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1An old lady went shop last Wednesday. She came to a bank and saw a car near the door. The man got out and went into the bank. She saw into the car. The keys were on the lock. The old lady took the keys and following the man into the bank. The man took a gun out of the pocket and said to the clerk. "Give me all money!"And the old lady did not see this. She went out to the man, put the keys in his hand and said,"Young man,you' re stupid! Never you leave your keys in your car:some is going t…  相似文献   

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An old woman wentoutshopping lastTuesday.She came to a bank and saw acar near the door.A man gotoutof itandwent into the bank.She looked into thecar.The keys were in the lock.The oldwoman took the keys and went after theman into the bank.The man took a knife out of hispocketand said to the bank worker,“Giveme all the money!” But the old womandidn'tsee this.She went to the man,putthe keysin his hand and said,“Young manyou're foolish!Never leave your keys inthe car.Someone's going to driv…  相似文献   

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An old woman went out shopping last Tues-day.She came to a bank and saw a car near thedoor.A man got out of it and went into thebank.She looked into the car.The keys were inthe lock.  相似文献   

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One day when Einstein was 1(?) his way home, a young man stopped him and wished 2(?) a word with him. Einstein granted his request. The young man asked, "How, Mr Einstein, can you 3(?) your fame? " The scientist said, "It seems that you have been thinking of 4(?) famous every day." The young man nodded.  相似文献   

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Top Joke in UKA woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me! "The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off - go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."  相似文献   

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秦江丽 《海外英语》2015,(6):180-181
The Tell-Tale Heart is a short story by Edgar Allan Poe. The story is first-person narrative of a narrator who murdered an old man with a clouded eye. This paper aims at identifying the speaker"I"as an unreliable narrator through analyzing the motivation, process and confession of the crime. It is found out that the narrator symbolizes man of evil, while, the old man’s vulture eye symbolizes virtue. It’s a story about the conflict between evil and virtue.  相似文献   

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English Joke     
A A man walks into a shopand sees a lovely little dog.He asks the shopkeeper,"Does your dog bite?"The shopkeeper says,"No,my dog does notbite."The man tries to pet the dog and the dogbites him."Ouch!"He says,"I thought you said yourdog does not bite!"The shopkeeper replies,"That is not mydog!"  相似文献   

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A man went into a bar,sat down, called the barman and said to him, "Give me a drink before the trouble starts."The barman was busy with other people, so he did not say anything. He gave the man the drink,and the man drank it quickly.Then he put his glass  相似文献   

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阅读理解Taotao is aboy. He isn't atschool today. Hesees a doorbell (门铃) in Mrs Zhang's door."What is it? "He thinks andtouches (按) it.The doorbellrings (响).He runs awayquickly (迅速地跑开). Mrs Zhang opens thedoor, but sees nobody(无人). A man comes here. Taotaosays to him, "Can youhelp me? I can't touch thedoorbell." "All right, " The man  相似文献   

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张毅 《海外英语》2011,(3):195+197
The Old Man and The Sea written by Hemingway, is one of the famous novel in the world. In the novel, the writer describes an old man Santiago. He has a very famous saying:"A man can be destroyed but not defeated." In my opinion, he is neither destroyed nor defeated. He is a man with high dignity. He is the one who can give when he can and receive when he needs. He is a man full of high spiritual qualities and these can be passed on to the next generation.  相似文献   

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Funny Stories     
"You are the first one !" One day,a man saw fisherman standing beside a lake with a mirror. "Excuse me,"he said."Could you tell me what are you doing?" "I'm fishing." "Fishing with a mirror?" the man asked. "Sure,it's my new interest," answered the fisherman. "Could you tell me how it works?" "Okay,but you will give me a hundred dollars." The man wanted to know the answer,so he gave the fisherman the money.The fisherman said,"First you aim (对准目标,瞄准) the mirror into the water,and when a fish goes by,you let the ray (光线) of the sun on its head.The fish is puzzled (感到迷惑不解) and then you catch it."  相似文献   

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猪和女巫     
正[英语原文]Pig And Witch A man is driving up a steep,narrow mountain road.a woman is driving down the same road.As they pass each other,the woman leans out of the window and yells"pig!"The man immediately leans out of his window and replies,"witch!"They each continue on their way,and as the man rounds the next corner,  相似文献   

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杨玉洁 《海外英语》2011,(5):221-222
There are many different views among scholars about the motif of Hawthome’s "Red Cross".In my opinion,the most meaningful view is from an American critic.He said that "Red Cross" is a novel describing the divergence between natural man and social man.As my part,this divergence can be understood on two levels.The first is the conflict between thongs of people represent the benefits of natural man and the other throngs of people represent the social man’s benefits;the second is the conflict of natural character and social character in everybody’s soul.The author tried to make those two conflicts to a certain agreement,and ended with a concordant state.Then who win? Who fail?  相似文献   

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Funny Stories     
1 Before the Trouble Starts A man went into a bar "sat down" called the barman and said to him, "Give me a drink before the trouble starts." The barman was busy with other people, so he did not say anything, but he gave the man the drink, and the man drank it quickly. Then he put his glass down, called the barman again and said to him, "Give me another one before the trouble starts."  相似文献   

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A story About Mozart One day Mozart saw an old man playing the violin at the street corner.He found that the old man was playing one of his compositions (乐曲).The old man played for some time,but the cap in front of him was still empty-nobody put any money into the cap.Mozart asked the old man," Do you often play compositions by Mozart?" The old man answered." Now everybody knows Mozart and likes his compositions.""Do you make a living by playing the violin?" The old man said he did.Mozart took over the violin from the old man and began to play.  相似文献   

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译文擂台     
A BROKEN VA&E A young man who lived in Lond on fell in love with abeautiful girl. Soon she became his finacee.The man was very poor,but the girlrich.The young man wanted to give her apresen to nherbirthday.  相似文献   

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A New Doctor     
Sometimes we get ill.We go to see doctors. The doctors give us some medicine.We take the medicine and we become well again. But sometimes doctors’ medicine doesn’t work. At that time,a"new"doctor inside us is useful.This doctor is our own senses of humour (幽默感).The happy feelings help us get well again. Once,a man had a terrible pain in his back. His doctor couldn’t stop the pain.The man began  相似文献   

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On the Ous     
A woman got on a bus with a baby in the arm. The bus driver said, "That's the ugliest* baby I've ever seen." The woman was very angry. A man near the woman asked, "What's wrong?"  相似文献   

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老人和老猫     
正[英语原文]An old man has a cat.The cat is very old,too. He runs very quickly. And his teeth are bad.One evening,the old cat sees a littlemouse. He catches it,but he can’t eat it because his teeth are not strong enough. The mouse runs away. The old man is very angry. He beats his cat.He says:"You are a fool cat. I will punish you!"The cat is very sad. He thinks:"When I was young, I worked hard for you. Now you don’t like me  相似文献   

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幽默互动     
Poorness A man wants to open an accountwith a Swedish bank.The assistantasks,How much do you plan to de-posit?The man looks around andmakes sure that no one is near  相似文献   

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