Doing Favors Can be Dangerous

I found out one time that doing a favor for someone could get you into a lot of trouble. I was in the eighth grade at the time, and we were having a final test. During the test, the girl sitting next to me said some- thing in a low voice, but I didn"t understand. So I leaned over her way and found out that she was trying to ask me if     

20只猫与一个猫碗(英文)

A man was looking for things of the old times. One day he came to a village and found a blue bowl. It looked veryold. The bowl was on the ground and a cat was drinking milk from it. A farmer, the owner of the cat , was lying besidethe bowl. The man did not want the farmer to know that he was interested in bowl. So he said to him softly, “What anice cat you have? Will you sell it to me?”“How much will you give me for the cat?”the farmer opened his eyes and asked.“Twenty dollars. Would t…     

短文改错练与析

After I finished the middle school this year, I began to look for work. Now several month later,I still hadn't found the job that I was interested. Last Sunday morning I received a phone call from a man calling him Mr. Smith. He said to me on the phone, "I hear you do very well in your studies. I may have a job for you." I entered his office with a beaten heart. How I hoped that I would go through the job-hunting talk but he     

Seeing a doctor

正May 7th cloudy and cold Todayisverycold.Ifeelsick when Igetup in themorning.I have a cold.My mother takes me to the hospitalto see a doctor.The doctor ask me to open my mouth and say"Ah",and then he tell me to stay in bed for rest,drink some water,eat some vegetables and fruits,don'teatice-cream、chocolate and cola.Now I feel better,I'm very thank for the doctor.He'sagood doctor.     

完形填空

In the doctor's waiting room ,sick (患病 )men and women were sitting on their chairs.Bob,a school boy,was among them.They alllook very sad1Bob.He was reading an2 storybook,just then the doctor came in and said hewas ready for the next person.Bob jumped upand3into the doctor's room.“What's your trouble?”said the doctor.4Bob could say a word,the doctor made him 5down on a bed.“Now let m e listen to yourheart”,Bob tried to speak,the doctor let him 6say anything.“I'll7your temperature(体温…     

快乐衫

Once upon a time and in a country a long way off, there was a king who was very ill. A famous doctor from another country said there was only one thing that could cure him."What is that?" said the king. "Whatever you want shall be brought for you."You must sleep for one night," said the     

完形填空四则(英文)

AOne day a lawyer's wife fell i1and he went to get a doctor. The doctor went to see the woman, but before he went into the house he stopped. He knew that the lawyer never paid his b2. So he said to the lawyer, "But if I c3 your wife, I'm afraid you may not pay me."Sir," replied the lawyer," Here!have 500 dollars. Whether you cure my wife or whether you kill her,I will give you all t 4"The doctor was s5of the payment and went into the house. When he reached the woman's bedside,he knew at …     

Mr Smith and the Doctor

Mr Smith was ill and he went to see a doctor. The doctor asked him toput out his tongue(舌头),and then he said,“OK.You can put your tongueback now. There’s nothing wrong with you,but I'm afraid you have aproblem:you seldom take exercise.”。“But,doctor.”Mr Smith said,“I don’t think so.”“Don’t tell me what you think,“the doctor said.“I know what yon need.     

Chen Xiaochun Had a Hard Childhood

Chen Xiaochun(陈小春)talked about his childhood during an interview with reporters.He said,"I was very naughty as a child.In order to let me know the hard life,Father took me from Hong Kong to the countryside in Huiyang County,Guangdong Province.     

Learning To Crawl

A first-year teacher discovers that inspiration can dangle from the ceiling. My father once said, "The more you think you know, the less you know." I imagine he was trying to give me a little warning before sending me out into the cold world; he saw my self-assurance as a neon "kick me" sign, and he didn't want to leave me entirely unprepared. I said I agreed with him, but it was still easy to mock the misguided     

把吻寄给你(英文)

My Dearest Gertrude, You will be sorry,and surprised and puzzled,to hear what a ~(1))queer illness I have had ever since you went.I sent for the doctor and said,“Give me some medicine,for I'm tired.”He said,“Non- sense and ~(2))stuff!You don't want medicine.Go to bed!”     

Breaking the News

A very old lady won a million dollars in a lottery(彩票). Her son and his wife heard the news on the radio.“How are we going to tell your mother？”the wife asked.“The shock(震惊)might kill her.”“That's true，”the son said.“Perhaps we'd better speak to her doctor about it. He'll know how to break the news（实情相告）to her gently.”They explained the situation to the old lady's doctor.“I'm glad you tell me，”the doctor said.“A shock，even a happy one，could give her a heart attack(…     

2006年中考完形真题演练(英文)

中考完形填空真题(北京)In the park I sat down to read on the bench,disappointed by life with good reason to complain,for the world was 1 letting me down.Then a young boy came up to me and said with great excitement,"Look,what I found!"In his hand wad     

幽默(英文)

Taking a Taxi The old lady was going to take a taxi."Driver," she said, "I want you to take me to the station.""Yes, madam," said the driver.     

The Doctor and His Patient

A doctor was explaining the effects of a pear and a jujube. He took a pear and said,"A pear is good to our teeth,but bad to our spleen. " Then,he picked up a jujube and said,"A jujube is opposite     

Jokes

(1)Helping Each Other John was reading a book under a big tree. Mike came up and said, "Be quick, the teacher is waiting for you." "Wait a moment,let me finish the story." "Is it very interesting? " "Yes,very interesting." "Then leave it to me; I'll help you fin-     

The Blue Feather(一)(英文)

<正>Under a snow-covered gooseberry bush,a blue featherlay quietly.One night,when the wind passed by,it said to the blue feather,"It is time for you to go.Come with me." "You don’t need me," said the blue feather.     

My Experience of Feeding a Cat

I liked cat very much. In my old opinion, cat was cute and gentle. One day, my friend asked me to feed the cat for him. So I went to his house in order to take care of his cat. His neighbor was an old woman. When I was doing some cleaning, the old woman asked me if I needed some help. Suddenly, the cat stretched out its sharp claws, and clawed me and bit me with its sharp teeth. WowA It was too abrupt. The old woman got scared. “It goes crazyA” I said and asked her to get out of the room, otherwise she woul...     

轻松学英语

Always Thirsty 总感到口渴 "I had an operation,"said a man to his friend,"and the doctor left a sponge in me." "That's terrible!"said the friend."Got any pain?" "No,but l am always thirsty!" 一个男人对他的朋友说:"我动了一次手术,手术后医生把一块海绵忘在我的身体里了." "真是太糟糕了!"朋友说道:"你觉得疼吗?" "不疼,可是我总感到口渴." What's Wrong With Your Horse? 马有什么毛病吗? After his beloved horse died,a man wanted to place an ad in the newspaper like this:Horse saddle and bridle for $50. Inadvertently (非故意地) the paper added a comma to the ad,which read instead:Horse,saddle and bridle for $50. Immediately someone responded to the ad."That's an awfully cheap price for a horse," said the caller.What's wrong with your horse?"     

My Experience of Feeding a Cat

I liked cat very much. In my old opinion, cat was cute and gentle. One day, my friend asked me to feed the cat for him. So I went to his house in order to take care of his cat. His neighbor was an old woman. When I was doing some cleaning, the old woman asked me if I needed some help. Suddenly, the cat stretched out its sharp claws, and clawed me and bit me with its sharp teeth. WowA It was too abrupt. The old woman got scared. “It goes crazyA” I said and asked her to get out of the roo…