魔法帽(英文)

Jokes I lost* my little dog yesterday. Why don’t you put an ad(广告)in the newspaper?* It’s no use. My dog can’t read. Jenny, why are you picking your nose* in class? My mother doesn’t let me do it at home. Teacher: Jenny: Billy: Lucy: Billy:Jim’s father has three sons.     

超级巨星(英文)

People always talk about All the things there all about Write it on a piece of paper Got a feeling I’ll see you later There’s something’bout this Lets keep it moving And if it's good let’s just get something coking’Cause I really wanna rock with you I’m feeling some connection[关系]to the things you do (You do,you do)     

Some Humor Between Teachers and Students

1TEA C H E R:A lfred,how can one person m akeso m any stupid m istakes in oneday?A LFR ED:I get up early.2TEA C H E R:Tom m y,w hy do you always get sodirty?TO M M Y:W ell,I’m a lot closer to the groundthan you are.3H A R O LD:Teacher,would you punish m e forsom ething I didn’t do?TEA C H E R:O f course not.H A R O LD:G ood,because I didn’t do m yhom ework.4TEA C H E R:I hope I didn’t see you looking atD on’s paper.JO H N:I hope you didn’t either.5G A R Y:I do…     

too and either

Clever Mouse:I’m tired. Miss Bee:I’m tired,too. Clever Mouse:I don’t want to move. Miss Bee:I don’t want to move,either. Clever Mouse:What’s wrong with you?Why do you always follow me? Miss Bee:I’m kidding.     

《牛津小学英语》6A Unit 7 At Christmas Part A

教学过程Step 1.Warm-up 1.Listen and sing the song"Jingle Bells"(渲染圣诞节的气氛)2.Free talk T:Boys and girls,what day is today?What holiday(节日)is coming?S:It’s Christmas.T:I like Christmas very much.Do you like Christmas?S:Yes,we do.T:When’s Christmas?S:It’s on the 25th of December.T:What do people usually do at Christmas?     

《新标准英语》3B Module 4 Unit 1 Do you like meat?

教学过程Step1.Warming up1.Do exercises together.T:Hello,boys and girls.I like morning exercises.I do it every day.Now I have an easy exercise here.Let’s do it together.OK?设计意图:爱动是低年级     

动物爆笑集锦

1 Jacob:How do you put an elephant in a fridge[冰箱]? Jimmy:I don't know,how? Jacob:You open the door and put it in! Well,how do you put a baboon[狒狒] in the fridge? Jimmy:Oh,I know! You open the door and put it in,right? Jacob:No,you open the door,take the elephant out,and then you put the baboon in.Well,all the animals except one go to a lion's birthday party,which one is it?     

英语5分钟

Dialogue 1:at the garden(在花园里)Sarah:what’s your favorite color,Peter?(你最喜欢什么颜色?)Peter:I guess.What’s yours?(我想想。你呢?)Sarah:I love orange.(我喜欢橙色。)Peter:so do I.(我也是。)     

会飞的汽车(英文)

Bill:What’s this?John:It’s a model of the car of the future.Bill:What can it do?What's so different about it?John:Well,when I push this lever(杠杆)this way,the car will go toward you,and if I reverse(反向拉)it,it will back up.See?Bill:Very good,but any car will go forward and backward.John:Yes.but chis one will do more.When I     

跟我学

I come from England.where do you come from?What’s the climate like inyour country?It’s mild,but it’s notalways pleasant.Sue:你来自哪个国家啊?Hans:我来自英国。Sue:你们国家的天气怎样?Hans:挺温暖的,不过很少有晴天的时候。Which seasons doyou like best?I lik