Big Hands

Teacher： If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have？
Student： Big hands.     

When Do People Talk Least？

Student A： When do people talk least？ Student B： In February Student A ： Why .9 Student B： Because February in the shortest month of a year.     

I am or I is？

Teacher： Tell me a sentence that starts will an ＂I＂.
Student： I is the ...
Teacher： Stop! Never put ＂is＂ after an ＂I＂. Always put ＂am＂ after an     

原创时态考题精编

1. - What＇ s her name？
--Oh,I___.
A. forget
B. forgot
C. had forgotten     

哈哈镜

The End
A：I say, I say, I say. What is the end of everything？
B：I don＇t know. What is the end of everything？ A： The letter ＂g＂.     

The Graduate

Benjamin： I＇ m just...
Mr. Braddock： Worried？
Benjamin： Well...
Mr. Braddock： About what？
Benjamin： I guess about my future.
Mr. Braddock： What about it？
Benjamin： I don＇ t know...
I want it to be Mr. Braddock： To be what？     

Word of the Month： Simile

Free-Time Fun （P13）
What are you doing this weekend？
Ray： Harry, how are you？
Harry： Fine, Ray.
Ray： So how＇s your nose？
Harry： It＇s broken, Ray.     

The Plural Form of ＂Child＂

Teacher： What is the plural of man, Tom？
Tom： Men.
Teacher： Good. And the plural of child？
Tom： Twins.     

Why Teachers Go Crazy

Teacher： Why arc you late？
Webster： Because of the sign.
Teacher： What sign？     

Heat and Cold

A class of physics at school.
The teacher： ＂ Now, who can tell me anything about heat？＂     

LEARN TO DIALOGUE（5）

Tony： Is anything wrong,Jean？You look tired.
Kate： Yea,are you getting enough sleep？
Jean： Well,to tell the truth,I＇m a bit worried. My father has been sick all week.
Kate： Well ,why don＇t you take him to the doctor＇s？     

交际英语专练

（A） A： What subjects do you think are the most important to study at school？
B： I think that Chinese is the most important. You must be competent at your own language for people to respect you.     

The Climate of New Zealand

Teacher： Matthew, what is the climate of New Zealand？
Matthew： Very cold sir.
Teacher： Wrong.
Matthew： BUt, sir! When they send uS meat it always arrives frozen!     

Round One： A Running Competition

H： Good morning, Mr Tortoise.
T： Oh, it＇s you, Mr Hare. Good morning.
H： What are you doing？     

When Do People Talk Least?

Student A:When do people talk least? Student B:In February. Student A:Why? Student B:Because February in the shortest month of a year.     

诗二首

A Poem to Leam Spelling
When the English tongue we speak,
Why is ＂break＂ not rhymed with ＂freak＂ ？
Will you tell me why it＇s true？     

MOTHER SAYS

Do you have some bread？
Do you have some rice？
I want some bread.
It tastes very nice？     

Father's Day

For Teachers
Reading Passage 1：
What My Father Wore
Just how important are the clothes you wear？
One young man finds out. What my father wore embarrassed me as a young man. I wanted him to dress like a doctor or hwyer, but he always dressed like my father.     

SOME AND ANY

Do you have some bread？
Do you have some rice？
I want some bread.
It tastes very nice!     

The Little Bear＇s Birthday Party

人物：
B - Bear B1 -- Bee 1
B2 -- Bee 2 B3 -- Bee 3
B4 -- Bee 4 C -- Cat
D -- Dog F -- Fox