麦琦繁忙的一天(英文)

Let me tell you about Maggie's busy day. Last Sunday she woke up at 8∶00 and went running at 8∶30. She got back home at 9 o'clock and had a big breakfast. After eating, she helped her father in the garden. They had a good time together and the hard work made them hungry.     

高二下学期阅读一刻钟考验(英文)

请用一刻钟的时间完成下面四篇阅读理解。A A young lady who was on holiday in Brighton went into a bank to collect some money which had been sent there for her from the town in which she lived. The clerk in the Brighton bank did not know her, so he said, "What proof have you got that you are really the lady who should collect this money?" The young lady looked worried for a few moments and said , " I don't think I've brought any proof with me." But then she suddenly looked happy again, she opened her bag, took a photograph of herself out of it and showed it to the clerk. "Here's something." she said. The clerk looked at the photograph carefully and then looked at the young lady. "Yes, that's you," he said, and paid the money to her without any more trouble. 1. The young lady came to Brighton to____. A. work in a bank B. collect money     

天生我“堡”不垃圾

Once upon a time,there was a burger who had many lives.Each day,she would wake up in the burger bar,and patiently wait her turn to be cooked by the chefs,before being served to the customers.While being eaten,she would do everything possible to make herself really delicious,and with the customer's final bite,she would feel like the lights had gone out and she had simply fallen asleep.The next day,the whole process would repeat itself.     

轻松一刻

A Fine Match One day a lady saw a mouse running across her kitchen floor.She was very afraid of mouse,so she ran out of the house,got into a bus and went to the shops.There she bought a mousetrap.The shopkeeper said to her,"Put some cheese in it and you will soon catch that mouse."The lady went home with her mousetrap,but when she looked in her cupboard,she could not find any cheese in it.She did not want to go back to the shop,because it was     

小幽默(英文)

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink[水槽]. She suddenly noticed that her mother had sev eral strands[绺] of white hair sticking out in con- trast[形成对比] to her dark brown hair. She looked at her mother and asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?" Her mother replied, "Well, every time you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."     

Jokes

A woman didn' t know what a mirror was. One day her husband bought one for her. While looking in the mirror, she was surprised and ran to tell her mother-in-law(婆婆).     

爱就是一条线

<正>I once really doubted whether there was love between my parents.Every day they were very busy trying to make money to send me to school and they didn’t have time to act in the romantic ways that I see on TV.One day, my mother was sewing a quilt（被子）. I silently sat down beside her and just looked at her.“Mum, can I have a question?”I asked after a while.“What?”she replied, still doing her work.“Is there love between you and dad?”My mother raised her head with surprise in her eyes. She di...     

Housewives at Home

Mrs Jones was still cleaning the house when her husband came backfrom work.She was wearing dirty,old clothes and no stockings,her hairwas not tidy,she had dust on her face,and she looked dirty and tired.Herhusband looked at her and said,‘Is this what I come home to after a hardday's work?’     

STORIES

Bruce got on the bus early in the morning. He was going to the next town to visit one of his friends. He had got up very early, and he felt tired. Soon he fell asleep. A short while later, he woke up in the middle of a dream. In his dream, he was in a busy street. People were pushing him hard and pulling at his clothes. As he woke up, he found that it wasn＇t only a dream.Somebody was really pulling at his coat pocket.     

He Isn't My Really Brother

Molly lived in a small town by the sea.Shewas the only girl on her street.And the otherchildren were all boys.She could play with no-body after school and always felt lonely. When she was nine years old,another girlJoan came to live in the house opposite(与……对面的)hers.On the first day Joan and her fami-ly moved there,she visited them and knew Joancame from New York and they were both thesame age.Joan went to the same school as Mollyand was in Class One,Grade Two,too.Soon shemade friends witn her and they helped each oth-er.Joan had two brothers.The four children of-