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吃鱼肖童正在姑姑家吃午饭,姑姑为她做鱼。肖童边吃边说:"这鱼真好吃,要是不放刺就更好了。"     

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儿子：“你不是说你从来没在夜里叫我起床吗？” 妈妈：“是啊!” 儿子：“我是什么时候出生的？”     

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Even SmarterTwo women that are dog owners are arguing about whose dog is smarter...First Woman: "My dog is so smart, every morning he waits for the paper boy (送报工) to come around and then he takes the newspaper     

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John was reading a book under a bigtree.Mike came up and said, “Be quick,theteacher is waiting for you.”     

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A woman phoned her daughter,who lived with a roommate.Instead of connecting with either of the young women,she got this recorded message: "Katy and I are not in at the moment.If you are a man,leave your name and number and we will promptly return your call.If you are a parent,everything is fine,and we will call you soon.If you are a bill collector, we have already paid the bill."译文:一个妇女给她的女儿打电话,她女儿有一位室友。然而,这位母亲没有和两个年青姑娘联系上,却听到了下面的留言:“我和凯蒂现在不在。如果是位     

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Two PronounsProfessor:Name two pronouns,please.Student:Who? me?Professor:Good! Sit down,please.两个代词教授:请列举两个代词。学生:谁,我?教授:很好,请坐。     

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英国和月亮老师:英国和月亮哪个更远?约翰:英国。老师:英国?为什么?约翰:因为我能看见月亮,却看不见英国。     

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A One day,a rich man and his son went out for a walk.On their way,the rich man felt very uncomfortable and found he had put on a pair ofodd shoes,one with a thick sole and the other with a thin sole.     

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母鸡的腿 儿子：爸爸,为什么母鸡的腿很短？父亲：提这么傻的问题!难道你不知道吗？如果母鸡的腿太长,下蛋的时候会把鸡蛋摔破的。     

初二易混词语讲与练（Units15—17）

一What kind of dog is always bitten but never barks?什么样的狗总是被咬却从不叫?     

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好消息和坏消息 约翰：我要告诉你一个好消息和一个坏消息。你想先听哪个？ 本：好吧,好消息。 约翰：好消息就是安德鲁非常喜欢你的照片。 本：太棒了!那坏消息呢？ 约翰：坏消息就是安德鲁是我的狗。     

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一粒种子杰克:吉姆,请把我送到医院去,快点!吉姆:你怎么啦?杰克:我刚才吃了一粒苹果籽到肚里去了。我     

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Ⅰ妈妈让吉姆去买锁,不一会儿他就回来了。妈妈:你可真快!锁买回来了吗?吉姆:没有,妈妈。我忘了问你要不要买钥匙。     

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(1)Helping Each Other John was reading a book under a big tree. Mike came up and said, "Be quick, the teacher is waiting for you." "Wait a moment,let me finish the story." "Is it very interesting? " "Yes,very interesting." "Then leave it to me; I'll help you fin-     

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Teacher：Tom if you have three apples and eat one,how many will you have？