四减四等于几

正[英语原文]One day,the teacher inquired Peter:"How much is four minus four?"Peter was tongue-tired.The teacher got angry and said:"What a fool!You see,if I put four coins in your pocket,but there is a hole in your pocket and all of them leak out,now what is left in your pocket?""The hole."replied Peter.[汉语翻译]一天,老师问彼得:"4减4等于几?"彼得张口结舌答不上来。老师生气地说:"真笨!你想,我要是往你口袋里放4个硬币,而你的口袋上有个窟窿,硬币全漏掉了,那么,你口袋里还剩下什么?""窟窿。"彼得答道。     

笑话与谜语

四减四等于几?一天,老师问彼得“:4减4等于几?”彼得张口结舌答不上来。老师生气地说“:真笨!你想,我要是往你口袋里放4枚硬币,而你的口袋上有个窟窿,硬币全漏掉了,那么,你衣袋里还剩下什么?“”窟窿,”彼得答道。4-4=?One day,the teacher inquired of Pete“r:Howmuchis four minus four?”Peter was tongue-tied.The teachergot angry and said“:What a fool!You see,if I put fourcoins in your pocket,but there is a hole in your pocketand all of them leak out,now what is left in yourpocket?“”The hole,”replied Peter.…     

四减四等于几?

one day,the teacher asked Peter,“How much 15 fourminus four?,’Peter eouldn,t answer it. The teacher got angry and said,“What a fool!You see,if1 put four eoins in your Pocket,but there 15 a hole in yourPoeket and all of them leak out.And what 15 left in yourPocket?” “The hole,”rePlied Peter. 一天,老师问彼得:“四减四等于几?”彼得答不出来。 老师生气地说:“真笨!你想,如果我放四个硬币在你的口袋里,但你的价墩里有个洞,结果四个硬币都漏掉了。那么,你的口黛里还有什么?” “洞,”彼得答道。四减四等…     

英语幽默(英文)

I, You and shePeter was a clever boy. On his first day at school, he learned three words: I, YOU and SHE. The teacher taught him how to make sentences with those words. The teacher said, “I, I am your teacher;(then pointing to a girl) she, she is your classmate; you, you are my student.”When Peter went home, his father asked him what he had learned at school. Peter said at once, “I, I am your teacher;(then pointing to his mother)she, she is your classmate;you, you are my student. ”H…     

L You and she

Peter was a clever boy. On his first day at school, he learned three words: I, YOU and SHE. The teacher taught him how to make sentences with those words. The teacher said, ““I, I am your teacher; (then pointing to a girl) she, she is your classmate; you, you are my student.““     

The Ugly Hat

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巧问妙答

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What Is Your Name?

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唱歌学英文

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Humor and Jokes

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抓住一颗流星

Catch a falling star and put it in your pocket.
Never let it lade away.
Cateh a falling star and put it in your pocket.
Save it for a rainy day.