丑小鸭

Down by the water an old motherduck sat andsat on hereggs.At lastone egg afteranother began to crack(破裂).“Peep!Peep!Peep!”she heard.Little by little baby ducklings(小鸭子)began to pop out of the eggs.     

七年级(上)重点句型专练

1.王老师,下午好!________,Miss Wang!2.“那是他的背包吗?”“不,它不是。”——________his backpack?——No,________.3.这个用英语怎么说?____this____English?4.你是怎样拼写“钢笔”这个词的?________you____pen?5.“他是你的弟弟吗?”“是,他是。”——____he your____?——Yes,________.6.“你的鞋是什么颜色的?”“白色的。”——____________your shoes?——____white.7.你妈妈好吗?________your mother?8.“我的钥匙在哪儿?”“在沙发上。”——________my keys?——________the sofa.AFchoolSriendgfEnolish9.你的棒球在椅…     

Units 1—2重点句型单选专练(英文)

根据汉语完成英语句子,每空一词。1.“你叫什么名字?”“我叫吉姆,见到你很高兴。”——____your name?——____Jim.Nice to____you.2.她姓什么?____her____name?3.“这是你的铅笔吗?”“是的。”——________your pencil?——Yes,________.4.“那是他的背包吗?”“不,不是。”     

Kate Went To School(初二适用)

Katewenttoschoolwhenshewassixyearsold.Shelikedherfirstdayverymuch.Herteacher,MissMary,wasverynice,andtheotherchildreninherclasswerenice,too.Butattheendofthesecondday,whentheotherchildrenlefttheclassroom,Katestayedbehindandwaited.MissMaryhadsomeworktodoanddidnotseeKateatfirst,butthenshelookedupandsawher.“Whydidntyougowiththeothers,Kate?”sheaskedkind-ly.“Didyouwanttoaskmeanyquestions?”“Yes,MissMary,”Katesaid.“Whatisit?”MissMaryasked.“WhatdidIdoinschooltoday?”Katesaid.MissMaryla…     

Smell and Sound

OnedayGeorgewentintoaninnashefeltalit鄄tlehungry.However,hefoundatoncethefoodtherewastooexpensiveforhim.Hewasjustabouttoleavewhentheinnkeepercameuptohim.“Doyouthinkyoucanleavewithoutpaying?”saidtheinnkeeper.“WhyshouldIpaysinceIhaven'teatenanythinghere?”askedGeorge.“Thenwhydidyoucomein?”“Ifoundyourfoodsmeltgood,butitwastooexpensiveforme.”“Thatisit.Nowthatyou'vetakenthesmellofmyfood,itisthesameasthefooditself,soyouhavetopay.”Georgedidn'tseemveryupsetattheinnkeeper'swords.Hetookouth…     

What’s in the Sky?

Aboywaswalkingalongthestreet.Suddenlyhestoppedandlookedupintothesky.Ayoungmanpassedbyhim.Whenhesawtheboy,hefeltcuriousandlookedup,too.Justthenagirlcameupandsawthem.“Istheresomethinginterestinginthesky?”shethoughtandlookedup,too.Suddenlytheboyasked,“Hey,whatareallofyoulookingupat?”“Thatswhatweregoingtoaskyou,”saidtheyoungman.“Youwanttoaskme?ButIwasntlookingatanything,”saidtheboy,“Iraisedmyheadupwardbecausemynosebled.”What’s in the Sky?@程炜…     

只等五分钟

AmanvisitsGodandsays,“God,doyoumindifIaskyouafewquestions?”Godsays,“No,askmeanythingatall.”Sothemansays,“God,you’vebeenaroundforaverylongtime,so,foryou,howlongisathousandyears?”Godreplies,“Forme,athousandyearsisonlyfiveminutes.”Themanthensays,“That’sinteresting,God.And,foryou,howmuchisamilliondollars?”Godreplies,“Forme,amilliondollarsisonlyfivecents.”Themansays,“Really?WellthenGod,couldyoulendmefivecentsplease?”Godlooksattheman,smilesandsays,“Ofcoursemyson.Justwaitfive…     

两个鸡蛋

“What’sthematter,Bob?”askedhismother.“Whydoyoulooksosad?”“Idon’thaveanyonetoplaywith,”Bobsaid.“Whydon’twejuststayinSaltLakeCity?Ihadfriendsthere.”“Youwillsoonmakefriendshere,”saidhismother.“Waitandsee。”Justthentherewasataponthedoor.Mrs.Milleropenedit.Therestoodawomanwithredhair.“Hello,”shesaid.“I’mMrs.Carey.Ilivenextdoor.”“Comein.”saidMrs.Miller.“BobandIaresogladyoucame.”“Icametoaskfortwoeggs,”saidMrs.Carey.“Iwanttobakeacake.”“Youmayhavetheeggs,”saidMrs.Miller.“Butdositdown.Let’shavecoffeeandtalkalittle.”Th...     

谁是第一人?

Ateachersaidtoherclass:“Whowasthefirstman?”“GeorgeWashing-ton,”alittleboyshoutedpromptly.“HowdoyoumakeoutthatGeorgeWashingtonwasthefirstman?”askedtheteacher,smiling.“Because,”saidthelittleboy,“hewasfirstinwar,firstinpeace,andfirstintheheartsofhiscountrymen.”Atthattimealargerboyhelduphishand.“Well,”saidtheteachertohim,“whodoyouthinkwasthefirstman?”“Idon'tknowwhathisnamewas,”saidthelargerboy,“butIknowitwasn'tGeorgeWashington,madam.BecausethehistorybooksaysGeorgeWashingtonma…     

Autograph

“Dad,canyouwriteinthedark?”“Ithinkso.Whatisityouwantmetowrite?”“Yournameonthisreportcard.”【译文】签名“爸爸,你能在黑暗中写字吗?”“我想可以。你想让我写什么?”“在这张成绩单上签名。”Autograph@Jason     

Just Hopeless!

Theteacherwasaskingoneofthepupilssomequestions,butnoneoftheanswerswerecorrect.Sotheteacherraisedsomeverysimplequestions,hopingthathecouldatleastgiveoneanswercor-rectly.“Now,Sam,whatisWaterloo?”“Waterloo?”saidtheboy.“Oh,itsakindofwashingmachine,Ithink.”Theteachershookhishead.“Sam,beserious,please.Nowtellmetheanswertoavery,verysimplequestion:WhowasWashington?”“Well,”theanswercamequickly,“Washingtonmustbethemanwhousesthatwashingmachine.”Theteacherbithislips.Butthedidntgiveup.Het…     

A Cure for a Headache

Onedayamanwentintoachemistsshopandsaid,“Haveyouany-thingtocureaheadache?”Thechemisttookabottlefromashelf,helditunderthegentlemansnoseandtookoutthecork.Thesmellwassostrongthattearscameintothemanseyesandrandownhischeeks.“Whatdidyoudothatfor?”hesaidangrily,assoonashecouldgetbackhisbreath.“Butthatmedicinehascuredyourheadache,hasntit?”saidthechemist.“Youfool.”saidtheman.“Itsmywifethathastheheadache,notme!”A Cure for a Headache$河北邢台职教中心@严寒 @程炜…     

It Has Gone Out Too

Onecoldday,afriendoftheBrownswenttovisitthem.Themaidstoppedhimatthedoor.Thefriendasked,“IsMrBrownathome?”“No,hehasgoneout,”repliedthemaid.“IsMrsBrownathome,then?”“No,shehasgoneout.”“MayIcomeinandsitbythestove?”“No,ithasgoneout,too!”It Has Gone Out Too@永强…     

幽默六则(英文)

1.Doctor:Pleaseopenyourmouth,madam.Lady:Thankyouverymuch,doctor.Doctor:Whydoyouthankme?Lady:Becausemyhusbandalwaysaskedmetoshutup.2.Ateacheraskedoneofhisstudents,“Whatisthelongestandwhatistheshortest?”Thestudentansweredimmediately,“Thelastseveralminutesofaclassisthelongest,whilethelastseveralminutesofanexamistheshortest.”3.TheteacheraskedTom,“Whydidyoucometoschoolsolatethismorning?”“Someonelostoneyuan,”answeredTom.“Oh,nowIknow.Youhelpedhimfindthemoney,”theteachersaid.“No,Isto…     

初中教师自测试题 现代汉语部分

一、绪论、语言 1.什么是现代汉民族共同语? 2.语言的三要素是什么? 3.现代汉语的方言按七个区划分,包括哪些方言区? 4.什么叫音节和音素?构成普通话音节的三个要素是什么?哪些普通话音素不是由一个拉丁字母充当的?“ei”和“zhi”、“zi”中的“i”,“uei”和“ie”中的“e”,“pu”和“ju”中的“u”,是不是同一个音素,为什么? 5.辅音、元音是按什么标准划分的,普通话中有多少个辅音和元音?声母、韵母是根据什么标准划     

It''''s Not That

“MayIborrowyourrecordplayer?”amanaskedhisneighbour.“Sure.Doyouwanttolistentosomemusic?”“No,”heanswered.“TonightIwanttohavesomepeaceandquiet.”It's Not That@扬帆     

My Mother Is a Nurse

Story:Kathy,JoeandLeoaretalkingaboutKathy’sfamilymembers.“Whatisyourmother?”asksJoe.“She’sanurse,”Kathyreplies.“Whatisyourfather?”Leoasks.“He’sapoliceman,”Kathysays.“Apoliceman?Cool!”sayLeoandJoetogether.TheywanttobeasbraveasKathy’sfather.Kathyissoproudof     

I''''m Helping Him

A m aster ofa ship called out,“W ho is below?”A boy answered,“W ill,sir.”“W hat are you doing?”“N othing,sir.”“Is Tom there?”“Y es,”said Tom.“W hatare you doing?”“Im helping W ill,sir.”(本刊资料)I'm Helping Him     

The Happiest Day in My Life

fterschoolwasover,Iranallthewayhome.MumwascookingwhenIgothome.“I蒺mhungry,Mum.MayIhavesomethingtoeat?”“Oh,waitaminute.Supperwillbereadysoon.Andsomeguestswillcomefordinnertoday.Let蒺swaitforthem.”“Whyaretheresomanydishes?Whowillcometoday?”“Oh,Ican蒺ttellyounow.Goanddoyourhomework,andyou蒺llknowaboutitsoon.”Iwenttomybedroomandbegantodomyhomework.Twentymin鄄uteslater,therecameaknockatthedoor.“Whoisit?”Iwonderedandwenttoopenthedoor.IwassurprisedtoseetherewerePingping,LiHua,MaJun…     

小约翰数学没及格

LittleJohnnyreturnsfromschoolandsayshegotanFinarithmetic.“Why?”asksthefather.“Theteacherasked‘Howmuchis2ⅹ3?’Isaid‘6’.”“Butthat’sright!”“Thensheaskedme‘Howmuchis3ⅹ2?’”“What’sthefuckingdifference?”asksthefather.“That’swhatIsaid.”小约翰从学校回来后,说他算术得了个F(没及格),父亲问:“为什么?”“老师问2乘3得几?我说‘6’。”“那对啊!”“然后她问我3乘2得几?”父亲问:“这他妈的有什么区别呢?”小约翰数学没及格@刘凤芹…