阅读理解精选

AA man went to buy a piece of meat.He askedthe butcher(屠夫 ) to tell him the way of cooking itbecause he didn't know how to cook meat.Thebutcher told him how to cook it.“But I can't remember your words,”the mansaid,“Will you please write your words down forme?”Thebutcher was a good man and he wrotehiswords down for the man.The man went homehappily with the meat in his hand and the note(便条 ) in his pocket.A dog saw the meat,jumped athim and took the meataway.The man stood there.He did…     

巧克力工厂的秘密

Before reading…Chocolate maker Willy Wonka is known as a strange man. He is rarely[很少地] seen in public. As a prize in a competition, Willy Wonka invites five winners to visit his chocolate factory. He hides five golden tickets in his chocolate bars. Those lucky enough to find a ticket win a tour and a lifetime supply of chocolate. Charlie Bucket is a poor boy who desperately[拼命地] wants the prize. You can see how Charlie discovers the precious[珍贵的] golden ticket and how happy he is in the following extract[节选].     

当计算机失灵

The most frightening words in the English language are,"Our computer is down."You hear it more and more when you are on business.The other day I was at the airport waiting for a ticket to Washington and the girl in the ticket office said,"I’m sorry,I can’t sell you a ticket.Our computer is down.""If your computer is down,just write me out a ticket.""I can’t write you out a ticket.The computer is the only one allowed to     

How Old Are You?

A mother and her young son got into a bus in a small city and sat down.The bus conductor came to them for their money.The mother said, "I want one ticket to London, "and gave her a shilling(先令,英国货币单位,1先令等于12便士)..The conductor looked at the small boy for a few seconds and then said to him, "How old are you,young man?     

阅读理解五则

A mother and her young son get into a bus in a small city and sit down. The bus conductor comes to them for their money. The mother says, ＂I want one ticket（票） to the zoo,＂ and gives him one yuan. The conductor looks at the small boy for a few seconds and then says to him, ＂How old are you, young man？＂ The mother begins to speak, but the conductor stops her. The boy says： ＂I＇m four at home, and two in the buses.＂ At last the mother has to take fifty fen out of her pocket and gives it to the conductor.     

教你正确用(七)

What Ticket? Which Court? J got a ticket the other day.Some of you may ask: ticket for what?Well,it was not a ticket for the ballet,or an opera,or a basketball game.It was a traffic ticket.I was driving too fast.A police officer pulled me over and gave me a traffic ticket.I was,the ticketing officer said, going 50 mph (miles per hour) in a 30 mph zone.A ticket meant big trouble.When I was handed the ticket,I wished it were a ticket to the movies.     

幽默与笑话(英文)

Buying the TicketsThe woman in a theatre box-office was surprised one evening just be-fore the show at the behaviour of a boy.He bought a ticket,went away,and then returned a few minutes later to buy another one,he went awayagain,returned and bought a third ticket.Then he went away yet again,returned yet again and bought a fourth ticket.By this time the show hadstarted,so the woman in the box-office said,“I hope you donHt mind myasking,boy,but why do you keep coming back and buying more tic…     

The Law Is the Law,But…

Having returned from her round trip (往返旅程) ,the angry woman stood outside the ticket office of the station. "The railway owes me (?)12," she said to Harry Jenks, the young man working at the office. "You sold me a ticket for May 22nd, but there was no ship from Jersey that night. So my     

短文四则(英文)

A Having returned from her round trip,the angry woman stood outside the ticket office."The railway owes me$12,"she said to Harry Jenks,the young man working at the office."You sold me a ticket for May 22nd,but there was no ship from     

格言

A good book is a good friend.好书如挚友。Actions speak louder than words.事实胜于雄辨。A fall into the pit,a gain in your wit.吃一堑,长一智。Be slow to promise and quick to perform.不轻诺,诺必果。A bird in known by its note,and a man by his talk.闻其歌知其鸟,听其言知其人。格言     

上海2002年春季高考阅读理解题A篇分析(英文)

(保留原试题号)A thief who dropped a winning lottery ticket (彩票) at the scene of his crime has been given a lesson in honesty. His victim, who picked up the ticket, then claimed the $25 ,000 prize, managed to trace him,and handed over the cash. The robbery happened when maths professor Vinicio Sabbatucei, 58,was changing a tyre on an Italian motorway. Another motorist, whostopped "to help" , stole a suitcase from his car and drove off. The professor found the dropped ticket and put it in his pocket before driving home to Ascoli in eastern Italy.     

短文改错强化训练四篇(英文)

1An old lady went shop last Wednesday. She came to a bank and saw a car near the door. The man got out and went into the bank. She saw into the car. The keys were on the lock. The old lady took the keys and following the man into the bank. The man took a gun out of the pocket and said to the clerk. "Give me all money!"And the old lady did not see this. She went out to the man, put the keys in his hand and said,"Young man,you' re stupid! Never you leave your keys in your car:some is going t…     

哈哈镜

Jokes anecdotes and stories as told by native English speakers. Slow Down or Stop One day, a police officer stops a motorist who has just gone through a red light. The officer is about to give the driver a ticket when the driver says, ＂Officer, you can＇t give me a ticket for that!＂ ＂Why not？＂ asks the officer ＂Because,＂     

An unusual auction

<正>Once a very rich man and his son collected valuable paintings by famous artists like Picasso, Van Gogh and Monet.Later, the son left to join the army. After a few weeks, the old man received a letter saying his son had died while taking another soldier to the hospital. The old man became very lonely and sad.     

Jokes

A One day,a rich man and his son went out for a walk.On their way,the rich man felt very uncomfortable and found he had put on a pair ofodd shoes,one with a thick sole and the other with a thin sole.     

FUNNY STORIES

A Once upon a time, there lived a rich man. He had a servant (仆人) .Both of them loved wine and good food very much. Each time the rich man left his home, the servant would drink the wine and eat up all the nice food in the house. The rich man knew what his servant did, but he had never caught the servant who was just doing that.     

A Man Neither Destroyed Nor Defeated

The Old Man and The Sea written by Hemingway, is one of the famous novel in the world. In the novel, the writer describes an old man Santiago. He has a very famous saying:"A man can be destroyed but not defeated." In my opinion, he is neither destroyed nor defeated. He is a man with high dignity. He is the one who can give when he can and receive when he needs. He is a man full of high spiritual qualities and these can be passed on to the next generation.     

Before the Trouble Starts

A man went into a bar,sat down, called the barman and said to him, "Give me a drink before the trouble starts."The barman was busy with other people, so he did not say anything. He gave the man the drink,and the man drank it quickly.Then he put his glass     

An Analysis of the Unreliable Narrator in The Tell-Tale Heart

The Tell-Tale Heart is a short story by Edgar Allan Poe. The story is first-person narrative of a narrator who murdered an old man with a clouded eye. This paper aims at identifying the speaker"I"as an unreliable narrator through analyzing the motivation, process and confession of the crime. It is found out that the narrator symbolizes man of evil, while, the old man’s vulture eye symbolizes virtue. It’s a story about the conflict between evil and virtue.     

短文三则(英文)

A It is a Saturday morning, my mother, my sister and I go to a park. At the ticket counter(售票处),mother asks the ticket woman,"How much can we get in ?" The woman answers,"Three dollars for adults(成人) or children older than six (超过六岁的孩子). If children are