哈哈镜

Jokes, anecdotes and stories as told by native English speakers.An Island ,A： I say, I say, I say. Why is the letter ＂T＂ like an island？ B： I don＇t know. Why is the letter ＂T＂ like an island？ A： Because it＇s in the middle of ＂waTer＂.     

摒弃形式化的检查反馈

【案例】《Shopping for food》B部分教学片段：看图、听录音活动后,学生学习句型“How much is abottle of cooking oil？     

PEP五年级下Unit 4 What are you doing？Part A Let＇s learn

Key points： 1. Let＇s learn： drawing pictures, cooking dinner, reading a book, doing the dishes, answering the phone. 2. The sentence patterns： What are you doing？ I＇m…     

Two humour(幽默二则)

A．ToShavetheFace———Howmanytimesdoyoushave（刮）thefaceaday？———Aboutfortyorfiftytimes．———Oh，somany．Aren＇tmad（疯的）？———No，it＇sOK．I＇mabarber（理发师）．B．Whatwillhap－penifthereisnosun？Son：＂Doestheearthturnroundthesun，Dad？＂Dad：＂Yes，itdoes．＂Son：＂Whatwillhappenthenif（如果）there＇snosunonthesky（天空）？＂Two humour(幽默二则)@肖运进…     

“互动式”评价在写字课堂的运用

【案例】引出有＂撇＂的字师：找一找,这首古诗里哪些字有笔画＂撇＂。生A：＂农、禾当、午＂的字里有笔画＂撇＂。生B：我找到了＂滴、锄、悯、首＂。生C：我找到了＂汗＂。师：小朋友们,他说的对吗？生D：＂汗＂字里的是笔画＂提＂。写一写带有＂撇＂的字师：瞧,有个带＂撇＂的小朋友和我们打招呼。看黑板上出示的大字格＂禾＂。我们写的时候要注意什么？生A：我发现这个＂禾＂字的关键笔画在横中线、竖中线。生B：那个＂撇＂有点短。     

笑一笑

The Word
A： I say, I say, I say. What five-letter word becomes shorterwhen you add two letters to it？ B＂ I don＇t know. What five-letter word does become shorterwhen you add two letters to it？ A＂ Short.     

Heat and Cold

A class of physics at school.
The teacher： ＂ Now, who can tell me anything about heat？＂     

Reading Salon

A Learners of English often ask：What are the differences between Britishand American English？ How important are these differences？Certainly,there are some differences between British and Amercan Eng-lish. There are a few differences in grammar. For example,speakers of BritishEnglish say ＂in hospital＂ and ＂Have you a pen？＂,while Americans say＂in the hospital＂ and ＂Do you have a pen？＂ Pronunciation is sometimes dif-ferent.     

马老师课文新讲（十） 冰山下，寻觅男子汉的风采——《老人与海》（S版语文六年级上册）教学实录

A、走近男子汉师：今天,我们一起研究一个词儿——男子汉（师板书：男子汉）。虽然在座的有男子汉,也有＂女子汉＂,但是,并不影响我们研究＂男子汉＂,因为＂男子汉＂不分男女。请同学们想一想,男子汉应该具备什么特点？     

哈哈镜

The End
A：I say, I say, I say. What is the end of everything？
B：I don＇t know. What is the end of everything？ A： The letter ＂g＂.     

交通也幽默

1 A young and foolish pilot wanted to sound off on the aviation freq uencies.This was his first time approaching a field during the nighttime.Instead of following the proper protocol when reaching the tower, he said： ＂Guess who？＂ The controller switched the field Ughts off and replied：＂Guess where!＂     

哲学问题

哲学系新生入学后的第一次水平摸底测试。试卷上只有一行字：＂这也是一个问题吗？＂ 一个学生在试卷上写道：＂如果这也是一个问题,那么这就是该问题的答案！” 结果,该学生成绩为“A”。     

交际英语讲练

问候（Greetings） 1 . ＂How are you？＂ ＂_____＂ A.How do you do？ B.How are you？ C.I＇ m fine, thank you D.What do you do？     

困在时钟里的人

一个绝望者问上帝：＂我一直拼命地追着时间向前跑,为什么我的生活还是日复一日的相同？＂上帝说：＂你为什么要追赶时间？你为什么不停下来慢慢走？其实,每时每刻的风景都在变化,只是你没注意。＂绝望者说：＂停下来的话,我会被工作压死的!风景,哪里有？＂上帝问：＂你试着停下来过吗？＂绝望者说：＂没有。＂上帝问：＂不试试,你怎么知道你会被压死？不停下来,你怎么知道世界上没有美丽的风景？＂于是,上帝带他来到时钟的上方。     

Question ＆ Answer

Q：我在习题册上看到这样一道题：These trees cannot be brown in such a cold____as ours.A.weather B.climate C.season D.air我不知道应该选A,还是选B,为什么？（怀远于亮）A：此题答案为B。首先要弄清weather和climate的区别,前者是指＂某个地方在短时间内的阴晴、冷暖、风力大小等大气状况的综合表现＂,即＂天气＂;而后者是指＂某一地点或地区多年间经历的天气状况的总和＂。     

教是为了更好地学——由“利用三角形全等测距离”教学引发的思考

在教学《利用三角形全等测距离》时,我提出了这样一个问题：一座大山的两侧有两个村庄,一个在A处,一个在B处.有一天,一个村民想测量一下A村到B村的距离,你能帮助他想一个好办法吗？我的话音刚落,就有学生站起来说：＂老师,你看这样行吗？＂他走上讲台,一边讲述自己的看法,     

A Clever Doctor

A doctor was once teaching a class of medical students at a famous hospital in Edinburg. An injured man was brought in, and the doctor turned to one of the students and asked him： ＂What＇s wrong with this man？＂     

My Father＇s Birthday

Today is the fifth of July. It＇s my father＇s birthday. Now Mum is cooking a lot of food for my father in the kitchen. My grandparents are watching a film and drinking juice in the living roam. I prepared （准备） a big birthday cake for my dad early this morning. I think he will like it very much. My grandparents will give a watch to him. What about my mum？ Mum says, ＂It＇ s a secret.＂     

22世纪的中国

＂现在的环境越来越不好了,真希望能到未来世界去。＂冰企（主人公、小企鹅、10岁、男、故乡在南极、现在住在中国、爱企鹅州、QQ小镇）说道。＂那就去吧!＂忽然从桌子的抽屉里发出声音。＂啊？你是？哆啦A梦？＂冰企惊讶地说。＂没错,下来吧。＂哆啦A梦说。     

小幽默

鸡蛋在哪儿？ 老师：你能用＂鸡蛋＂一词造句吗？ 学生：可以。我昨天吃了一块蛋糕。 老师：那么＂鸡蛋＂在哪儿？ 学生：在蛋糕里,先生。