This is my name.Say hello to Mr.Lei.Ss:Hello,Mr.Lei.T:I know you are from Tiantongyuan Primary School.Doyou     

A Clever Answer

Dad:Do yol knOW hy am gollg to plnish（惩罚）you,Bob?Bob:NO,Dad.D叨:o脓shouldalW叮s be kind to the厂u吧er,ht this morningWu threw lithJim’s hat into the ww.Bob:Yes,Iknowl ws们皿吧,D叨.But arnl much youyoun驴r than you? （本刊资料）A Clever Answer…     

My Favorite Season

Hello, my name is Liu Zhaozhao. I'm a girl. My favorite season is spring. Spring is nice. It's warm. Plants grow and grow. The leaves are green. The grass is green, too. We can see many beautiful flowers. I can go outside and have a picnic with my friends. I love spring best. How about you?     

Have a Good Laugh

A：Do you know music？B：Of course. I do.A：What is the teacher playing now？B：The piano，isn't it？A：You know，you always remind me of Charlie Green.B：But I'm not a bit like Charlie Green.A：Yes，you are. You both owe me 50 dollars.Tom：I think my parents are very clever.Jim：Why？Tom：Because they knew my name as soon as I was born.Jim：Tom，do you know Jack's address？Tom：No，I don't.Jim：Too bad. I lost his address.Tom：But why don't you write to him first and ask for it…     

I want to Be a Teacher

My name is Li Jiani and I'm a girl of ten years old. I love all my teachers. So I would like to be a teacher very much. I want to be a teacher because I want to teach the children a lot of knowledge and help the blind children read and write.     

大学英语四级考试作文真题范文精选(英文)

真题1.Directions:For this part,you are allowed thirty minutes to write a composition on the topic the day my classmate fell ill(or got injured).You should write at least 120 words according to the outline given below in Chinese:1.简单叙述一下这位同学生病(或受伤)的情况2.同学、老师和我是如何帮助他/她的3.人与人之间的这种相互关爱给我的感受是……     

PRACTICAL INSIGHTS The power of ‘already’

TnB ins豆gntsIn the di图ogue above,can you seehowl,m making my Iearner feelPowerless?l,m imP!ying that it,sher fault,and that she,5 forgettul.l,mheIPingtoreinforceherfearthatshe ean,t Iearn English!The in-sights in this artiele are:Never blame your leamers.HeIP them to feel Powerful.Make mo沦COnnectionS.飞1 1 them,刀切721甲lO尼脚想阴办就’:四P『09『eSS 20%:,2 wqrds;make uP 20%of all Englishl(1 minute);1 draw a box on the board,shade;in 20%of it and write乙力e She恋;政日风‘伦城加况ha…     

Jokes and Humour

Father's Advice Son:Daddy,I think I must go to see thedoctor.My teacher says there is something wrong with my ears.Dad:What's the matter?Son:Things     

家有萌娃

1.Dad:How do you put an elephant in the fridge? Kid:Open the door,put the elephant in,and close the door. Dad:How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? Kid:Open the door,take the elephant out,put the giraffe in,and close the door.