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Author Unknown 《英语辅导》2007,(7)
You Know It A woman walks into an exotic pet shop, where next to the door she sees a parrot. "You're ugly!" the parrot says to her without warning. Visibly upset, the woman goes to the manager to voice her displeasure. The concerned 相似文献
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An Amish (安曼教派的) boy and his father were visiting a mall (购物商场). They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again. The boy asked his father, "What is this, Father?" The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is. " While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened 相似文献
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TIGERA father and his small son werestanding in front of the tiger’s cage at thezoo.Father was explaining how ferocious(凶猛的)and strong tigers are,and junior(年少者,晚辈,这里指儿子)was taking it allin with a serious expression.“Dad,”the boy said finally,“if the tigergot out of his cage and ate you up…”“Yes,son?”the father said expectantly(期待地).“What bus should I take home?”theboy finished. 相似文献
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Fear of Heights A: I have a fear of heights. I never even once enjoyed the views from the plane window. B: I'm even worse. I dare not look out of the window when the plane is still on the runway. A: That's terrible. But I'm even hopeless. I get dizzy whenever I catch sight of an airmail envelope. Where Am I? Once an Englishman lost his way when he was driving in the country. He saw a farmer working in the field nearby, so he stopped his car and asked the farmer, "Excuse me, could you tell me where I am, please?" "Yes", the farmer looked at him and said, "you are in your car, sir. " 相似文献
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A pastor and a soap maker went for a walk togeth-er.The soap maker said,“What good is religion?Look atall the trouble and misery of the world!Still there.evenafter years——thousands of years-——of teaching aboutgoodness and truth and peace.Still there,after all theprayers and sermons and teachings.If religion is good andtrue,why should this be?” The pastor said nothing.They continued walkinguntil they noticed a child playing in the gutter(排水沟). Then the pastor said,“Look at that child.You say 相似文献
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《全国优秀作文选(高中)》2004,(6)
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