校园幽默(英文)

Ground Rules (基本原则)One of my favorite teachers at Southeast Missouri State University in Cape Girardeau was known for his droll (奇特的) sense of humor. Explaining his ground rules to one freshman class,he said, "Now I know my lectures can often be dry and boring,so I don't mind if you look at     

校园喜剧(英文)

McCarty spent almost nothing, living in her old family home,cutting the toes out of shoes if they didn't fit right and bindingher ragged Bible with tape. Over the decades, her savings-mostlydollar bills and change-grew to over $1500000. "More than Icould ever use," McCarty said. So she is giving her money awayto finance scholarships for black students at the University ofSouthern Mississippi, where tuition is about $2400 a yea…     

校园幽默(英文)

ALovelyDream（甜美的梦）Peter：Ihadalovelydreamlastnight．IdreamedIhadonemillion（百万）dollars．John：Whatdidyoudowithit？Peter：IputitinthebankbeforeIwakeup（醒来）．GiveMeYourPenMary：Tom，givemeyourpen，please．Tom：Whydon＇tyouwritewithyourownpen？Mary：Becauseitalwaysmakessomanymistakes．IlookatHimAlltheClassMike：Dickdoesn＇tlistentoyouandalwaysmakesfaces，MissGreen．Green：Yes，buthowdoyouknow？Mike：Ilookathimalltheclass．３And２Makes３芽Teacher：Tom，suppose（假如）youh…     

校园幽默(英文)

Going to the Sun Teacher:Today is the commemoration day( 纪念日 )of human going to the moon for the first time.Student:Why don't they go to the sun?Teacher:Because the sun is too hot.It can cremate( 烧成灰 )all the things.Student:They can go there at night. Circles Xiao Mao likes drawing circles in the exercise-books.When the Chinese teacher criticizes( 批评 )him,he says,"It is a period( 句号 )."When the maths teacher criticizes him,he says,"It is a zero.…     

我们的挚爱(英文)

Armani for Oscar fashions in the late’80s.and the designer sin-gle-handedly elevated the entire event,replacing Vegasy costumes withelegant couture(服装设计). Why It Still Matters:Armani is Hollywood’s power suit by dayand its designer of choice by night.The biggest names(Kevin Cost-ner,Sean Connery,Ben Affleck,Robin Williams,Jodie Foster,Michelle Pfeiffer)wear Armani to the biggest events(the Academy     

我们是冠军(英文)

I’ve paid my dues Time after time I’ve done my sentence[判决] But committed no crime[犯罪] And bad mistakes I’ve made a few I’ve had my share of sand Kicked in my face But I’ve come through And we mean to go on and on and on and on     

我们都在其中(英文)

Track 2 [All:] Together, together,together everyone Together,together, come on let's have some fun Together, we're there for each other every time Together together, come on let's do this right     

手机带给我们的麻烦(英文)

A LOUD noise suddenly attacks your ear while you enjoy a movie in acinema.A stranger makes you jump as he shouts at his friend on the other side of the city.Mobile phones are everywhere and sometimes they can be very annoying.Although they are a necessity of modern life,it is common to hear people complain about mobile phones.Discuss with your classmates what manners people should have when using them.Most public places have cell-phone rules.So try to keep your phone ringer as low aspossi…     

与我们的外国编辑聊聊天(英文)

Annie, one of our readers, sent our foreign editor a list of questions, now let's share their chat: Annie: Why did you come to China? Shelly: I really love traveling. I have been to places in South America, The Caribbean[加勒比海] and Europe. I had planned on coming to Asia eventually[最后] would like to see the whole world. Most people who are writers like to travel, it gives us something to write about.     

与我们的外国编辑聊聊天(英文)

中国留学生是不是很难在美国找工作? 沈阳辽宁肖立:I was told that Chinese students in the U.S.generally[一般]lead a hard life if they are not from an extremely[非常地]rich family,and they have to take odd jobs,such as dish-washing and baby- sitting. Is it true that it is difficult for Chinese to find proper[适当的]jobs in the U.S.?     

Our School

<正>I am a student of Sipu Middle School.Our school is very big and beautiful.There are m!any tall trees,green grass and beautiful flowers.There is also a big playground in my school.T!he teaching building is new and our classrooms are very bright.Look!There are a lot of stud!ents at① the playground.Some playing② football,some are runing③,others are flying kites.What4 happy they are!     

Our School

There is a lovely and happy girl.She is thirteen years old.She has short hair,a smiling mouth,a small nose,two big eyes and two cute ears.Her hands and legs are very long.She is not tall,but she isn＇t short either.     

Our School

Our school is not very large but beautiful.We love our school.Entering our school,you'll first see a big flower bed.There are many kinds of colorful flowersin it.How beautiful they are!If you go along the school road,on the left you'll see two teaching buildings and you'll     

Our School

<正>Our school, which was set up in 1960, lies in the south of Liangshan City. It is famous in our city.It has 24 classes, with 8 classes in each grade. The number of the students and teachers is over 2,000. In the front of the school stands a high teaching building, behind which is a lab     

我们的新学校

这是我们的学校．它是一所新的学校。 你瞧！我们的学校非常大,也菲常美丽．那里有许多繁茂的树木和五颜六色的花．还有一个大操场。我们经常在操场打篮球和玩游戏。     

Our Lovely School

<正>Look!What a tall and beautiful building!If you come to visit our school,you will be surprised,because it’s nicer than what you think.When you walk through our school gate,you can see the tallest building in our school.It’s our teaching building.There are many trees in front of it.It’s a good place for us to     

Our School Life

<正>Our school life is busy and colorful.We have six lessons a day.We have many subjects to learn,such as Chinese,Maths,English,Chemistry,Physics,History,Geography,P.E.and Politics.Our teachers are strict with us.And we must study hard.After school,we can play on     

我们的学校被污染了

Nearby our school there is a factory with nine tall and big chimneys. Every day the factory gives out poisonous gases from those chimneys, which emit thick smoke constantly. The scene of this is frightful and threatening all of us. How serious the pollution is!     

我们的乡村学校

<正>我们度过了一个美好的暑假。当我们返回校园的时候,我们发现学校大变样了。学校里种了许多幼苗,我们的教室也焕然一新了。教室重新粉刷一遍,看起来又白又新。刘老师是我们的校长。上学期,他说我们的学校太旧了,于是他决定组织工人粉刷教室。所有的教室现在白得像纸一样,灯是新的,电风扇也是新的。当我们坐在崭新的教室里,我们感觉很兴奋。这是我们镇里的寄宿学校。早晨我们大声地读书,晚上我们安静地写作业。校园里有鸟儿在树上歌唱,花