两只鸟

正[英语原文]Teacher:Here are two birds,one is a swallow,the other is sparrow.Now who can tell us which is which?Student:I can not point out,but I know the answer.Teacher:Please tell us.Student:The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.[汉语翻译]老师:这儿有两只鸟,一只是燕子,另一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子,哪只是麻雀吗?学生:我指不出,但我知道答案。老师:请说说看。学生:燕子旁边的就是麻雀,麻雀旁边的就是燕子。     

Birds

Teacher:Here are two birds,one is a swallow,the other is spar- row.Now who can tell us which is which? Student:I cannot point out but I know the answer. Teacher:Please tell us. Student:The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow. 老师:这儿有两只鸟,一只是燕子,另一只是麻雀。谁能指出 哪只是燕子,哪只是麻雀吗? 学生:我指不出,但我知道答案。 老师:请说说看。 学生:燕子旁边的就是麻雀,麻雀旁边的就是燕子。     

校园英语幽默四则

两只鸟老师: 这儿有两只鸟,一只是燕子,一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子,哪只是麻雀吗?学生:我指不出,但我知道答案。老师:请说说看。学生:燕子旁边的就是麻雀,麻雀旁边的就是燕子。1. Two BirdsTeacher: Here are two birds, one is aswallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tellus which is which?Student: I cannot point out but I know theanswer.Teacher: Please tell us.Student: The swallow is beside the sparrowand the sparrow is beside the swallow.鱼网" 你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗,安?" 老师发问道。" 把许多小…     

Two birds

Teacher:Here are two birds,one is a swallow,and other is sparrow。Now who can tell us which is which? Student:I cannot point out but I know the answer.     

开心笑吧

Mr Li:When it thunders,we see thelightning first,then hear the thunder.Why?Tony:Because our eyes are beforeears.李老师:打雷时我们总是先看到闪电,后听到雷声。这是为什么?托尼:因为我们的眼睛在前,耳朵在后啊!Miss Zhang:Look at the two birds.One is a swallow,and the other is asparrow.Who can tell us which is which?Mary:The swallow is beside thesparrow and the sparrow is beside theswallow.张老师:瞧这两只鸟,一只是燕子,另一只是麻雀。谁能告诉大家哪只是燕子,哪只是麻雀?玛丽:麻雀旁边的是燕子,燕子旁边的…     

笑话(英文)

Two birds Teacher: Here are two birds. One is a swallow(燕子) , and the other is a sparrow(麻雀) .Now who can tell which is which?     

Two Birds

Teacher： Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which？     

My Favorite Things

Do you want tokno w abou tm yfavo rite thin gs? NowI w ill tell yo u. M y favo rite food is beef and m y favo rited rink is lem on ade.I also like som e fruits:ban anas, ap ples,p ears,w aterm elons and o rang es. M y favorite sp ort isb asketball. I also like sw im m in g. S even is m y favo riten um ber. I th ink it can brin g g ood luck to m e. M y favo riteco lor is b lue—sky blu e。 I like m usic and m y favorite star isJay Zho u.I like actio n m o vies very m uch ,b ecau se I th ink…     

问路、指路、谢语归纳小结

一、问路:在向别人询问方向之前,要用礼貌用Excuse me来引起对方的注意。常用语有下列几种说法:1. Excuse me,where is the station?2. Is there a station near here?3. Which is the way to the station?4. How can I get to the station?5. Can you tell me how I can get to the station?6. Could you tell me how to get to the station?7. Could you tell me which is the way to the station?8. Can you tell me the way to the station?     

小幽默

牙痛一马吉姆:那颗牙还痛吗?如果那颗牙是我的，我就请人把它拔掉。汤姆:如果那颗是你的，我也会这么做。T00thaChe J俪:15 that tooth still aehing? I’d have that tooth out if it were Inlne. Tom:50 would 1 if it were yours·TWO Anims}S万只动物T即he亡Here are two animals，one 15 a dog，and the other 15 woif. Now who ean tell us whieh 15 whieh? Shiden七1 eannot point out butl know the answer.及朋h既Please tell us. Student:The dog 15 beside the wolf and the wo任15 beside thed()9.老师:这儿有两只动物…     

Violin Lessons

“D addy, can I learn to play the violin?”young Sarah asked her father.She w as alw ays asking for things and her father w as notvery pleased. “Y ou costm e a lot of m oney,Sarah,”he said. “First you w anted to learnhorse riding,then dancing,then sw im m ing.N ow it’s the violin.” “I’llplay every day,D addy,”Sarah said.“I’lltry very hard.” “A llright,”her father said.“This is w hatI’lldo.I’llpay for you to havelessons for six w eeks.A t the end of six w eeks you …     

My Favorite Sport

H i。 Everyone, m y nam e isTracy.I love sports very m uch, suchas sw im m ing, roller-skating, table tennis andbadm inton. But do you know w hat is m y favoritesport? Let m e tell you, it’s table tennis. Y ou m ust besurprised, “A girl’s favorite sport is table tennis? That’sstrange。” There’s no strange at all. I learned playing tabletennis from m y elder brother w hen I w as 10years old.I’m notvery good at it, but I still love to play it. W hen I am tired ofstudying at hom e, I …     

Hard Times

A:What time is it by your watch?B:Quarter to.A:Quarter to what.B:I can’t tell.Times got so bad that I had to lay off one of the hands.     

He Isn't a Rose

"Tom, you go home and tell your parents to give Little Dick a good bath. None of the class is willing to sit beside him. No one can stand it!""Sir, my brother comes here to study, not to be smelt by you. He isn't a rose!"He Isn't a Rose     

社交苑(英文)

问路与指路1.Excuse me, which is the way to the station?2.Excuse me, how can I get to the zoo?3.Excuse me, could you tell me where the nearest restaurant(餐馆)is?     

母爱无价

M ather's D ay 母亲节妈妈辛苦你了T he C ost of L ove O ne nightw hen m y w ife w as preparing dinner, our little son tooka piece ofpaper to her w hich read: For w ashing the car--$ 5.00 Playing w ith little sister--$0.25 G etting a good reportcard--$5.00 For sw eeping the com m on corridor--$2.00 Total--$12.25 H is m other looked at him standing there expecting paym ent. Shepicked up the pen and turning the paper over,this is w hatshe w rote: For 9 m onths I carried you—N o C harge For …     

第四幕 演播室——布景为博物馆办公室

STEVEN: Did Jeff call?MARY BETH: When he has something to tell us, he'llcall. RITA: Steven, why don't you rehearse without him?That'll save you time. STEVEN: How can we do that? RITA: I can read his lines. STEVEN: Great idea, thanks. RITA: But when I read his lines, you'd better not laugh. STEVEN: Begin with Tony's line. RITA: OK... Someone stole the real treaty. DIANA: The man who stole the treaty is the same man who killed my uncle ...And I know who it is. DETECTIVE STONE: You mean, you think you know who it is.     

校园幽默(英文)

Going to the Sun Teacher:Today is the commemoration day( 纪念日 )of human going to the moon for the first time.Student:Why don't they go to the sun?Teacher:Because the sun is too hot.It can cremate( 烧成灰 )all the things.Student:They can go there at night. Circles Xiao Mao likes drawing circles in the exercise-books.When the Chinese teacher criticizes( 批评 )him,he says,"It is a period( 句号 )."When the maths teacher criticizes him,he says,"It is a zero.…     

The Most Popular Game—Football

Football is one of the most popular, interesting and exciting games. Football is popular among tens of millions of people all over the world.I am a football fan. I began to watch football games when the league football match first took place in China. Then, I became interested in football. In the match, I enjoy the wonderful goal shootings and the players courage and endurance(勇气和耐力). The most interesting thing is the result which anyone can hardly tell.The world cup is held every four…     

浅谈肯定句如何转换为一般疑问句

1.直接把系动词be(am,is,are,w as,were)、助动词be(am,is,are,w as,w ere),w ill(would),shall(should),have(has,had)和情态动词can(could),m ay(m ight)m ust(need)等提到句首并大写首字,母。例如:1)This is M r B lack s car.—Is this M r B lack s car?—Y es,itis./N o,itisn t.2)Tom can swim.—C an Tom sw im?—Y es,he can./N o,he can t.3)I w ould like to com e.—W ould you like to com e?—Y es,I would./N o,I wouldn t.2.将助动词D o(D oes,D id)置于句首,主语后面的谓语动词用动hool词原形。在一般现在时的句…