天生我“堡”不垃圾

Once upon a time,there was a burger who had many lives.Each day,she would wake up in the burger bar,and patiently wait her turn to be cooked by the chefs,before being served to the customers.While being eaten,she would do everything possible to make herself really delicious,and with the customer's final bite,she would feel like the lights had gone out and she had simply fallen asleep.The next day,the whole process would repeat itself.     

Young Love

I day at ember school one was a nice day. We were sitting outside and the students were practicing when along came a Chinese teacher I knew. I asked her what she was doing and she said, ＂I＇m looking for lovers.＂ I asked if she had found any and she said no, but she would find one. I said I didn＇t think so and she insisted, ＂Yes, I will find one.＂ I told her she would not find one but she might find two.     

JOKES

Helen＇s eyes were not very good,so she usually wore glasses. But when she was nineteen never wore glasses when and began she was to go out with a young man, she th him. When he e, ame to the door to take her out, she would take her glass off, and when she got back home again and he left, she would put them on.     

Potential vs. Reality

A kid comes home from school with a writing assignment.He asks his father for help.“Dad,can you tell me thedifference between potential and reality?”His father looks up thoughtfully,and then says,“l'll display it to you.Go askyour mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.Next,ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pittfor a million dollars.Then go ask your brother if he would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.Then come back and     

伊索寓言二则(英文)

1. The Milkmaid and Her Pail A milkmaid was going to the market. She carried her milk with a pail on her head.As she went along she began calculating what she would buy after she had sold the milk."I'll buy a new dress, and when I go to the ball, all the …     

完形填空一则(英文)

As late as 1800, women's only place was in the home. The idea of women in the (?) world was unthinkable. (?) "nice" woman would dream of (?) what was strictly a "man's world". Even if she could, what would she do? (?) was the first     

不可触摸的花

Xiao's mother owned a beauty parlor in Jiangsu Province.Two years ago she had borrowed from her friends and relatives to fund the business that she knew would do well.Beauty,she knew,was a commoditu forever in demand.Men and women,yong and not so young,thougut little about handing out crisp     

An Unlocked Door

A mother and her daughter lived in a village. Every night, the mother would lock the door with three locks, because she was alraid that a thief might come in.     

My English Teacher

My aunt was a cleaner.She used to work on Zhongshan Road.Herhobby is singing.She could sing many songs.If she was free,she was always singing and I would listen to her carefully.Aunt worked very     

The Girl and the Geese

In the United States there was an unusual story of a girl. One day while she was taking a 1 along the bank of a lake, the girl happened to see 20 wild goose （野雁） eggs. After some time the girl knew their 2 would not return to her eggs and she decided to take 3 home. There she 4 put the eggs in the heat of a lamp （灯）. Several days later the eggs 5 and the baby geese came into the world.     

梦想中的大学,值得期待吗?

When she applied to 13 colleges last year,Carly Chase thought she was wise to all the possible responses she would get:deferment (拖延),early acceptance,regular acceptance, or rejection. But when she opened up the envelope from Skidmore College in Saratoga Springs,N.Y.,-her top choice-she thought, "Oh, that's a new one." Ms.Chase had applied for regular fall admission(入场卷).But the letter stated that her enrollment at Skidmore's campus would be delayed until January. In the meantime,the school suggested, Chase might like to     

A Visit to Beijing

Han Mei is now very happy to hear that her best friend, Lucy, will visit Beijing again. Lucy is an American girl. By air, she came to Beijing last year. That was her first travel to Beijing. During her stay in Beijing, she visited many places of interest, such as the Great Wall and the Summer Palace.When in Beijing last year, Lucy told me a story she would never forget. She walked on the Great Wall. Two hours later, she felt very thirsty. So she opened her bag to take a bottle of water…     

妈妈教予我的人生经验

My mother was the smartest person I've ever known,not because she had a fancy job or a high level of education,but because of her life experience.When I was a little kid,she used to share her thoughts,ideas and life lessons with me.I can honestly say I would not have been the person I am today without her 1)wisdom.     

学生优秀英语习作欣赏

正(一)Don’t Play Puppy Love,Dear Friend Wang Li,my good friend,didn’t pass the entrance examination to senior high school,which irrigated her parents greatly as well as confused some teachers and her classmates.As a good girl like her,why is the result like that?Really,she was very good at her lessons when she came to junior high school.What’s more,she was clever and beautiful.Therefore,everyone liked her,and the teachers all thought that she would be a girl of great promise.     

小老太和十二只鹅

The Little Old Woman had only one blan-ket for her bed. It was a nice red flannel blan-ket,but it was full of holes.“I must get a newblanket before winter comes,”she said.“Orbetter yet,I might buy me a feather bed.Howwarm and cozy I would be in a feather bed oncold winter nights!“ But feather beds cost a lot of money, sothe Little Old Woman bought a flock of geeseinstead.As she was driving them home from themarket,she said to herself:“These twelve geesewill lay eggs for me all summer.Then whenwinter com...     

爱在心,口要开

I met Connie the day she was 1)admitted to the 2)hospice 3)ward,where I worked as a volunteer.Her husband,Bill,stood nervously nearby.Although Connie was in the final stages of her fight against cancer,she was 4)cheerful.We got her 5)settled in.I finished marking her name on all the hospital 6)supplies she would be using,then asked if she needed anything.     

亚洲R&B歌后——李玟

Born in Hong Kong and having emigrated to the United States at the tender age of 10, CoCo Lee had no idea she would become an international singing superstar. After winning the second place in a singing contest (equilavent to Star Search) in Hong Kong, her life would be forever changed.     

谈谈used to与would

复旦大学主编的《英语》第三册第四课讲的是一个女孩如何成长为导游的故事,课文里有这样一段话,“When she was just a little girl,she usedto watch the group of tourists being led around some famous historicalsite.Whenever she could,she would stand close to the group and listento the guide.”(当她还是个小女孩的时候,她总是去看一批游客被人领着     

完形填空精练

A gift left to herEarly in the morning,I was taken in a ny-lon bag into a truck.I felt horrible as well as1.What would she do with me?She wasalmost mad after the2of her husband.A few minutes later,I heard the truck3its engine and move fast.I kept makingsounds to show my protest,but failed to makeany4.Finally she put me down in a5place.Maybe she didn’t want me to die fromlack of air;she untied the bag.I6out and looked up,only to seemany strange faces and fingers pointing at me.It turned ou…