Humor

Improvement进步One student to another:“How are your English lessons coming along“。“Fine.I used to be one who couldn’t     

Humor

One yuan The teacher asked Tom:Why did you come to school so late this morning? Someone lost one yuan, answered Tom. Oh,I know.You helped him find the money,the teacher said. No,I stood on the money until the person went away.     

运动趣味多

Two Florida State football players,Bubba and Tiny,were taking an important exam.If they failed,they would not be allowed to play in the big game the following week.     

动物爆笑集锦

1 Jacob:How do you put an elephant in a fridge[冰箱]? Jimmy:I don't know,how? Jacob:You open the door and put it in! Well,how do you put a baboon[狒狒] in the fridge? Jimmy:Oh,I know! You open the door and put it in,right? Jacob:No,you open the door,take the elephant out,and then you put the baboon in.Well,all the animals except one go to a lion's birthday party,which one is it?     

Humor:

The use of Humor is often neglected and underutilized in counseling. The literature indicates that humor is indeed a powerful and versatile therapeutic tool. This article investigates the use of humor in counseling with college students. The authors highlight aspects of the therapeutic process in which they feel humor can be used effectively: initial problem exploration, decatastrophizing the situation, relationship building, breaking down barriers, reframing, and fostering insight.     

教学幽默

幽默在教学中起着重要的作用，是教学过程中不可 缺少的要素。通过收集相关资料、及时地表达、参与相关训练、适时掌握幽默的分寸，有助于掌握这一职业技能。     

Humor doulas

Laughter at professional health care conferences may be the best medicine.     

爷爷的期望

我们竭尽全力想让我们的儿女们过得更好,而结果却是适得其反。对我的孙辈们,我就明智得多了。     

Jokes and Humor

生日礼物海伦:妈妈,你知道你过生日我会送你什么礼物吗?妈妈:亲爱的,我猜不出,是什么东西?海伦:一个很漂亮的茶壶。妈妈:可我有一个很好的茶壶了。海伦:不,你没有。我刚把它掉地上摔了。ABirthdayPresentHelen:Mum,doyouknowwhatI’mgoingtogiveyouforyourbirthday?Mum:No,dear,whatisit?Helen:Aniceteapot.Mum:ButI’vegotaniceteapot.Helen:No,youhaven’t.I’vejustdroppedit。心目中的英雄我们的孙女读二年级,老师要求班上的同学写他们心目中的英雄。她的爸爸发现她选择了他,真是受宠若惊。“你为什么选我呢?”他问。“因为我不会拼ArnoldSchwarzenegger(阿诺德施瓦辛格),”她说。PersonalHeroOurgranddaughter’ssecond-gradeclasswasaskedtowriteabouttheirpersonalheroes.Herfatherwasflatteredtofindoutthatshehadchosenhim.“...     

Jokes and Humor

Fine for Parking “Tell me again,“ asked the judge, “why you parked there?“ The driver rose and answered respectfully, “Because, Your Honor, it said‘Fine for Parking‘.“ (note: “fine“ has two meanings 1.good;2.pay some money for doing something wrong.)S elf-helpI went into a bookstore one day and askedthe woman behind the counter where theself-help section was.She said,“If I told you,that would defeat the whole purpose.”(note:“self-help”has two meanings1.you take with-out paying;2.you can choose as you like)I...     

Jokes and Humor

晚餐“昨天的晚餐怎么样?”“要是汤能像白酒那么热,白酒能像鸡肉那么老,鸡肉能像女老板那么肥,我们会吃上一顿好饭。”上吊的绳子伟大的剧作家肖伯纳个子很高,可瘦得像苇杆。切斯特顿长得既高大又壮实。当他们两人站在一起的时候,对比非常强烈。有一天肖伯纳想拿切斯特顿开个玩笑,便对他说:“我要是像你这么胖,我就会去上吊。”切斯特顿对肖伯纳嘲笑他,“要是我想去上吊,一定用你当上吊的绳子。”Supper“H ow w as the dinner yesterday?”“If the soup w as as hot as the w ine,the w ine asold as the chicken,the chicken as fat as the hostess,w e w ould have had a good dinner.”The rope for hangingBernard Shaw,the great playw right,w as tall but thin like a reed.C hestertonw as both tall and sturdy.W hen they w erestandin...     

Jokes and Humor

你爸爸帮你了吗？；我没把头发全剪掉啊!。     

幽默与笑话

他真是一个大人物 ——我叔叔下面有1000个人。 ——他真是一个大人物。干什么的？ ——墓地守墓人。     

幽默与笑话

妈妈让汤米去马路对面的商店里买一盒好用的火柴．汤米回来后，妈妈问他．“你买的是好用的火柴吗？” “是的，妈妈．”汤米回答“我把它们都试过了．”     

Jokes and Humor

心目中的英雄老师要求同学们写出他们心目中的英雄。简的爸爸非常高兴,因为他发现简选择了他。你为什么选我呢?他问。因为我不会拼阿诺德·施瓦辛格,她说。