Where Were You Born？

Teacher: A farmer collects five eggs every day. So how many eggs does he get in a week? pupil: That depends on whether his hens work on Sundays.     

Where Do You Want It?

A doctor came into the ward and said to the old man,“Well,Mr Pink,you’re going to have some injections,and thenyou’ll feel better.A nurse will come and giveyou the first one this evening,and you’ll getanother one tomorrow morning.”     

What Were You Teaching?（高一适用）

Mr Jones moved to another town, and soon he needed a new doctor, so he went to see one. He sat down in the waiting room and looked around, seeing the doctor's degree certificate on the wall. Suddenly Mr Jones remembered: there had been a classmate of his with the same name in his class at school, and he had become a doctor!     

While You Were Out of Town

I left the man with the steam cleaner all alone in the house and watched from my shack as he poured bucket by bucket the gray brackish water that had rinsed our comings and goings from the carpet.That morning I had moved all the small items-hassock,coffee…     

Where Are You from？

人物：B—Blue Fish R—Red Fish S—Shark 道具：象征着海洋的波浪纹背景、水草、有门的石头房剪贴图、凳子、各角色的头饰 场景：一条饥饿的鲨鱼游来游去，正在寻找猎物……     

You Were There in My Dream,Too

It was a Saturday morning in May. When Mrs Turner opened the(1) and looked out, she smiled and said, ＂ It＇s going to (2) a fine(3) .＂She woke her small (4) up at eight thirty and said to him,(5) ,Teddy. We＇re going to the (6) today. Wash your (7) andface, brush your teeth (刷牙) and eat your (8) quickly. We＇re goingsoon.＂     

“Happy Birthday to You”Where Did That Song Come From?

The story of how the song "Happy Birthday to You" came to be, began as a sweet one, that later soured(变味的、酸的). Two sisters, Mildred Hill, a teacher at the Louisville, Kentucky Experimental Kindergarten, and Dr. Patty Hill, the principal(校长)of the same school, together wrote a song for the children, entitled "Good Morning to All." When Mildred combined her musical talents, as the resident(当地的)expert(专家)on spiritual songs(赞美歌), and as the organist(风琴师)for her church, wi…     

Where Do You Draw the Line? How Our Actions Make a Difference

Carmen M. McCallum shares her story of how deeply an arbitrary boundary line affected her life in order to challenge us to recognize, change, and cross the lines that disrupt our students’ success.     

You know the Truth, Don''''t You?

One day, a poor man travelled on a horse. After a long time, he felt thirsty and hungry. He tied his horse to a tree, then he began to have lunch. Just then, a rich man came, and he was about to tie his horse to the same tree when the poor man said; "Please don't tie your horse to this tree. My horse     

Do You Konw?

(1)Q:What is the Milky Way? 银河是什么? A:It is a huge mass of gas and stars in the universe and it can be seen clearly as a band of light across the night sky. 它是宇宙中一大堆的气体和星星,有如一条光带横越夜空,清晰可见。     

Have You Read?

Nordstrom, Friedenberg, and Gold. Society's Children: A Study of Ressentiment in the Secondary School. New York: Random House, 1967.

Jonathan Kozol. Death at an Early Age. Boston: Houghton-Mifflin, 1967.     

Are You Clever?

If you can answer every question right, you are obviously a genius. But any mortal with the normal complement of brains should get between 5 and 6 right out of the 10.     

Where Is God?

A couple had two little boys,aged 8and 10,who were very naughty1.The twowere always getting into trouble and theirparents could be assured2 that if anymischief3 happened in their town their twosons were in some way involved4.     

Where Is Japan?

Teacher：WhereisJapan，George？George：Itsontheglobe．Teacher：Explainingreaterdetail，please．George：OntheglobeintheclassroomofClassTwo，GradeOne．Where Is Japan?@江河     

Where Is Father?

Tim:Mother,you'd better come out.I've just knocked over the ladder atthe side ofthe house.Mother:I,m busy———run and tellyourfather.Tim:He already knows.H e's hanging from the roof.Where Is Father?     

Where Is Phoebe?

1．请小朋友先把眼睛闭上,爸爸躲在家中的某处 (例如bedroom卧室,bathroom浴室,kitchen 厨房,living room客厅,garden花园)。(如图1) 2．爸爸藏好后,请小朋友问妈妈“Where is Father? Is he in the kitchen?(爸爸在哪里？他在厨房 吗？)”妈妈视情况回答“Yes,he is．(是的,他 在。)”或“No,he isn't．(不,他不在。)”。 (如图2)