幽默集锦

在英语中、经常用不含否定词的单词、词组、句型等来表示否定意义。这种否定意义用法隐藏在句子的深层含义中。同学们在英语学习中若碰到这种用法，一定要注意正确理解句子的深层含义。现把这种用法作一简要归纳。     

幽默集锦

1．pleasure表示抽象意义的“满足、快乐”时，是不可数名词。     

笑话与幽默

A.What is Courage?什么是勇敢?There was an exam of composition in the class. The title of it was "What is     

笑话与幽默

A. NEED A NICE HAIR-CUTBarber: Your hair needs cutting badly. Customer: No, it needs cutting nicely. You cut it badly last time.     

幽默与笑话

On an airplane trip, i sat next to a woman grandson. When I said that t was a teacher, she and her six-year-old started to ask him to count the numbers backward. He said quickly： ＂Twenty, nineteen, eighteen, seventeen...＂     

幽默三则

在邓小平同志刚刚辞去中央领导职务，退居二线的那一段时间，英国的BBC广播公司和美国的VOA(美国之音)每当报道有关邓小平的活动时，     

幽默小故事

Turning off the Big Fan；A Wonderful Medicine for the Hearing Problem     

英语幽默Is It far

Ali, who was working a long way from home,wanted to send a letter to his wife, but he could neither read nor write, and he had to work all day,     

Humours On Campus校园幽默

汉语中的“拜访”，“参观”译成英语有多种表达。有单词电有短语，其后有的接人．有的接地方或事物。请同学们试着做做以下题目，踊跃参赛。我们将评出获奖井给予奖励！参赛截止日期为2002年10月15日，获奖名单将于2002年第11期刊登。     

笑话与幽默

A. He Said NothingMum: What did your father say when he saw hisbroken watch?Boy: Shall I leave out the swear-words, Mum? Mum: OK. Boy: Then I don' t think he said anything.     

Drowning

A rich young man decided that he would like to do some diving in the sea, so he bought a rubber suit and all the other things that he needed,and took some lessons at a diving school. Then one day he walked into the water by himself and began to explore the bottom of the sea. He saw a lot of beautiful fish and other things, and then, after half an hour, he, suddenly saw a man waving arms and legs around wildly near the bottom of the sea.     

Jokes

A woman didn' t know what a mirror was. One day her husband bought one for her. While looking in the mirror, she was surprised and ran to tell her mother-in-law(婆婆).     

趣味英语——A parrot（鹦鹉）

从夏代开始，我国就进入了奴隶社会。夏代的国家机器究竟如何?由于文献阙如和地下考古资料的不足，现在还很难下结论。但利用大量的地下考古材料，借助商代文字的象形性，还是可以窥其一斑。     

JOKES AND HUMOUR

1. WHOSE MISTAKES?Teacher: (Looking through Tom' s homework) Iwonder how one person could make so many mistakes?     

START YOUR DAY WITH A SMILE

A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside down pot and a duck tap dancing(跳踢踏舞) on it. The circus owner was so impressed that he offered to buy the duck from its owner.