五百遍

在中西部一个大城市的交通法庭里,一位年轻女士被带到法官面前,她由于开车闯红灯被开了罚单。女士向法官解释,她是一名学校老师,请求法官马上处理她的案     

五百遍

在中西部一个大城市的交通法庭里，一位年轻女士被带到法官面前，她由于开车闯红灯被开了罚单。女士向法官解释，她是一名学校老师，请求法官马上处理她的案子.     

小幽默两则

This Is My Seat It was a woman's first time on a plane. She boarded the plane and found herself a window seat. After she had settled in, a man came over and insisted that she was in his seat. She ignored him and told him to go away. "Okay," replied the man. "If that's the way you want it, you fly the plane."这是我的位子有位女士第一次坐飞机。她登机后,替自己找了一个靠窗的位子。她就座以后,一个男士走过来,坚持说那女士坐了他的座位。女士不理他,并叫他走开。“好吧,”男士回答。“如果你就要这样想,那你…     

拥有亿万美元秘密的男孩

One day in 1965,when I was a librarian at View Ridge School in Seattle,a fourthgrade teacher came up to me.She had a student who finished his work before all the others and needed a challenge."Could he help in the library?"she asked.I said,"Send him along."1965年,我在西雅图维尤里奇学校当图书馆员时,一天,一个四年级老师来找到我说,她有个学生总是最先完成功课,他需要做点对他有挑战性的工作。"他可以来图书馆帮帮忙吗?"她问。"带他来吧!"我说。     

A Clever Escape

A wise judge (法官) , who served in a district (地区的) government by an unjust man, was once condemned to prison (被判刑) in a tower because the governor was displeased by the great affection (爱) which the people felt for the judge. The tower was very high and judge was condemned to spend his entire life there all alone.     

如果我是一个经理

正[英语原文]If I am a manager One day in class,the teacher assigned his students to write a compositionif I am a manager.All the students began to write except a boy. The teacher went to him and asked the reason."I am waiting for my secretary," was the boy’s answer.[汉语翻译]如果我是一个经理一天课上,老师要同学们以"如果我是一个经理"为题写一篇作文。所有的学生都在动笔写了,只有一个男生例外。老师走过去问他为什么不写。"我在等我的秘书。"那孩子答道。     

“过去完成时”用法之问答

学生:老师,您好!我看到了这样一个句子:Upon entering the tomb,Carter's lucky pet bird,which had led him to the place,was eaten by a snake.请问老师,这个句子中定语从句的谓语部分是什么形式?     

你认为死苍蝇会飞吗?

1.Jane is only four and doesn't go to school. Her grandpa was a teacher and now stays at home. He teaches the girl to read and write. 简只有四岁,还没有上学。她爷爷曾经是老师,现在呆在家里。他教简读书、写字。     

红头母鸡

<正>There was once a redhead hen who lived with her chicks on a farm. In late summer, she saw that the corn was ripe1, ready to harvest and to become a good food and had an idea,"What if I make a delicious corn cake?! Everyone will like it!"从前,一只红头发母鸡和她的小鸡一起住在农场里。夏末的时候,她看到玉米已经成熟,准备收割作为一种很好的食物,她想出了一个主意:"如果我做一个美味的玉米蛋糕会怎么样     

毕业礼物

1.A young man from a wealthy fam ily was about to graduate fromhigh school.It was the custom in that affluent neighborhood for theparents to give the graduate anautom obile.B ill and his father had spentm onths looking at cars,and the weekbefore graduation they found a perfectcar.Bill was certain that the car would be hison graduation night.一个富裕家庭出身oolden的年轻人马上就要高中毕业了。在他居住的富人区有个传统,就是父母亲在孩子毕业的时候应该给他们买辆汽车。比尔和父亲花了好几个月时间去看车,…