短文改错5题

一 One of Nasreddin' s friends loved money very much, and never gave something to anybody. Soon he became very rich. One day he walking near the river while he slipped and fell in. His friends ran to help him, and one of them knelt on the ground, holding out his hand and said, "Give me your hand, and I will push you out ! " The rich man' s head went down the water and then went up again, but he did not take his friend his hand. Again other of his friends tried, but again the different thing …     

Mark Twain''''s Joke on a Friend

Mark Twain was a famousAmerican writer of novels andshort stories.He liked to tellfunny__1____ and he also liked toplay jokes on (开玩笑)his friends.One day afriend of his lost his ___2___ and asked MarkTwain to buy the train ticket for him. Mark Twain said, "I'm sorry, but it hap-     

A Shortsighted Professor''''s Funny Mistakes

Professor Green is a world-famous scientist. And he is always busy thinking about scientific problems and seldom notices what is going on around him. So funny things often happen to him because he is not only absent-minded but shortsighted as well.One fine day recently, he went for a walk in the countryside,but as usual he had a book in his hand, and had no sooner set out for his walk than he became absorbed in reading. He hadn't gone far when he bumped into a cow and fell down. In the fall, …     

Love——the most important thing

Jack was a rich young man.One day,he was1very happily down astreet.Suddenly from his car came a terrible sound.He felt2,so he stoppedhis car and looked around.He saw a child standing nearby with a few small stonesin his hand.He jumped3the car and found a(凹痕)in the door.He wasso4that he caught the boy and shouted at him,     

阅读理解

Walt Disney(沃尔特·迪斯尼) was born in Chicago(芝加哥) in 1901.He enjoyed drawing.He was very poor.He drew pictures in his dad's garage(车库).One day a mouse came into the garage and played on the floor.Disney gave him some bread. Then the mouse came up and sat on his desk.In this way,the mouse and the poor artist became good friends.Later Disney went to Hollywood(好莱坞).He worked very hard,but he was not known(出名) to many people.     

美国电影学会的选择

Mark Twain was a famous American writer of novels and short stories.He liked to tell funny_______and he also liked to play jokes on (开玩笑)his friends.One day a friend of his lost his______and asked Mark Twain to buy the train ticket for him.     

FUNNY STORIES

A One day Wood bought a donkey(驴)in the market;but while he was taking it home,two thieves followed him.One of them took the rope from the donkey’s neck and tied it round his friend’s neck.Then he went away with the donkey.     

Jokes

A Dirtier HandWhen he was a child, Mike did not always obey the rules of school. One day the teacher caught him breaking a rule and asked him to come up to be punished. In that school beating the palm of hand(手掌心）with a ruler was the punishment. Mike蒺s hands were very dirty, so on the way to the teacher蒺s desk, he wiped one of his hands on his coat.The teacher looked at it for a moment and said,“Mike, if you can find a dirtier hand in the class, I shall not punish you.”“Here it is…     

The Monkey and the Cat

Once upon a timethere lived two friends a cat and a monkey. One day the monkey found some chestnuts in a fire. He wanted to eat the chestnuts but he was afraid of burning his hand so he took the cat to the fire and said "Look  here is a fine dinner for us. I have found these chestnuts but your claws are sharper than mine. So if you will pull them out of the fire we will have a great dinner together."The cat agreed to it,and began to pull the chestnuts out of the fire.Shebur…     

Just Because I Know You

Dick and Robert studied in the same class four years ago. Dick liked all kinds of beautiful clothes and spent (花费) a lot of money on them. His father was a worker and he hadn't enough money to give his son. Dick had to borrow some money from his friends. At first they lent(借) some to him, but he never gave any back to them. And later nobody believed(相信) him.     

On Shooting

Peter joined the army when he was eighteen. And for several months his officer taught him how to be a good soldier. He did quite well in everything except shooting. One day he and his friends were practising their shooting and all of them were doing quite well except Peter. After he had shot at the target nine times and had not hit it once, the officer was very angry and said, "You're quite hopeless, Peter! Don't waste your last bullet(子弹) too! Go behind that wall and shoot yourself with i…     

新床

A man called Zhang bought a new bed.He paid a lot of moneyfor it and he wanted to show it to all his friends.But he did notknow how to show it to all his friends.Then,one day,he thought of away.He told everyone that he was ill and he stayed in bed.In awhile.his friends came to visit him.They all went into his bedroom.One of them,a man called Wu,had just bought some new shoes andhe was very proud of them.Sitting next to Zhang’s bed,he lifted uphis feet and put his shoes on top of the bed so that Zhang could seethem.After a few minutes of nobody saying anything,Wu said,“Well,what’s wrong with you?”     

You''''ll soon get used to it?

An old man died and left his son a lot of money.But the son was a foolish youngman,and he quickly spent all the money,so that soon he had nothing left.Of course,when that happened,all his friends left him.When he was quite poor and alone,hewent to see Nas…     

Funny Stories

Chaplin and a fly One afternoon when Charlie Chaplin(卓别林)was sitting together with his friends talking,a fly flew into the room and kept flying around Chaplin’s head.Chaplin waved his hand to drive it away,but the fly soon came back again.For once it even rested on his nose!Chaplin got angry.He took up a fly-swatter(苍蝇拍)and swung at it,but the fly got away in time.     

STORIES

正A Bruce got on the bus early in the morning.He was going to the next town to visit one of his friends.He had got up very early,and he felt tired.Soon he fell asleep.A short while later,he woke up in the middle of a dream.In his dream,he was in a busy street.People were pushing him hard and pulling at his clothes.As he     

STORIES

Bruce got on the bus early in the morning. He was going to the next town to visit one of his friends. He had got up very early, and he felt tired. Soon he fell asleep. A short while later, he woke up in the middle of a dream. In his dream, he was in a busy street. People were pushing him hard and pulling at his clothes. As he woke up, he found that it wasn＇t only a dream.Somebody was really pulling at his coat pocket.     

字迹

Zhang could write very quickly and he thought he wasclever.But becuse his handwriting was so untidy all hisfriends laughed at him.One day he wrote a letter and thepaper was full of lines.It looked as if a spider had walkedall over it. He then asked his son to copy out the letter.But the soncould not read what his father had written.He held up theletter and said,“I’m sorry,father,but I can’t read this.What dothese words say?”     

Broken Wings,Flying Heart

He lost his arms in an accident that claimed his father’s life-who was the main source of support for the family.Since then,he has had to depend on the arms of his younger brother.For the sake of taking care of him,his younger brother became his shadow,never leaving him alone for years.Except for writing with his toes,he was completely unable to do anything in his life. One late night,he suffered from diarrhea and had to wake up his     

Life Changes on the Day

One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school. His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books. As I was walking, 1 saw some kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him.     

The Elephant Did It!

A man was travelling abroad in a small red car. One day he left the car and went shopping. When he came back, its roof was badly damaged. Some boys told him that an elephant had damaged it. The man did not believe them, but they took him to a cirus which was near there. The owner of the elephant said, “I am very sorry! My elephant has a big, round, red chair. He thought that your car was his chair, and he sat on it!” Then he gave the man a letter, in which he said that he was sorry and that he would pay for all the damage.