英语小笑话

I want a nightmare想做坏梦Before the final examination,Tom told his mother,"Mom,I had a dream last night that I’d passed today’s exam.""Don’t trust dreams,dear.It is said what you experience in dreams usually turns out to be the opposite."Mother replied."Then I do hope I’ll fail the other subjects in my dream tonight."Tom said.     

Cry

＂Tom, what＇s the matter with your brother？ ＂asked the mother in the kitchen. ＂He＇ s crying.＂
＂Oh, nothing, Mum,＂ replied Tom. ＂I＇m eating my cake. He is crying because I won＇t give him any.＂     

I Want to Be a Basketball Player

Everyone has his or her dream.Someone said,“Success is based on dreams.”No matte how difficult it is,I will try best to do make it come ture.My dream is to be a basketbal player.From now on,I will play it hard.I regard basketball as part of my life.If I become a     

瞥见《来自星星的你》

＂I used to freeze the time and said ＇I love you＇ for thousand times when you didn＇t know. I feel it the way that if l say it in the river of time, it will flow as time flows and eventually vanishes. So instead, I said it when time was frozen. I love you, Cheon Song-yi. I love you.＂ Spend less than one second to figure out its origin？ Know exactly in which episode the line is？ You must be a straight-A fan of the drama!     

开心乐园

一 Teacher:We all know that beat causes an object to expand(膨胀) and cold causes it to contract(收缩,缩小). Now,can anyone give me a good example(例子)? 老师:我们都知道热胀冷缩的道理。现在, 谁给我举个例子? John:Well,in the summer the days are long,and in the winter the days are short. 约翰:嗯,在夏天天都长,在冬天天都短。 二 Mother: Did you eat all the cookies, Tom? 妈妈:汤姆,你把饼干都吃光了? Tom: Oh, mum, I didn't touch one. 汤姆:哦,妈妈,我一个没碰过。 Mother: That's strange. There's only…     

My Dream

I had a dream last night. It was a funny dream! In my dream, Sun Wukong was flying in the sky. I said to him: "Sun Wukong! I want to fly too!" Sun Wukong said: "O.K. I will help you!" Heblew(吹) one breath(气) and I began torise(升起)slowly(慢慢地). Then I was flying into the sky. I was very happy and excited.     

Two Lies

Once there lived an old man. He liked listening to lies. He said, ＂Any man who can tell me two lies can marry my only daughter.＂ So a lot of young men in the country came to his house. But he said to all of them, ＂I＇m not pleased with your lies. I wouldn＇t give my daughter to any of you.＂ One day, a young man said, ＂It will be hot in the summer, so you should go out now and dig a big hole under the street. When the hot summer weather comes, you Will sell the cool air from the hole and get a lot of money.＂ ＂Oh, what a wonderful lie!＂ answered the old man.     

What I Want to Be

We had a class meeting last Friday, the theme forwhich was what we want to be when we grow up. The meeting was very exciting. Everyone took the chance to speak out their dreams, and so did I. Some students said they would be doctors so that they could help people recover from illnesses and live a healthful life. Some said they would become soldiers to safeguard our country and the people＇ s lives. Some others said they wanted to become scientists or inventors to im- prove our lives with their inventions, but I wanted to go to teach in a school and pass knowledge on to our children.     

I LOVE MY BEDROOM

Hello, my name＇s Wang Jiaqinl I＇m a thirteen-year-old girl from Shanghai. I have a lot of dreams for my future. I want to live in New York. I want to go to university. I want to work in London. I hope I can go traveling around the world.     

TRUE OR FALSE?

Hello, everyone! I am your science teacher, Dr. Know. Today, let’s talk about SLEEP! When we sleep, we will have dreams(梦).Dreams are bad for your health(健康).I hope you will have a good dream tonight(今晚).No, I don’t like dreams.If I have a dream,I can’t sleep well!The answ er is:     

快乐ABC(英文)

A Wonderful DreamTed: Tom, I had a wonderful dream last night. I got full marks for physics. Do you know what it means?Tom: Yes, it means you study very hard in dream.     

玛拉拉·尤萨法扎伊的日记(英文)

3 JANUARY 2009:I AM AFRAID "I had a terrible dream yesterday with military helicopters and the Taliban.I have had such dreams since the launch of the military"     

英语同源宾语小议

在教学和阅读中,我们经常会碰到这样的句子: The Chinese people live a happy life. 中国人民过着幸福的生活。 Tom dreamed a strange dream last night. 汤姆昨晚做了个奇怪的梦。 We often Smell a sweet,intense smell of Various fruit in the orchard. 我们常在果园里闻到各种浓郁的水果香。 上面这些句子的共同特点有:谓语动词后都有一个与其意义相同的名词作它的宾语,这样的宾语与动词出自同一语源,叫同源宾语。     

小小逗号影响大

小小逗号之有无,会使句义产生差别,甚至迥然不同,真可谓差之毫厘,失之千里,我们在学习中应特别注意句中的逗号,千万不要点错位置。现举数例,以说明逗号的重要性。1、Tom said the teacher was a fool.汤姆说老师是个傻瓜。Tom,said the teacher,was a fool.老师说,汤姆是个傻瓜。2、Mary is a pretty young girl.玛丽是一个相当年轻的姑娘。     

An Advertisement for Modern Bicycle

Tom saw an advertisement in a newspaper for a beautiful modern bicycle which cost ￡50, so he went to the shop to have a look.After examining the bicycle carefully, Tom turned to the shopkeeper and said, "There isn't a lamp on this bicycle, but there was one on the bicycle in your advertisement."“Y es,sir,”answered the shopkeeper,“but the lam p isn tincluded inthe price ofthe bicycle.Its an extra.”“N otincluded in the price ofthe bicycle?”Tom said angrily,“Butthats not honest.If the l…     

如何写好自由命题作文？

I used to be a shy gid any activities. When _1 who neverjoined in invited me, I always refused and said, ＂ I am only a（n） _2 potato, and I don＇t want to be the centre of _3 .＂ Even in class when the teacher questioned us, I never _ 4 others my hand because I laugh at me ifI made _5 that a mistake.     

梦

A卞n ight， 仆e dream beeomes a butterfly. 晚上， 我的梦变成了一只蝴蝶。 I卞flies into the forest，它飞到森林里， Kisses仆elittle beQrs引eeping under仆e trees.亲吻树下熟睡的小熊。 I十flies aeross the sea，它飞过大海， 公reets the lovely fishes swimming in the sea.与海中游泳的小鱼儿打招呼。 It flies onto the grassland，它飞到草原， Strokes the flowers daneing in the air.抚摸翩翩起舞的花儿。 In the morning 仆e dream flies away Leaves me a eolorful memory 早上 嗜 的梦飞走了， 给我彩色的回忆。 ~…     

My Dreams

I am a girl good at dreaming. I have had many sweet dreams.When I was five or six years old, I dreamed of becoming a mother who gave love to others just as my mother gave it to me.When I was a pupil, my dream was to be an actress, for I admired some famous actresses in TV serial plays. I also wanted very much to dance on the stage, dressed beautifully.     

Young Love

I day at ember school one was a nice day. We were sitting outside and the students were practicing when along came a Chinese teacher I knew. I asked her what she was doing and she said, ＂I＇m looking for lovers.＂ I asked if she had found any and she said no, but she would find one. I said I didn＇t think so and she insisted, ＂Yes, I will find one.＂ I told her she would not find one but she might find two.     

父爱如山(英文)

1.Tom lived in a one—parent family(单亲家庭).He’S got only a father who WaS silent(沉默寡言的).Tom didn’t think his father loved him.Inreturn.he had never said“I love you”to his fatheras other children would do坳their fathers. 3.One day.Tom told hisfather that he wou]d die for thebeggar.His father said,“Let’Sinvite him to live together WithHS.” 2.Howevet,Tom did lore someone。That’S a beggar(乞丐)at the corner of thestreet where Tom’S family lived.ToIn spentmost of his spare …