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A guy walks past mental hospital and hears moaning voice,“13…13…13…”The man looked over to the hospital and saw a hole in the wall.He looked through the hole and gets poked in the eye.The moaning voice then groaned.“14…14…14…”一个人走过精神病医院的时候听到了呻吟声:“13……13……13……”这个人朝医院看了看,见墙上有一个洞,他朝洞里看的时候,眼睛被捅了一下。然后悲叹的声音呻吟道:“14……14……14……”E编辑/Syringa 相似文献
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I .Good News and Bad NewsA football fan asked God, "Is there a football field in Heaven?"God thought it over for a moment and said, "I'll tell you tomorrow."The next day God said to the football fan, "Half of the news is good while another half is bad."Football fan:Please tell me the good news at first.God:There is a first-class football field in Heaven.Football fan: What about the bad news?God:There will be a football match tomorrow morning. You are on court at first. 相似文献
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I.A Picnic 0n a holiday,Henry and Jack had a picnic ina park.On the ground they spread what they hadprepared for their meal.In the plate were two loavesof beef,salted eggs and some pieces of bread. Henry grabbed the larger loaf of beef.Jacksaid tO him angrily,“What bad manners youhave!Y_0U took the larger one!” Henry answered,“If you had been in my place,which 10af would you have taken?’’ “The small one.of course.” ‘‘Then what are you complaining about?’’ 野餐 在假日的一天,亨利… 相似文献
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程炜 《中学英语园地(高三版)》2006,(5)
理想职业 贝蒂是个懒姑娘,她既不努力学习,也不帮母亲做家务。 “贝蒂,你长大了干什么工作呢?”母亲问,“你太懒了,没有任何工 作适合你。” “但我知道有一份工作适合我,”姑娘说,“我要当圣诞老人。” “你要当圣诞老人?”母亲挺惊讶,“为什么呢?”ol en 丽莎是个家庭主妇。她喜欢翻来复去地安排屋里的家具。“越变越 好了,”她常说,“这样看上去不是好多了吗?” 但她丈夫约翰却不以为然,他找起东西来太麻烦了。“你知道,亲爱 的,”他经常说,“如果你让东西呆在原来的地方,我就感激不尽了。”但 是丽莎不予理会。 一天夜里,约翰被敲门声惊… 相似文献
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康俊杰 《中学生读写(初中)》2002,(10)
别字在一家副食店里,服务员刚写完黑板上的“现在另售”四个字,旁边一位顾客就说:“同志,零售的‘零’,你写的是别字。”服务员瞪了顾客一眼说:“得了吧,‘别’字还有个立刀旁儿呢!” 相似文献
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王松海 《初中生世界(初三物理版)》2004,(Z5)
Mark Twain In The Train One day,Mark Twain(马克·吐温),a greatAmerican writer,was travelling(旅行) in atrain.The conductor(列车员)asked him for his ticket(票).Mark Twain looked for the ticket here and there,but hecould not find it.The conductor knew Mark Twain. Hesaid,"Show me your ticket on your way back.And if youdon't find it,there is nothing." 相似文献