The Plural of“Child”

Teacher:What is the plural of man,Tom?Tom:Men.Teacher:Good.And the plural of child?     

Jokes and Humor

The Plural Form of"Child"Teacher:What is the plural of man,Tom?Tom:Men.Teacher:Good.And the plural of child?Tom:Twins."孩子"的复数形式老师:汤姆,"男人"这个词的复数形式是什么?汤姆:男人们。老师:答得好。那"孩子"的复数形式呢?汤姆:双胞胎。     

The Plural Form of ＂Child＂

Teacher： What is the plural of man, Tom？
Tom： Men.
Teacher： Good. And the plural of child？
Tom： Twins.     

名词单复数与主谓一致

提到名词单复数,首先要说个笑话。故事是说上课时,老师问了学生一个有关名词单复数的问题,于是有了下面的对话:Teacher:Is‘trousers’singular or plural,Tom?Tom:It's singular at the top and plural at the bottom,sir.实际上,单复数问题一直是名词学习的关键,因为如果不知道一个名词是单数还是复数,就难免会在选择相应的谓语动词形态以及代词形式时遇到困难,也就很难做到主     

Where Were You Born?

Teacher: Tom, where were you born? Tom: I was born in England. Teacher: Which part? Tom: All of me.     

Humor

Teacher:Tom,do you know what’s the meaning of “Don't trouble trouble till trouble troubles you”?Tom:It means you’d better not raise your bands if you can't answerthe teacher’s questions.     

迷你空间

Teacher:“Find America on the map for me,Tom.”Tom:“It’s there,sir.”Teacher:“That’s right.Now,Sammy,who discovered America?”     

开心笑吧

Teacher:“Find America on the map for me,Tom.”Tom:“It’s there,sir.”Teacher:“That’s right.Now,Sammy,who discovered America?”     

Why Be Late

Teacher:Why didyou come to schoolso late this morning?Tom:Someone lost oneyuan.Teacher:Oh,now I know,you helped him to find themoney.Tom:No.I stood on themoney until the personwent away.     

Father’s John Hancock

Teacher:Tom,you haven’t shown your parents the examination pa-pers,have you?Tom:Yes,I have,sir.Teacher:But I can’t find your father’s John Hancock on the papers.Tom:Here,sir.(Showing his whipped arm to the teacher.)Father’s John Hancock!山东@石继忠     

Jokes and Humor

RoundTeacher: Tom, can you say something round? Tom: Of course, the sun, the earth, wheels and... Teacher: What else? Tom: And I get a     

歪打正着(英文)

Teacher:Name two pronouns,Tom.Tom:Who?Me?Teacher:Good.Sitdown,please.歪打正着(英文)     

趣味英语

ThePluralFormof"child"Teacher:Whatisthepluralof"man",Tom?Tom:Men.Teacher:Good.Andthepluralofchild"?Tom:Twins.老师:"男人"这个词的复数形式是什么?汤姆:男人们。老师:答得好。那"孩子"的复数形式呢?汤姆:双胞胎。     

小幽默

:Teacher:Frank,you are late for school again.In fact(事实上 ) ,you are late every day.Frank:But I won't be late tomorrow.Teacher:Nice to hear that.but can you tell me why?Frank:Because it's Sunday tomorrow. :Mum :Do you want an apple,Tom?Tom:Yes,Mum.I want that big one.Mum :I say,Tom,a good boy should (应该 ) let the othershave the big one.Tom:That means(那就是说 ) ,Mum,I must tell you a lie(谎话 ) if I want to be a good boy!小幽默@吴朝辉…     

Jokes

(A) A teacher asked his students to do a good thing each day.The nextday,he asked three students: Teacher:What good thing did you do yesterday,Jack? Jack:I helped a granny cross the street. Teacher:That’s good.And what about you,Tom?     

幽默小集

Tom's Answer Teacher: Today we are going to learn subtraction. Tom, if your little sister has ten pencils and you take away four from them. What's the result? Tom: Oh, let me see. The result is that she is sure to cry.     

双语木屋

一句话谚语Wherethewaterisshallow,novesselwillride.水浅无船行。Nothingisimpossibletoawillingheart.对一个意志坚强的人来说,无事不能为。When Do People Talk Least?Tom:Whendopeopletalkleast?John:InFebruary.Tom:Why?John:BecauseFebruaryistheshortestmonthofayear.人们什么时候说话最少?汤姆:人们在什么时候说话最少?约翰:在二月。汤姆:为什么呢?约翰:因为二月是一年中最短的一个月。When Was Rome Built?Teacher:WhenwasRomebuilt?Tom:Atnight.Teacher:Whotoldyouthat?Tom:Youdid.YousaidRomewasn'tbuiltinaday.马…     

英语角

I Don’t KnowTeacher:Tom,what are the three words which some ofyou use most often in class ?Tom:I don’t know.Teacher:Correct.译文:我不知道老师:汤姆,你们在课堂上最常用的三个字是哪三个字?汤姆:不知道。老师:答对了。     

2006年第11期“精彩旁白”选登及获奖名单

1．Dad:Jimmy,you should learn to surf in the open air instead of online．Jimmy:Yes,dad．But I just want to practice surfing online in advance．——金鑫,16岁,辽宁省大连市理工大学附属高中2．Teacher:Why do you play computer here instead of doing your homework? Tom:I'm searching for some information to solve the difficult math problems．     

幽默小故事

老师:杰克,请告诉我,祖国是什么?杰克:祖国是我的母亲。老师:很好。汤姆,你能告诉我祖国是什么吗?汤姆:先生,祖国是杰克的母亲。Teacher:Jack,what is motherland?Please tell me.Jack:Motherland is my mother.Teacher:Very good.Tom,can you tell me what motherland is?Tom: